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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
actually kinda surprising this isnt happening. that guy will prequel anything

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roboshit
Apr 4, 2009

game of farts more like

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Congratulations Kevin

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
kevin j anderson sux

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Smythe posted:

kevin j anderson sux
you need to time-travel this message back to teen me

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

He should do a prequel to america about the secret constitution that says the exact opposite of the fake public constitution, which makes politicians truthful in their claims that they're upholding the constitution

Gargamel Gibson
Apr 24, 2014
Fuckin A the Sun Crusher was fuckin tite.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Gargamel Gibson posted:

Fuckin A the Sun Crusher was fuckin tite.

frig off!!!!!!!

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Who the gently caress is Kevin J Anderson?

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005
Winter is never coming is it?

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

George R R Martin is an absolute fucker

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
you see its a death star but for suns. oh and its armor is the super duper-est
*smashes his action figures into another kids*
i win i hit first. nuh uh! yeah i did! i did too! *throws friends action figures into a sewer grate*

new phone who dis
May 24, 2007

by VideoGames
Morbid Hound
At least they would get finished and he wouldn't talk as much about cum.

roboshit
Apr 4, 2009

mind the walrus posted:

George R R Martin is an absolute fucker

i really hope it comes out that george rr martin is a pedophile rapist

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

mind the walrus posted:

George R R Martin is an absolute fucker

And he hates tables!

new phone who dis
May 24, 2007

by VideoGames
Morbid Hound
Every April a day laborer with a crowbar has to pry GRRMs frozen face off the back side of a glory hole where he's spent the entire winter sucking every dirty dick in Barstow so he can awaken and continue to write the great novels of our age.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

I like how not only has he failed to meet the generous deadline set for him, the show has stolen all the thunder for his plot unless he changes things radically.

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

Game of Bad!

COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Jon Snow banged Dany what else is there to see?

It's just been an elaborate "incest but they don't know it" plot from the beginning.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

My favorite trivia was how GRRM felt the show was in good hands when the showrunners correctly guessed who Jon Snow's parents were... A mystery which was telegraphed so hard in book one that you were considered stupid if you didn't believe it.

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


^SHTPSTS

Gary’s Answer
dark saber

Serak
Jun 18, 2000

Approaching Midnight.
But what if it's... like... a Dark Saber.

Edit: Damnit

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo
I hope a giant steps on my balls...

... in the past.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

mind the walrus posted:

My favorite trivia was how GRRM felt the show was in good hands when the showrunners correctly guessed who Jon Snow's parents were... A mystery which was telegraphed so hard in book one that you were considered stupid if you didn't believe it.

I bet you he’s met with at least a half-dozen execs over the years who either didn’t know who he was talking about or guessed Tyrion or some poo poo.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
At least its not Karen Traviss

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
Oh yeah those Dune books he basically was the only one who wrote were really good, give him a chance guyz.

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005


Sci fi writers who look like normal rear end dudes should not be trusted. Get Alan Moore on the track!

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


^SHTPSTS

Gary’s Answer

Neukoln19 posted:

Oh yeah those Dune books he basically was the only one who wrote were really good, give him a chance guyz.

Dune ends after chapter house and I will fight you

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
lol

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
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Taco Defender
If they make Robert's Rebellion into a series, GOT should of just started with it instead of using it as an story point.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
i hope a giant steps on someone!!!!!!

Creamed Cormp
Jan 8, 2011

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
GoT is bad softcore porn disguised as the most boring D&D quest ever, topped with 2edgy4me "wow everyone can die at any moment"

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005

cis autodrag posted:

Dune ends after chapter house and I will fight you

Oh of course that's where it ends, but where do you think it begins? :q: :q: :q:

House Atreides, House Harkonnen, House Corrino


Cis Autodrag, The Butlerian jihad

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


The guy they were letting orchestrate the Star Wars novels right before the Disney buyout would make anyone wish for KJA to swoop in and take over again. It was that bad.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
I tweeted at him once I was reading his dumb gay books and his aliens were tossing around Roman proverbs and poo poo. His explanation was weaksauce.

Edit- writing is hard

Lukewarm Gazpacho
Aug 8, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
College Slice
"No, see... Frank left these outlines for future books..yeah, that's the ticket!"

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Casimir Radon posted:

The guy they were letting orchestrate the Star Wars novels right before the Disney buyout would make anyone wish for KJA to swoop in and take over again. It was that bad.
Were the characters still fighting that Protoss/Zerg hybrid species that sounded like a Chinese-American combo platter?

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


mind the walrus posted:

Were the characters still fighting that Protoss/Zerg hybrid species that sounded like a Chinese-American combo platter?
No, that was over in 2003. They moved on to this thing:

Meatwolfe
Oct 31, 2011
Does george r r martin even write books anymore?

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DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

Game of Thrones is overall a pretty decent anime.

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