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Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

So why are you online during Friday night?

Me, I had so much sex during the week I just had to stay in and watch SNL clips on youtube. Gotta rest for my super busy next week, because I'm super cool.

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Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
its lent

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015
Catching up on my stories, OP.

Nonviolent J
Jul 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Soiled Meat
it's 6:06pm saturday

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
emptying my colon for ramadan

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
im drinking a yuengling and watching the life aquatic i havent seen it in like 13 years its alright

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


I'm doing laundry and have a child so I don't get to go anywhere ever any more

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
Because I'm old.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

So why are you online during Friday night?

Me, I had so much sex during the week I just had to stay in and watch SNL clips on youtube. Gotta rest for my super busy next week, because I'm super cool.

holy gently caress
SNL is still a thing

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

Sid Vicious posted:

I'm doing laundry and have a child so I don't get to go anywhere ever any more

I like the return of the classic av. Very nice.

I'm chilling out op.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

holy gently caress
SNL is still a thing

yeah, either Kenan or Kel from Kenan and Kel is on it now

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
falsifying my tax returns for hannukah

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
Real talk

Its because my only friends are my cousin who has 4 kids and my boss

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qy2LMUBwSAs

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Mumpy Puffinz posted:

Real talk

Its because my only friends are my cousin who has 4 kids and my boss

What's he doing with your boss

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Sid Vicious posted:

What's he doing with your boss

hopefully not telling him to fire me

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
thanks for reminding me what day it is (was), I honestly couldn't remember.

seriously tho I went to the store to buy a frozen pizza because I thought it was Friday and it was discounted a couple dollars on Friday but then when I got home I realized it was Thursday.

owned. that's how they get ya.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

uber_stoat posted:

thanks for reminding me what day it is (was), I honestly couldn't remember.

seriously tho I went to the store to buy a frozen pizza because I thought it was Friday and it was discounted a couple dollars on Friday but then when I got home I realized it was Thursday.

owned. that's how they get ya.

it was friday

Ponies Ist Krieg
Dec 10, 2017

Spinster posted:

Because I'm old.
Relatively anyway. I'm definitely up there.
I also live in the country side,which is awful for a variety of reasons. But a primary one is the utter lack of things to do, and extremely slow internet.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Normally I'm at my night shift job which is why you'll see sporadic bursts of my terrible posting for several nights straight, but I got the flu from my adorable little nieces/nephews at Christmas so I'm sitting at home with a fever! I'm probably going to end up calling out tomorrow to be safe, which is going to piss off my job something fierce. "But you got the flu shot :smug: you can't have the flu :smug:." Yeah I'm sure the out-of-town relatives I spent six hours playing with on Christmas Eve and all my other sick family members are coincidence. Eh, I never call out, they can eat me on this one.

My fevers suck. They rarely peak over 100.7 so they take forever to properly break, but I get the full range of achy malaise. At least my nose isn't running like Flo Jo at a Klan meeting anymore.

Monos Bullet
Dec 6, 2016

Yea, and I say unto you, bringeth me a machiatto of caramel, with crickets on top.
what else do people do on friday nights besides browse the web? :confused:

Nonviolent J
Jul 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Soiled Meat
sleep because internet down

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

I'm just hanging out.

Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004

Toilet Rascal
Because I'm alone at work tonight, and gently caress doing actual work when no one else is here.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Yeah my puss is like super swole. Probably just gonna put a frozen steak on it and inject some torodol in my rear end and chill. Looks like a sideways Angelina Jolie mouth r/n forealzies. :shrug:

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I’m exhausted from all the sex too op. I’d rather have been playing call of duty the whole time tbqh

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Yeah my puss is like super swole. Probably just gonna put a frozen steak on it and inject some torodol in my rear end and chill. Looks like a sideways Angelina Jolie mouth r/n forealzies. :shrug:

pussy? gross

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo
It's actually saturday morning here so it's ok for me to be online.

I mean I'm still a loser but that's irrelevant to this thread.

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009
got nut in my butt op :whatup:

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

Monos Bullet posted:

what else do people do on friday nights besides browse the web? :confused:

hang out with other people 'in real life' and be wish the entire time they were home browsing the web.

Les Os
Mar 29, 2010
this evening I bought a piñata

Nonviolent J
Jul 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Soiled Meat
nearly finished those plastic botlles of smirnof that fits in your poants thats 11 drinks and i work at 6am

solar energy panel
Apr 30, 2007
Wake up bitches it's time to milk the cows.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Kuato posted:

I’m exhausted from all the sex too op. I’d rather have been playing call of duty the whole time tbqh

gently caress you bitch, you useless piece of CRAP! I forbid you from posting in ANY of my threads EVER AGAIN or you will know tru fear !!!!

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
It's nearly saturday night and i'm gonna be online like a motherfucker.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
it’s Saturday night and we haven’t gone out yet, but I just finished hanging a 72” ceiling fan while drinking so

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

let it mellow posted:

it’s Saturday night and we haven’t gone out yet, but I just finished hanging a 72” ceiling fan while drinking so

nice

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

let it mellow posted:

it’s Saturday night and we haven’t gone out yet, but I just finished hanging a 72” ceiling fan while drinking so

Awesome, good job

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
Finally saw the star war. My popcorn bucket was like 80% crumbs and kernals. I think the girl who got the popcorn hated me.

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Jesustheastronaut!
Mar 9, 2014




Lipstick Apathy
I hate this

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