|
At the very least you could like send him/her/zhim/zhe/ze to any kind of function you are dreading. You know, like dinner with the in-laws? Body double. Company picnic with the boss? Body double. Nailing your fat British pig of a wife? Body double. Basically, there is no reason to not have a body double! Make sure they pay for their own wigs though. And only share I.D.'s and SSN's if absolutely necessary. What other reasons might one hire themselves a body double?
|
#
?
Feb 11, 2018 17:20
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 25, 2024 05:16 |
|
|
Being sentenced to jail for a crime you did not commit
|
|
#
?
Feb 11, 2018 17:21
|
|
|
pretend to gently caress/suck yourslef
|
|
#
?
Feb 11, 2018 17:21
|
|
|
I'm wondering what the policy on body doubles getting body doubles is? Like, is there a chance that through no fault of my own I may have a body triple?
|
|
#
?
Feb 11, 2018 17:24
|
|
|
cardiacarrest123 posted:pretend to gently caress/suck yourslef Only reason.
|
|
#
?
Feb 11, 2018 17:26
|
|
|
Wtf? Thought you got banned. 
|
|
#
?
Feb 11, 2018 17:38
|
|
|
I'd send my body double to pick up the dry cleaning But I'm more interested in a Face/Off scenario, to replace my dumb face
|
|
#
?
Feb 11, 2018 17:38
|
|
|
closest thing to buttfucking yourself
|
|
#
?
Feb 11, 2018 17:41
|
|
|
Kuato posted:Wtf? Thought you got banned. Wait...who?
|
|
#
?
Feb 11, 2018 17:42
|
|
|
Your really think Melania is willing to put herself under that fat, nasty gently caress?
|
|
#
?
Feb 11, 2018 17:43
|
|
|
I'd hire one to stay home for me and go to work for me. That way I could do whatever the hell I want.
|
|
#
?
Feb 11, 2018 17:43
|
|
|
Hell Yeah posted:closest thing to buttfucking yourself Aside from straight buttfucking yourself.
|
|
#
?
Feb 11, 2018 17:44
|
|
|
Idk maybe if my body double was a hot chick w huge knockers that would be p cool. She could like tame all my fringe or something. 
|
|
#
?
Feb 11, 2018 18:45
|
|
|
if you gently caress your body double is it gay or masturbation?
|
|
#
?
Feb 11, 2018 18:47
|
|
|
If you get a body double thats 2x as fat as you, is that a body triple or a body quadruple?
|
|
#
?
Feb 11, 2018 18:51
|
|
|
Someone told you to go gently caress yourself and it seemed the only workable way to do it 
|
|
#
?
Feb 11, 2018 18:53
|
|
|
double the body double the farts!!! 
|
|
#
?
Feb 11, 2018 18:55
|
|
|
Soup du Journey posted:double the body double the farts!!!
|
|
#
?
Feb 11, 2018 18:58
|
|
|
poverty goat posted:if you gently caress your body double is it gay or masturbation? It’s masturbation. Suck that dick with confidence.
|
|
#
?
Feb 11, 2018 18:59
|
|
|
Suicide.
|
|
#
?
Feb 11, 2018 20:08
|
|
|
Stuntcock for when your girlfriend is in the mood and you aren't, it's not really cucking if she thinks it's you
|
|
#
?
Feb 11, 2018 20:14
|
|
|
Maybe you have to go to the dentists but you're scared of dental work.
|
|
#
?
Feb 11, 2018 20:38
|
|
|
if anyone asks to fight me irl I hire a body double to get beat up. weirdly enough nobody ever shows up to actually beat him up! though, better safe than sorry!
|
|
#
?
Feb 11, 2018 20:41
|
|
|
If you're worried that a friend has a problem with alcohol, you and your double enter the room together and do everything in sync. Your friend will take a baffled look at the bottle in his hand and swear to never drink again.
|
|
#
?
Feb 11, 2018 20:55
|
|
|
Icochet posted:If you're worried that a friend has a problem with alcohol, you and your double enter the room together and do everything in sync. Your friend will take a baffled look at the bottle in his hand and swear to never drink again. I'm seeing double here, FOUR krustys!
|
|
#
?
Feb 11, 2018 21:14
|
|
|
So I can appear to have made a miraculous escape and come back from the dead after being killed in the original.
|
|
#
?
Feb 11, 2018 21:20
|
|
|
Nic Cage dick cage posted:So I can appear to have made a miraculous escape and come back from the dead after being killed in the original. Okay, 
|
|
#
?
Feb 11, 2018 21:28
|
|
|
Doesn't every president get a body double to get into cars and stuff to throw would be assassin's off the right car or plane or whatever?
|
|
#
?
Feb 11, 2018 22:13
|
|
|
So I can use it my body double as an alibi while I'll go commit awesome crimes.
|
|
#
?
Feb 11, 2018 22:26
|
|
|
You could go gently caress yourself, OP.
|
|
#
?
Feb 11, 2018 22:27
|
|
|
Noblesse Obliged posted:Doesn't every president get a body double to get into cars and stuff to throw would be assassin's off the right car or plane or whatever? Want to meet these trump body doubles
|
|
#
?
Feb 11, 2018 22:32
|
|
|
Replace mirrors with glass, mime and convince old people they're ghosts.
|
|
#
?
Feb 11, 2018 22:49
|
|
|
You ever seen The Prestige? I haven't, so I'd hire a body double to watch it with me and explain the ending
|
|
#
?
Feb 11, 2018 22:58
|
|
|
jon joe posted:Want to meet these trump body doubles they dont get to eat mcdonalds, just dollar menu arbys
|
|
#
?
Feb 11, 2018 23:04
|
|
|
Tane posted:You could go gently caress yourself, OP. Tanner, is that you? gently caress you, Tanner.
|
|
#
?
Feb 11, 2018 23:05
|
|
|
jon joe posted:Want to meet these trump body doubles I kind of wonder if thats all we've been seeing at this point. Real one died on election night when he realized he had to go to work
|
|
#
?
Feb 11, 2018 23:18
|
|
|
This was almost mentioned above, but not quite: the proper reason to hire a body double is to fake your own death so you can assume a new identity.
|
|
#
?
Feb 11, 2018 23:18
|
|
|
jon joe posted:Want to meet these trump body doubles 
|
|
#
?
Feb 11, 2018 23:44
|
|
|
When I do a drive-by shooting I wan't the targets to see my face so they know who they're dealing with. Problem is I have enemies on both sides of the street.
|
|
#
?
Feb 12, 2018 08:15
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 25, 2024 05:16 |
|
|
You can ride the carpool lane
|
|
#
?
Feb 12, 2018 08:23
|
|
