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Where is it? I have found that more often than not the underbelly is on top thus making it, by definition, no longer an underbelly. Like, if you're in a really lovely place the underbelly is right there. That is the underbelly. There is no belly below that. When you're watching people shoot up in doorways and bums making homes in the alleyways, how is that not the under-belly? Is there a place that has like super-hobos or something? A place that is somehow more seedy than some junkie offering up $5 hand beezys? No, because that, my friends, is basically the lowest rung of underbelly. I wish they'd bring back the underbelly. Like, just enough that maybe there is some guy in a suit somewhere named like, King Fatz or something. You know. Some poo poo like, to set up a meeting with the King you have to go to some restaurant or something and order a grilled cheese without bread. It'd be way cooler than taking advantage of opiate addicts for sex favors. Well, it'd be as cool. You could like set up a meeting about "importing" some "legal" merchandise into the country. Or, like, how Gary has a big mouth and it needs to be shut. Permanently. I think if I don't see some movement on this front I'm gonna just have to start my own belly. Under? Totally. Seedy? You know it. I really need to find a suit and some hired muscle. Actually, come to think of it, I'm a pretty law abiding citizen. I guess we could just pretend?
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It's where your mom goes at night when she tells you she's going to work
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Jan 25, 2018 17:13
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Yo you want to ride a llama without a license?
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Big Beef City posted:Yo you want to ride a llama without a license? That's some serious time we're talking about.
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Jan 25, 2018 17:16
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I'll shoot my seed on your belly op
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Jan 25, 2018 17:21
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Blue Train posted:I'll shoot my seed on your belly op this is what always springs to my mind when i hear it
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Jan 25, 2018 17:22
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The term Seedy apparently originated from how a flower looks after it's finished dispersing it's seeds, like they get shittier looking and die. I also found this picture: 
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Jan 25, 2018 17:24
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Blue Train posted:I'll shoot my seed on your belly op Fine, let me go get my belly shirt.
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Just hangout downtown at midnight by the old theatre, then you'll get an idea about what it is and what you are looking for. Just know at the end we all love you no matter what, no need to become vigilante, just come back home.
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Manic Mailman posted:Just hangout downtown at midnight by the old theatre Wait, you mean Tomcats? I hang out there most nights anyway. 
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Big Beef City posted:Yo you want to ride a llama without a license? 
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Jan 25, 2018 18:14
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The Christian League had the Seedy Underbelly shut down. It's a Swallows now.
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Jan 25, 2018 18:20
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I feel as if having a seedy underbelly made the overbelly seem much better. It's like, you had something to compare it to. Like, you could always say to yourself, "well, at least I'm not involved in this city's seedy underbelly." Not no more.
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because of this thread there are a nonzero number of fat men that have ceased manipulating their genitalia momentarily
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Lawrence Gilchrist posted:because of this thread there are a nonzero number of fat men that have ceased manipulating their genitalia momentarily Fat Men: Always the first to know.
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*Fat man lifts up his belly fold, a package of Bigs Dill Pickle Flavor falls out*
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I'll be your sidekick. I wear a suit and lean against an alley wall, constantly flipping a nickel in the air and nonchalantly catching it with the same hand. Other hand in pocket. Cig in mouth. Yeah. EDIT: Is there a seedy FUPA? 
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Papa Emeritus III posted:I'll be your sidekick. I wear a suit and lean against an alley wall, constantly flipping a nickel in the air and nonchalantly catching it with the same hand. Other hand in pocket. Cig in mouth. Yeah. Perfect! Can I call you Legs?
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Jan 25, 2018 23:26
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super macho dude posted:*Fat man lifts up his belly fold, a package of Bigs Dill Pickle Flavor falls out* this happens to all of us I don't see the need to shame?
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I'm just gonna go on record here Ladies, I love to pleasure all of you. When have you not had an indescribably talented lover that had a bag of dill pickle chips fall out of him at some point when you were pleasuring each other?
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Jan 25, 2018 23:31
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It's your rear end, OP. Seriously. Just look there, you'll find the seeds.
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Jan 25, 2018 23:32
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Literally A Person posted:Perfect! Can I call you Legs? Papa Legs? I'm game.
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Jan 25, 2018 23:35
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and they call me... the Boy Wonder
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Jan 25, 2018 23:42
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Psssst... Hey op. Over here. Go to the end of this alleyway and check out what I got in the back of that van. I got something to show ya.
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Jan 25, 2018 23:47
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Is it your cock?
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Waltzing Along posted:Is it your cock? In my experience anyone who says that is gonna show you some d.
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Jan 25, 2018 23:50
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You can always trust a guy that looks like Michael McDonald(assuming the AV is what this macho dude looks like, which would be so loving sweet). *flips nickel*
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Jan 25, 2018 23:51
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Are you asking to see my dilz?
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Jan 25, 2018 23:52
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Papa Emeritus III posted:You can always trust a guy that looks like Michael McDonald(assuming the AV is what this macho dude looks like, which would be so loving sweet). Good advice, PL.
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I just hope he serenades you with I Keep Forgettin' while you rifle through that van's goodies. EDIT: Papa Legs spells like poo poo Papa Emeritus III fucked around with this message at 23:57 on Jan 25, 2018 |
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Jan 25, 2018 23:54
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It's in the back of the van. Trust me. You gotta go ALL THE WAY in the back. Why is it so dark? The overhead light is broken, sorry.
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*presses play on bass recording and drumbeat* *flips coin* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjqOsYRQI0o
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Lookin' good, man! Have you lost weight!?
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Jan 26, 2018 03:31
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Looked like a bread thing until I clicked on it. Kinda disturbing.
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Valar Morghulis posted:Looked like a bread thing until I clicked on it. it's a fupon you can sleep on it
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Literally A Person posted:Where is it? I have found that more often than not the underbelly is on top thus making it, by definition, no longer an underbelly. Like, if you're in a really lovely place the underbelly is right there. That is the underbelly. There is no belly below that. When you're watching people shoot up in doorways and bums making homes in the alleyways, how is that not the under-belly? Is there a place that has like super-hobos or something? A place that is somehow more seedy than some junkie offering up $5 hand beezys? No, because that, my friends, is basically the lowest rung of underbelly. imagine typing all these fuckin words
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:imagine typing all these fuckin words I don't need to. I WAS THERE.
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