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I gave myself the nickname “ladies man” and I literally can’t stop having beautiful women try and have sex with me. It’s like, hey, I’m eating, leave me alone!
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Mar 6, 2018 00:33
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prety good op, got my dick sucked would reocmmend
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Mar 6, 2018 00:34
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Novel approach to getting people to respond your thread ...and the pitch! Aka Gurf! 
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Mar 6, 2018 00:36
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my name is Brandon and I tell people to call me B-Dawg but they never do
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Mar 6, 2018 00:37
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Kuato posted:Novel approach to getting people to respond your thread ...and the pitch! Aka Gurf! I forgot the loving youtube abomination. I'm really off my game.
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Mar 6, 2018 00:38
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Mar 6, 2018 00:40
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Please. I am happy with what I was dealt with. poopy pants nanner nanner.
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Mar 6, 2018 00:42
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Blue Eagle never took off in preschool.
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Mar 6, 2018 01:03
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When I was eight years old I decided from that point onward i'd be known as "optimus prime" and to my shock everyone seemed happy to comply. It wasn't until later that I realized the whole class was slowly surrounding me. I'll never forget the diabolical smiles on their faces as they grabbed hold of my limbs and brutally snapped my bones, crudely making a guttural mockery of the transforming sound as they rent my flesh into the approximate shape of a semi truck. It stings me to this day when cruel children yell "transform and roll out!" when they see me in the street. I guess some people don't realize freedom is the right of all sentient beings.
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Mar 6, 2018 01:05
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i told the cops my alias was "big dirty" and now i think its probably in a police file somewhere
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Mar 6, 2018 01:07
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I ate a T-Bone steak in an office meeting in an attempt to get the nickname "T-Bone". It didn't work.
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Mar 6, 2018 01:13
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One day we had a lunch meeting at my office and I tried to get everyone to call me T-Bone by ordering a steak for my lunch. But that bastard Tim thought it was real zany and he ordered a steak too, and then my boss started calling him T-Bone. What a jerk! E:fb 
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Mar 6, 2018 01:14
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Edward Mass posted:I ate a T-Bone steak in an office meeting in an attempt to get the nickname "T-Bone". It didn't work. same, and when this cooler guy ordered one the boss started calling him t-bone, it was a huge thing he ended up leaving the company and i got a much worse nickname
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Mar 6, 2018 01:15
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my boss started calling me "T-bones" but the 'T' stood for 'transformers' as my skeleton had been violently transformed into the shape of a Freightliner FL86 by sadistic bullies.
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Mar 6, 2018 01:22
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oh word?
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Mar 6, 2018 01:36
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my twitter and twitch and Paladins handles are all the same and people on the internet call me that so I'd say I'd suceeded
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Mar 6, 2018 02:18
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I tried to get people to call me "Big Dick Haver." It stuck, but not in the way I expected. 
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Mar 6, 2018 02:50
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peanut posted:my nickname in bed is Stoic the Vast
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Mar 6, 2018 02:52
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FRANK THE DANK
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Mar 6, 2018 02:54
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Big Bad Booty Daddy
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Mar 6, 2018 02:58
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My friends call me Tech Guy
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Mar 6, 2018 02:59
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Bogus Adventure posted:Big Bad Booty Daddy Kenny Rogers looking cut these days
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Mar 6, 2018 03:04
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Kuato posted:Kenny Rogers looking cut these days It's all that roasted chicken and steamed broccoli.
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Mar 6, 2018 03:15
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I have never assigned myself a nickname as the cruelty of fate doesn't need the competition.
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Mar 6, 2018 03:18
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People used to call me "darklord" but it was like dark in the way that they saw me eating a pizza off the floor that had moths on it.
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Mar 6, 2018 03:22
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I wanted the name "T-Bone" so I ordered a T-Bone steak for lunch at work. Through a crazy series of events I ended up with the nickname "Gammy" instead.
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Mar 6, 2018 03:33
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Ein cooler Typ posted:my name is Brandon and I tell people to call me B-Dawg but they never do I got one for yas: brandumb
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Mar 6, 2018 03:37
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Isaac posted:People used to call me "darklord" but it was like dark in the way that they saw me eating a pizza off the floor that had moths on it. hahahah you poor dummy that was dorklord hahahha you poor sucker
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Mar 6, 2018 03:37
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They call me darkload.
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Mar 6, 2018 03:45
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I once tried to get the nickname Koko the Gorilla by performing sign language in my office, but somehow ended up being called T-Bone.
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Mar 6, 2018 04:01
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I tried to get people to call me "Ol' No-Nickname" for a while but it didn't stick. So... I'm not sure if it worked or not.
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Mar 6, 2018 04:36
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Bogus Adventure posted:It's all that roasted chicken and steamed broccoli. I wouldn't eat broccoli if it was deep fried in chocolate sauce
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Mar 6, 2018 05:24
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Borrowed Ladder posted:I wouldn't eat broccoli if it was deep fried in chocolate sauce Care for a shot of honey mustard?
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Mar 6, 2018 05:35
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I always introduce myself as Ice Machine.
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Mar 6, 2018 05:51
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Applesnots posted:I always introduce myself as Ice Machine. Tell us why, ice machine
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Mar 6, 2018 06:11
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Nicknames are just usernames and can be used interchangeably irl
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Mar 6, 2018 06:13
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in 5th grade we had namecards on our desks for some idiot reason and on mine I did firstname "Ace" lastname and it was there for most of the die until the teacher took me aside and said "idk what this is but I don't like it" in a huff and I had to scratch that bit out people are loving retards lmao
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Mar 6, 2018 06:16
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I wanted the named "T-bone" so I brought a steak to work. Unfortunately I don't know a whole lot about meat and now everyone calls me a less-cool steak related name like "strip streak" or "ribeye".
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Raven Of The Dark Graveyard Where Eerie Lamentations Echo Eternally In The Pale Moonlight Like The Tormented Memories Of The Damned In Tartaros Below. I was a goth, you see.
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