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That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord
I don't think there's a Rex Tillerson thread so let's make one.

At this point he's just saying stuff that sounds half-intelligent to other countries but the Trump Administration doesn't give a poo poo and he's probably on the way out.

It's still kind of funny that this toothless Secretary of State gave up being the CEO of Exxon for this kind of treatment.

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funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug
Who is Rex Tillerson again?

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

tillerson is fascinating because he essentially had to reverse-engineer basic diplomacy out of self-preservation

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

Ripoff posted:

Who is Rex Tillerson again?

A rough and tumble oilman who has become the errand boy of a former reality tv star.

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Yinlock posted:

tillerson is fascinating because he essentially had to reverse-engineer basic diplomacy out of self-preservation

guess you could say he #disrupted it

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug
Do you think Rex has any creepy weird fetishes like Trump does about his daughter and Pence does about Mr. Ed? Maybe he hires hookers to tie him up and slather him with oil while chanting “Exxon-Valdez!” and telling him about how filthy he is?

Brother Friendship
Jul 12, 2013

Ripoff posted:

Do you think Rex has any creepy weird fetishes



ENTER THE SLEEP OF THE DREAMER IF YOU DARE TO KNOW HIS SECRETS BUT PRAY YOU DO NOT AWAKEN HIM FROM HIS SLUMBER

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat

That Robot posted:

It's still kind of funny that this toothless Secretary of State gave up being the CEO of Exxon for this kind of treatment.

Not just that, but he gave it up because his wife told him that it was God's plan or something for him to be SoS.

Do you think she and him are on speaking terms again

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

Yinlock posted:

tillerson is fascinating because he essentially had to reverse-engineer basic diplomacy out of self-preservation

it's kind of amazing that trump hasnt fired his rear end and replaced him with ted nugent by now

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
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Rex is a cool name. I wish I had that name

Quotey
Aug 16, 2006

We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5u3u1Ai3so

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
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He's the best guy in the cabinet and the failing medias trying to talk him out of the job so trump will replace him with Vince or someone similarly wacky

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost

Gazpacho posted:

He's the best guy in the cabinet and the failing medias trying to talk him out of the job so trump will replace him with Vince or someone similarly wacky

lmao no he's not he's the guy who sends us to war for his oil profits

Killer Low Life
Sep 6, 2010

ScrubLeague posted:

lmao no he's not he's the guy who sends us to war for his oil profits

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 50 minutes!
putin stopped him from securing for exxon an option to purchase a controlling interest in rosneft and he's been butthurt ever since

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь

Gazpacho posted:

Rex is a cool name. I wish I had that name

Rex means king, you reactionary swine

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
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ScrubLeague posted:

lmao no he's not he's the guy who sends us to war for his oil profits
who's better in the cabinet than rex

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

Gazpacho posted:

who's better in the cabinet than rex
Friend Ben

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

Gazpacho posted:

who's better in the cabinet than rex

Mattis for one. He keeps the military safe from Red Don.

Comrayn
Jul 22, 2008
my mom was super pumped about him just letting a third of the department quit and never filled any vacancies because benghazi the swamp. maybe those were used in a full sentence or maybe she just listed them out I’m not really sure

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

That Robot posted:

Mattis for one. He keeps the military safe from Red Don.
lmao

Mattis is an insane anti iran moron who is chomping at the bit to get in a tripartite war alongside the Saudis and Israelis.

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
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nice clickcbait rear end in a top hat. "awkward" because he didn't play the reporter's dumb gossip game lol

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
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tex chillerson

Notahippie
Feb 4, 2003

Kids, it's not cool to have Shane MacGowan teeth
My favorite part was this week when the director of what used to be the State Dept think-tank wrote a lovely memo to Rex that basically said "we don't really care about human rights but it lets us beat up on Russia and China" and basically confirmed all the Russian/Chinese propaganda about that.

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
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sex thrillerson

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

jBrereton posted:

lmao

Mattis is an insane anti iran moron who is chomping at the bit to get in a tripartite war alongside the Saudis and Israelis.

I really doubt they'll attack Iran.

hallebarrysoetoro
Jun 14, 2003

That Robot posted:

I really doubt they'll attack Iran.

quoting for posterity

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

That Robot posted:

Mattis for one. He keeps the military safe from Red Don.

Ah yes someone named MAD DOG is the cool collected one.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos
Mad Dog and Donnie in the mornings!!

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
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axe killerson

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

Tillerson also would profit if the USA would relax economic sanctions on Russia

If he wasn't the former CEO of Exxon we'd be all "I WONDER WHO SUGGESTED HIM?"

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
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Didn't Rex blind-trust his holdings in accordance with the law?

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

Gazpacho posted:

Didn't Rex blind-trust his holdings in accordance with the law?

Laffo if he did

Trump never did

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

Peanut President posted:

Ah yes someone named MAD DOG is the cool collected one.

He's certainly saner than Trump.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

That Robot posted:

He's certainly saner than Trump.

that ain't exactly a high bar to jump

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
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Mex Grillerson :taco:

Yossarian-22
Oct 26, 2014

Simply by proposing talks with dprk he's the best hope of the administration

But lol, we're relying on an oil man who spread false info about global warming and defanged the state department named loving "rex tillerson" to stop a nuclear holocaust and it owns

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Gazpacho posted:

Mex Grillerson :taco:

the best mexican food comes from trump grill :smugdon:

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
TRex Thrillerson

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Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
Tits Tittyson

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