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That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord
The president again today talked about his genitals. Instead of during a debate before a national audience, it was before an international audience on twitter:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/948355557022420992

Let's discuss don's big button, or lack thereof.

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Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
pres butan

DrPlump
Oct 5, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
drat that might be the penultimate Trump tweet.

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

DrPlump posted:

drat that might be the penultimate Trump tweet.

Lol right after that he started talking about Lou Dobbs.

What does Lou Dobbs even do anymore hahaha

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

That Robot posted:

The president again today talked about his genitals. Instead of during a debate before a national audience, it was before an international audience on twitter:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/948355557022420992

Let's discuss don's big button, or lack thereof.

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Monos Bullet
Dec 6, 2016

Yea, and I say unto you, bringeth me a machiatto of caramel, with crickets on top.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

SeXReX
Jan 9, 2009

I drink, mostly.
And get mad at people on the internet


:emptyquote:
kinda funny that a lasting symbol of world unity (the olympics) is gonna be where ww3 starts

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

Hahaha what thread was that from?

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

the button summons someone capable of making adult decisions / a diet coke (doesnt work)

The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

Are you a BigMac of imbeciles!?
Everyone says I have the biggest buttons, they're so big! They wish they had buttons as big as mine.

Buttons = Nipples

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

That Robot posted:

The president again today talked about his genitals. Instead of during a debate before a national audience, it was before an international audience on twitter:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/948355557022420992

Let's discuss don's big button, or lack thereof.
America's last hope, Donald's Big American Button... Wes Button :patriot:

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost
don's digg button

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
this guy is a bigger dipshit than people stroking their epeens in Eve Online

also there isn't literally a button on the president's desk so kudos to the intern who just painted over one of those office depot gimmicks and threw that in the oval office

Split Pea Superman
Dec 16, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
Wherever you go the common man can always relate to the school-yard bully.

The elites? They've never been pushed around on the school-yard. At best they have a condescending parent, i.e. every other US president in the past 60 something years.

Trump may or may not be a good thing for foreign policy, but I think it's hilarious that, well into his 30's, Kim Jung Un is most likely experiencing his very first dick measuring contest.

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

Big buttons. Big life.

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

I would like to take this moment to reassert my prophesy that Trump's penis will be exposed at some point in his presidency. It is an inevitability. All of western history has been leading to it. It is the true meaning of manifest destiny: the fulfilment of the American experiment.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Moon Atari posted:

I would like to take this moment to reassert my prophesy that Trump's penis will be exposed at some point in his presidency. It is an inevitability. All of western history has been leading to it. It is the true meaning of manifest destiny: the fulfilment of the American experiment.

If Lincoln could do it so can Donny

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Big Beef City posted:

If Lincoln could do it so can Donny

hope he really starts to lose it and starts wearing a top hat around

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
Trump loved his big red button
And he stroked it all the while
It felt too soft one day and it ooccurred to him
He might be infertile

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
I've been meaning to ask: how come the people of the united states made this guy their president? Seems like an odd choice.

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
the president is comically insecure about his small, impotent penis, and it may get millions of koreans killed lol

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Icochet posted:

I've been meaning to ask: how come the people of the united states made this guy their president? Seems like an odd choice.

We didn’t. We picked the other one by 3 million more votes. :can:

berth ell pup
Mar 20, 2017

I am a business magnet.

paul_soccer10 posted:

the president is comically insecure about his small, impotent penis, and it may get millions of koreans killed lol

$20 says Kim jong un’s is both smaller and somehow more impotent.

berth ell pup
Mar 20, 2017

I am a business magnet.
A standoff between, essentially, two guys driving lifted bro trucks

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
well trump is a 70 year old cokehead who eats mcdonalds every day

and he sure tweets like someone who is very insecure about his virility

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

Icochet posted:

I've been meaning to ask: how come the people of the united states made this guy their president? Seems like an odd choice.

We had a black president for 8 years and it broke a LOT of people's brains. Couple that with Republican gerrymandering and decades of suppressing non-white votes and you've got President Donald Trump destroying the world in a dick measuring contest.

Im Ready for DEATH
Oct 5, 2016

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

paul_soccer10 posted:

well trump is a 70 year old cokehead who eats mcdonalds every day

and he sure tweets like someone who is very insecure about his virility

He shoots the ropiest loads that are thicker than molasses and can do it for hours at a time

Papa Emeritus III
Jul 7, 2017

[A MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY]

Dat's Pussy Trap, bitch!

Deal with it.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

It's just a normal button but his tiny baby hands make it appear YUGE

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

does he have to push it once for each nuke

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

I thought simple don replaced the nuke button with a coke button

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Icochet posted:

I've been meaning to ask: how come the people of the united states made this guy their president? Seems like an odd choice.

the democrats ran the only person on earth that would lose to him because it was her turn.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

maybe he will try to tweet the launch codes

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olives black
Nov 24, 2017


LENIN.
STILL.
WON'T.
FUCK.
ME.

fishing with the fam posted:

Trump loved his big red button
And he stroked it all the while
It felt too soft one day and it ooccurred to him
He might be infertile

imagined this being sung by Les Claypool over a funky groove

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