ASMR / Trapped Inside Car Squeaky Glass Hand Silhouette

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Fuck da Mods: Jun 27, 2013; fina get poz'd?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMlGFnzVLzA

any1 else into this stuff? i think its p neat, its cool to try new things

post more ASMR

# ? Nov 18, 2017 05:30

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# ? May 23, 2024 19:17

20 Blunts: Jan 21, 2017

K Jan but he ixjgjjk,hi babe miss priss lyrics

Oh sorry just AMSRing on my mobile screen

# ? Nov 18, 2017 05:32

ArbitraryC: Jan 28, 2009; Pick a number, any number; Pillbug

Oohh! so pitty the cam always inside ☹ the video is great, the pitty is the cam always inside car. ☹ i think is great if the cam also outside car for see her palms on glass also while tapping. I dont know if her want make some other video like this. Regards!

# ? Nov 18, 2017 05:58

Fuck da Mods: Jun 27, 2013; fina get poz'd?

ArbitraryC posted:

Oohh! so pitty the cam always inside ☹ the video is great, the pitty is the cam always inside car. ☹ i think is great if the cam also outside car for see her palms on glass also while tapping. I dont know if her want make some other video like this. Regards!

yes

# ? Nov 18, 2017 08:23

ArbitraryC: Jan 28, 2009; Pick a number, any number; Pillbug

honestly there's so many aspects here I can't even tell what the dudes into this are fetishizing. I'm so lost I dunno if that's even a word.

# ? Nov 18, 2017 08:56

AEMINAL: May 22, 2015; barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf

I will never click this video but I respect your posting style, gently caress da Mods. Namaste.

# ? Nov 18, 2017 09:57

AEMINAL: May 22, 2015; barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf

is this what nerds play in the background when they need random external stimuli after staring at a display all day

jesus, grim

# ? Nov 18, 2017 09:58

Lauroon Kyanka: Sep 17, 2017; *trips on a ladybug*

*dies of old age*

ASMR / Freezing a homeless man's fingers off with nitrous oxide Glass Hand Shatters

# ? Nov 18, 2017 10:15

AEMINAL: May 22, 2015; barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf

Lauroon Kyanka posted:

ASMR / Freezing a homeless man's fingers off with nitrous oxide Glass Hand Shatters

jesus christ this text alone sent a shiver up my spine, i like your style

# ? Nov 18, 2017 11:37

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

when ladies turn the microphone sensitivity up to 10 they turn my wiener sensitivity up to 11

# ? Nov 18, 2017 11:40

Haptical Sales Slut: Mar 15, 2010; Age 18 to 49

Lauroon Kyanka posted:

ASMR / Freezing a homeless man's fingers off with nitrous oxide Glass Hand Shatters

*Tingles intensify*

# ? Nov 18, 2017 12:42

Relin: Oct 6, 2002; You have been a most worthy adversary, but in every game, there are winners and there are losers. And as you know, in this game, losers get robotizicized!

if anyone says they dont use asmr to jack off, they are lying

# ? Nov 18, 2017 13:01

abigserve: Sep 13, 2009; this is a better avatar than what I had before

ASMR / large man eating eggs Shell Crack Tasty

# ? Nov 18, 2017 13:10

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

ASMR / Woman farting on toilet Ceramic Echoes

# ? Nov 18, 2017 13:15

AEMINAL: May 22, 2015; barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf

Relin posted:

if anyone says they dont use asmr to jack off, they are lying

i only jack off to leatherdaddy vids where they smoke massive stogies

its really big in the grey area youtube scene

# ? Nov 18, 2017 13:26

Mistle: Oct 11, 2005; Eckot's comic relief cousin from out of town; Grimey Drawer

Relin posted:

if anyone says they dont use asmr to jack off, they are lying

I think Bob Ross technically qualifies, but I put Bob on the ol youtube and chillax. Kinda rude to rub one out to the guy, I think.
Light something up, snack the gently caress out, and watch art happen in 30 minutes, it's good times.

But some of those other vids, yeah, I could see a j/o session happening

ASMR / Parisian lady street watching and insulting rude tourists under her breath [FRENCH]

AEMINAL posted:

is this what nerds play in the background when they need random external stimuli after staring at a display all day

jesus, grim

Hmmm, nah. My pro click for nerd sounds is Guild of Ambience, they post up hour long D&D background noises, so I can get my full immersion as the Half-orc, half-fey ranger and the pig-that-accidentally-became-a-mage ruin a GM's grand storytelling in a variety of settings.

# ? Nov 18, 2017 13:47

artsy fartsy: May 10, 2014; You'll be ahead instead of behind. Hello!

Casually Brushing Your Face While Talking About Harry Potter

# ? Nov 18, 2017 13:50

artsy fartsy: May 10, 2014; You'll be ahead instead of behind. Hello!

Psycho Ex Kidnaps You (Haircut, Eyebrow Plucking)

# ? Nov 18, 2017 13:54

Neukoln19: Oct 27, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68JQtxTzjqc

# ? Nov 18, 2017 13:57

Thots and Prayers: Jul 13, 2006; A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.; Grimey Drawer

ASMR Anne Frank Roleplay (triggers: whispering, paper shuffling, pencil writing, suspense)

# ? Nov 18, 2017 14:31

Scrotum Modem: Sep 12, 2014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2jQb2-hAu4

# ? Nov 18, 2017 14:39

Blurry Gray Thing: Jun 3, 2009

ASMR pounding against frozen lake surface from beneath, desperate but weaker every second.

# ? Nov 18, 2017 14:45

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

Mistle posted:

I think Bob Ross technically qualifies, but I put Bob on the ol youtube and chillax. Kinda rude to rub one out to the guy, I think.
Light something up, snack the gently caress out, and watch art happen in 30 minutes, it's good times.

[bob ross has a completed painting and theres 5 minutes left in the video]
oh gently caress here it comes
"now heres where we have to get a little daring"
[palette shot of ross cutting a roll of van dyke brown onto his knife]
"but if you know me you know i have to have em"
[drags knife across the canvas]
"now i dont want one that goes straight up. lets make one thats had a hard life and maybe has a crook in it"
[mixes prussian blue and a touch of alizarin crimson with odorless paint thinner and rolls the script liner in it]
"cant paint a big black cock without the veins. and i think in our world... yeah lets give him a friend"
please dont
"these are really great for selling paintings so go ahead if it makes you feel good and you want to make a happy buck. but dont overdo. dont overdo"

# ? Nov 18, 2017 14:49

Blurry Gray Thing: Jun 3, 2009

ASMR Kind, Understanding Swordswoman runs you through and comforts you as you bleed out

# ? Nov 18, 2017 14:49

paul_soccer10: Mar 28, 2016; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Joe Mama Poonana posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2jQb2-hAu4

Lmao

# ? Nov 18, 2017 15:41

phasmid: Jan 16, 2015; Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

ASMR Kind, Understanding Swordswoman runs you through and comforts you as you bleed out

Heh heh... [tugs collar]. Maybe I should turn on the AC.

# ? Nov 18, 2017 15:46

Soup du Journey: Mar 20, 2006; by FactsAreUseless

gary oldmans diary posted:

[bob ross has a completed painting and theres 5 minutes left in the video]
oh gently caress here it comes
"now heres where we have to get a little daring"
[palette shot of ross cutting a roll of van dyke brown onto his knife]
"but if you know me you know i have to have em"
[drags knife across the canvas]
"now i dont want one that goes straight up. lets make one thats had a hard life and maybe has a crook in it"
[mixes prussian blue and a touch of alizarin crimson with odorless paint thinner and rolls the script liner in it]
"cant paint a big black cock without the veins. and i think in our world... yeah lets give him a friend"
please dont
"these are really great for selling paintings so go ahead if it makes you feel good and you want to make a happy buck. but dont overdo. dont overdo"

gary oldman writes some weird stuff in there lol

# ? Nov 18, 2017 16:00

Earwicker: Jan 6, 2003

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mFf4C5n3xE

# ? Nov 18, 2017 16:14

spinderella: Jul 15, 2017; by FactsAreUseless

gary oldmans diary posted:

[bob ross has a completed painting and theres 5 minutes left in the video]
oh gently caress here it comes
"now heres where we have to get a little daring"
[palette shot of ross cutting a roll of van dyke brown onto his knife]
"but if you know me you know i have to have em"
[drags knife across the canvas]
"now i dont want one that goes straight up. lets make one thats had a hard life and maybe has a crook in it"
[mixes prussian blue and a touch of alizarin crimson with odorless paint thinner and rolls the script liner in it]
"cant paint a big black cock without the veins. and i think in our world... yeah lets give him a friend"
please dont
"these are really great for selling paintings so go ahead if it makes you feel good and you want to make a happy buck. but dont overdo. dont overdo"

What the heck? :haw:

# ? Nov 18, 2017 16:48

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

"hi welcome back. glad you could join us today. let me tell you about what ive got started while the colors im using are displayed on the bottom of your screen in the order i have them on my palette. now ive covered the entire canvas with a thin layer of black gesso and allowed that to dry completely. and over that canvas ive attached a sheet of contact paper and ive cut out a circle and 2 hands grabbing the sides from that contact paper. i got this idea from a young man named gary. hes a friend of mine and we write each other
were gonna start with a little titanium white. this ones gonna be a bright one. hope you brought your sunglasses"

# ? Nov 18, 2017 17:57

Lauroon Kyanka: Sep 17, 2017; *trips on a ladybug*

*dies of old age*

ASMR / Scratching my cystic acne on my back with a stainless steel bristle grill brush Back Splatters

# ? Nov 18, 2017 18:49

PathAsc: Nov 15, 2011; Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

ASMR Wet Fart/Whispered Gagging/Soft Spoken Racist Comments (Really Drunk On Natty Light Roleplay)

# ? Nov 18, 2017 18:56

DancingShade: Jul 26, 2007; by Fluffdaddy

ASMR strained grunting / constipation classics / wide sound stage toilet reverb / concerned pounding on door

# ? Nov 18, 2017 22:59

Grevling: Dec 18, 2016

I'm not that into ASMR, it doesn't make my mind cum or whatever sensation I'm supposed to feel. I do like this Finnish lady who has struggled with cancer, here she is reciting the Kalevala:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0zQCHK2J3U

# ? Nov 18, 2017 23:14