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Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
Why would someone do this?







HOW did they do it? :stare:

Can’t focus on work. My mind is racing with thoughts of the piss on top of the urinal.

Offer your theories.

Bloodfart McCoy fucked around with this message at 18:17 on Feb 28, 2018

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Kazak
Jan 10, 2012

Don't look up

Rhombic Drive
Apr 15, 2007

was trying to piss in his mouath

Neutrino
Mar 8, 2006

Fallen Rib
Maybe its not piss. They just set down their glass of lemonade there while doing business.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
Are you familiar with the Australian tradition of "bubbling"?

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

op do you really not know how dicks work

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Oscar Wild posted:

Are you familiar with the Australian tradition of "bubbling"?

Wasn’t there something about Urethral Sounding in the Australia megathread??? Are they related?

I find it hard to believe that there is just one Australian tradition that involves piss/urethras.

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004

If you figure out who did it make sure to tell them to hydrate more

nextlevelstart
Feb 26, 2015
Cum is stored in the nose. God bless you!

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

Wasn’t there something about Urethral Sounding in the Australia megathread??? Are they related?

I find it hard to believe that there is just one Australian tradition that involves piss/urethras.

They also apparently do something where they drink from each others scrotums. It's called bird bathing or something. I don't know about sounding, but it sounds awful.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Oscar Wild posted:

I don't know about sounding, but it sounds awful.

Hee hee

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Urina world of poo poo, OP

Kibbles n Shits
Apr 8, 2006

burgerpug.png


Fun Shoe
Better than poo poo in a urinal.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
sorry about your small dilz op

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
I mean they were trying to piss into their own mouth or standing ten feet away and going for distance. Nothing else makes sense.

Gay Weed Dad
Jul 12, 2016

cool dude, flyin' high
Classic "Trick Shot" gone awry, this is why I encourage young guys looking to get into the sport to take some classes first.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
They pissed into a cup, then set the cup down on top as they finished pissing. Then they drank the piss and threw the cup away. To confirm, go through the bathroom trash cans looking for that cup. It'll be the smoking gun.

LGD
Sep 25, 2004

the person is tall enough that their natural dick level is above the urinal

weg
Jun 6, 2006

Reassisted Retrogression
Probably like this

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Or js that a stinking gun?

Norton
Feb 18, 2006

maybe the handle is leaking and its just discolored water

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Norton posted:

maybe the handle is leaking and its just discolored water

So it's yellow because there's dry piss caked into the valve? Thousands of piss mist particles floating in there over the years, stuffing up the little crevices between the metal.

I should have smelled it.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
when my dad was in college there was a guy on campus named the Mad Shitter who'd leave poop around places on a paper towel, like you'd be at the laundromat and open the dryer and thered be poop in there he was never caught

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
Got watch out for that recoil

Caganer
Feb 15, 2018
it could just be old cum, give it a taste OP

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Caganer posted:

it could just be old cum, give it a taste OP

gross!

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
I'd like to speak to Mr. Manzass, first name Urina :haw:

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

public pee art deserves more respect

i want my future son to become the banksy of pee

Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005

Soiled Meat

LGD posted:

the person is tall enough that their natural dick level is above the urinal

This. I could easily piss on top of most urinals. I don't, though. Maybe I should? Am I squandering my natural gift?? :ohdear:

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
because gently caress you that's why

they did it by pointing their dick up

Khorne
May 1, 2002
The impressive part about that pic is how concentrated it is. There should be piss everywhere if he was just shooting up. Maybe he did a quick shot then pissed like normal, or maybe he cupped it in his hand or something. Who knows.

One of the urinals at work has a ton of boogers all on the walls around it at head level. :(

Khorne fucked around with this message at 06:17 on Mar 1, 2018

Meskhenet
Apr 26, 2010

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFO3ij1VWnY

cut to 25:30.

This is quality children's entertainment here in the land down under.

cowofwar
Jul 30, 2002

by Athanatos
Taste it so you can narrow it down to a diabetic or not.

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

Sometimes you just really have to go

https://i.imgur.com/pMQwNBK.mp4

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1aepdRV41w

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

r u ready to WALK posted:

Sometimes you just really have to go

https://i.imgur.com/pMQwNBK.mp4

Piss in an elevator!
Piss'n'it up and I can't get down!
Piss in an elevator!
Piss'n'it up and I can't get out!

Let me out!
Let me out!
Let me ou-ou-ou-OU O-WEE-WEE!

Kak
Sep 27, 2002

weg posted:

Probably like this


What is happening there, how did he get up to the ceiling

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

weg posted:

Probably like this



Stsy safe, pooping and peeing from the ceiling ghost.

Nicodemus Dumps
Jan 9, 2006

Just chillin' in the sink

Kak posted:

What is happening there, how did he get up to the ceiling

The cycle begins anew

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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

weg posted:

Probably like this


You know, what's the backstory on this?

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