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"how come everything you listen to is sad men with guitars?"
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precision posted:"how come everything you listen to is mad men with guitars?"
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Feb 2, 2018 02:33
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well? how come?
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Feb 2, 2018 02:33
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They're right. You're a dullard with bad taste.
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Feb 2, 2018 02:37
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"Why won't you move out the house and get a job? You're 42 for goodness sakes!"
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Feb 2, 2018 02:39
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"Can I crash on your couch tonight? I've got a trash bag full of valium." maybe not verbatim, it was almost 20 years ago that my dad did that
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Feb 2, 2018 02:42
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your great son wer'e so prod of you... i cant sign into my email..... call soon?
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Feb 2, 2018 02:46
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moose face posted:your great son wer'e so prod of you... Same, except this message is somehow sent via their email.
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Feb 2, 2018 02:47
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Arrhythmia posted:Same, except this message is somehow sent via their email. I know weird poo poo
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Feb 2, 2018 02:51
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Proud of u keep it up!!
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Feb 2, 2018 02:52
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Goddamit ! If you gently caress up and end up in jail, I will not come get you!
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Feb 2, 2018 02:59
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"Try to kick heroin. Don't call me again."
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Feb 2, 2018 03:01
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"If you're ever in trouble, call me. I'll come pick you up, no questions asked" *In trouble, calls parents to pick me up* "what did you do?!"
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Feb 2, 2018 03:12
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“do NOT post your butthole to Instagram! You will regret it later!” Like yeah whatever
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Feb 2, 2018 03:14
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"I'll quit smoking weed just in time to make the drug test don't worry!"
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Feb 2, 2018 03:16
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"If you vote for Hillary Clinton I will lose what remaining dregs of respect I have for you"
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Feb 2, 2018 03:25
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Kinsky posted:"If you vote for Hillary Clinton I will lose what remaining dregs of respect I have for you" This but the primaries
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Feb 2, 2018 03:26
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“Inheritance? Kid, it’s all in bitcoin! You’re gonna retire rich! “
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Feb 2, 2018 03:27
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"stop listening to that rap garbage without headphones! Your brother can hear it and I don't want him listening to that crap!!" *brother resumes blasting "poo poo piss oval office gently caress mother fucker I hosed your mom" by Blink 182 without issue -my parents, 1997
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Feb 2, 2018 03:32
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son i'm gay
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Feb 2, 2018 04:46
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"Hi son let me offer my own poorly informed opinions as fact and then get extremely defensive when you question what I'm telling you."
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Feb 2, 2018 05:09
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so are you seeing anyone
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Feb 2, 2018 05:11
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EvilJoven posted:"Hi son let me offer my own poorly informed opinions as fact and then get extremely defensive when you question what I'm telling you." humans.txt
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Feb 2, 2018 05:12
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"Where did everything go so wrong" *crying*
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Feb 2, 2018 05:15
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op do u just listen to sad men with guitars
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Feb 2, 2018 05:16
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ikanreed posted:This but the primaries They we're right
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Feb 2, 2018 05:17
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honey are you on the marijuana?
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Feb 2, 2018 05:18
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Sorry for your thread
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Feb 2, 2018 05:18
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"Cripes almighty you parked your dad in again"
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Feb 2, 2018 05:38
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"Why do all the boys in these Japanese games look like girls?"
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Feb 2, 2018 05:56
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"When you came out of your mother...you were blue"
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Feb 2, 2018 05:58
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Here's, verbatim, the sex talk my girlfriend got from her mom: "Hey you know how you like, have a hole and boys have a penis thing" "Uh, yeah mom, why?" "Well, sex is when he puts that thing in your hole" "...why would anyone do that" "It can feel... pleasurable".
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Feb 2, 2018 06:08
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let it mellow posted:op do u just listen to sad men with guitars no that was only a phase, now i mostly listen to sad women with guitars
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Feb 2, 2018 06:28
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precision posted:no that was only a phase, now i mostly listen to sad women with guitars links?
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Feb 2, 2018 06:32
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*Dad is bad at texting* Son, how do you send a picture in a text? *explains process, it takes forever until he gets it.* Thanks son! *beep boop* Receive picture of fathers dick.
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Feb 2, 2018 06:42
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*dies*
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Feb 2, 2018 06:45
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Well now you gotta post it.
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Feb 2, 2018 06:48
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Jay_Zombie posted:*Dad is bad at texting*
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Nuts and Gum posted:Well now you gotta post it. Well.... ok.  Of course I didn't keep it you sick bastards. DikFaic posted:*dies* Nuts and Gum posted:Well now you gotta post it. That's a username/post one-two punch if I ever saw one. Jay_Zombie fucked around with this message at 07:54 on Feb 2, 2018 |
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*discovers youtube in 2013* *believes every video is real and factual*
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