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Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS


Looks good!


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CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
Make ROB hold the kiwi.

Quotey
Aug 16, 2006

We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.
not sure i like this friend. i'll never eat a kiwi fruit, if a fruit has that much hair it's off the list.

i told this to some folk from new zealand, and some of em say they shave the fruit before they eat it. i don't have time for that. i'm not shaving the loving hairy ball fruit before i eat it.

Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005

Soiled Meat
Don’t eat the peel, jfc. What the gently caress is wrong with you?

CAN NOT PUKE
Nov 26, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
Try a yummy avacado

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

cannot pake posted:

Try a yummy avacado

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
You should eat LOSTA SPAGHETTI.

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Thought you were going to be eating either a bird or a human. Voted 1

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
do a tasty pineapple next

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Feb 11, 2007

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1redflag posted:

Thought you were going to be eating either a bird or a human. Voted 1

if you eat a person who ate a bird who ate a fruit, you can check all three at once

fibblins
Dec 21, 2007

party swan
Thanks OP, I'm glad at least one other person on this bitch of an earth knows how to eat a kiwi properly.

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

CJacobs posted:

Make ROB hold the kiwi.



Alas.


EorayMel posted:

You should eat LOSTA SPAGHETTI.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
gold kiwis are better. they don't have hair on em so you can just gobble that delicious leathery skin right up without feeling like you're taking a bite out of a dead animal.

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


eating kiwi peel is the correct way. you can't even taste it jfc, its like the thinnest peel in the fruit kingdom

kiwis own i got a bunch yesterday 3 for a dollar

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Kiwis are good

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

OP are you gonna finish that or what? if not give it here

Pararoid
Dec 6, 2005

Te Waipounamu pride
The skin is really high in planty goodness, so you should eat it.

Just rub it on your jeans first if you don't like the hair.

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


I unironically eat kiwi like that because I’m too lazy to peel them and the fibers also probably good for you but mostly it’s the lazy one

Damo
Nov 8, 2002

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Offensive Clock
lol if you give a poo poo about eating nearly any fruit skin

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
for anyone else who was really looking forward to watching that kiwi get eaten
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ejr9KBQzQPM

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

a hole-y ghost posted:

OP are you gonna finish that or what? if not give it here

i am eatign it very slowly i just got tired of pictures

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Putty posted:

i am eatign it very slowly i just got tired of pictures
you are able to calm the rabid kiwi eating beast within you to slow down. I applaud you

Vato
Jan 14, 2018

Eat a banana next...THE CORRECT WAY.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Putty posted:



Looks good!




:whitewater:

Hustlin Floh
Jul 20, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
That's a spicy kiwi!

onesixtwo
Apr 27, 2014

Don't you realize that being nice just makes you get hurt?
Wow slice it into halves and core out the actual fruit you monster.

CAN NOT PUKE
Nov 26, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

cannot pake posted:

Try a yummy avacado

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

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fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


go left with the kiwiw

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Fun Fact: They started being sold as kiwi fruit instead of Chinese gooseberries, as they were previously called, in the 1950s. This was partly to avoid negative connotations such as communism and gooseberries, and partly so that those sneaky New Zealanders could corner the market.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

jazzyhattrick posted:

Fun Fact: They started being sold as kiwi fruit instead of Chinese gooseberries, as they were previously called, in the 1950s. This was partly to avoid negative connotations such as communism and gooseberries, and partly so that those sneaky New Zealanders could corner the market.

Death to tyrants.

MeccaPrime
May 11, 2010

Disappointed that this was the fruit and not the bird...

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Nature’s balls. :munch:

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

MeccaPrime posted:

Disappointed that this was the fruit and not the bird...
or the people

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
it is done

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Putty posted:

it is done
tell me my friend what was the flavor? did you like to crunch these little seeds? are you happy?did you eat around the middle part then eat it last?

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost

Giraffe posted:

Don’t eat the peel, jfc. What the gently caress is wrong with you?

if you eat them with the skin on you can pretend you're eating a tarantula

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

This thread is getting auckward

Vato
Jan 14, 2018

I love Kiwi. The bird, the fruit, and the people.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

im hugrny

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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Have some delicious kiwi fruit! :v:

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