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https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/pope-francis-abolishes-hell-saying-souls-of-unrepentant-sinners-will-simply-disappear-pwlv6l667 what are your plans now that the threat of eternal damnation has been lifted from our shoulders, fellow goons
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I like this Pope.
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Mar 29, 2018 15:17
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Who will I hail now that satan is off the table?
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Mar 29, 2018 15:18
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I'm the pope not having the balls to say you reincarnate
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Mar 29, 2018 15:19
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My metal albums lied to me.
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Mar 29, 2018 15:19
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fishing with the fam posted:Who will I hail now that satan is off the table? Satan is out of a job this economy is hosed uppppppp
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Mar 29, 2018 15:19
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I'm going to Disney World!
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Mar 29, 2018 15:19
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Hey op let me borrow your login info to the lovely news site you linked that only lets you read the first five sentences
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Mar 29, 2018 15:20
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The pope is taking credit for destroying hell but it was actually the Doomguy who was responsible.
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Mar 29, 2018 15:20
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Hmmm, so the hell we meter out on earth is far more essential now.
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Mar 29, 2018 15:22
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Also I bet the ritual to abolish hell was loving intense and took place miles beneath Vatican City
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Mar 29, 2018 15:22
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reignofevil posted:Satan is out of a job this economy is hosed uppppppp He retired on North Pole years ago, don't buy into hype.
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Mar 29, 2018 15:22
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No more executions, just a stinging liquid pumped into the bad persons veins so they feel pain until they die of old age.
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Mar 29, 2018 15:23
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Of course this happens two weeks after I finally pay off my timeshare.
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Mar 29, 2018 15:24
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LOL if your VPN server isnt in the Vatican City
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Mar 29, 2018 15:24
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Back in my day Hell was real and it kept all the sinners in check
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Mar 29, 2018 15:24
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Without purgatory whatever will happen to all the aborted babies!?
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Mar 29, 2018 15:25
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It really sucks that the system is so drat corrupt that they just abolished hell before we could send either george bush there.
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Mar 29, 2018 15:25
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Kazak posted:Back in my day Hell was real and it kept all the sinners in check A beating within the edge of your life.
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Mar 29, 2018 15:26
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Jesustheastronaut! posted:Hey op let me borrow your login info to the lovely news site you linked that only lets you read the first five sentences all the other sites I found on the first page of the google search were from pissed off catholics in october
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Mar 29, 2018 15:26
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Great, thanks for screwing up the free energy project on Mars ahead of time.
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Mar 29, 2018 15:26
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I like where this new Catholicism is going tbh.
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Mar 29, 2018 15:28
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Colonel Cancer posted:Without purgatory whatever will happen to all the aborted babies!? Purgatory is a hell, youre some non religious person, you end up in this zone between heaven and hell full of fetuses.
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Mar 29, 2018 15:28
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Is it just me or does this sound suspiciously like a kid on the playground changing the rules in the middle of the game. How gracious of him to decide after 2,000 years that people will stop being continuously immolated and ripped apart for an infinite amount of time for doing something in a list of things arbitrarily decided to be bad, the repercussions of all of those things being temporary at best, and sometimes not even harmful at all. Glad it’s been demoted to just oblivion while everybody else gets to party. What a guy. Next let’s feel warm and fuzzy about a mugger who graciously decides not to pull the trigger after putting a gun in our faces. GreatGreen fucked around with this message at 15:41 on Mar 29, 2018 |
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If hell doesn't exist, doesn't that mean that God is suddenly responsible for all the lovely things happening to people? It was bad enough that God created Satan but if he's now directly responsible for harlequin babies, cancer, parasites and so on the dude is pretty goddamn hosed up.
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Mar 29, 2018 15:29
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Jeffrey Dahmer posted:Purgatory is a hell, youre some non religious person, you end up in this zone between heaven and hell full of fetuses. That's limbo which is a different thing and has, to my knowledge, never been an actual part of Catholic theology.
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Mar 29, 2018 15:29
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this pope freaking sucks and he always did, I liked ratzinger a LOT more and he had far more authentic theological chops
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Mar 29, 2018 15:29
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optics pope
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reignofevil posted:It really sucks that the system is so drat corrupt that they just abolished hell before we could send either george bush there. Hes going to the good place. Hes Good now.
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Mar 29, 2018 15:30
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So when I say "God drat it" now, nothing happens? gently caress this poo poo.
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Mar 29, 2018 15:30
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me: go to Hell pope: lol no me: go to Ohio pope: 
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Mar 29, 2018 15:32
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DoctorStrangelove posted:That's limbo which is a different thing and has, to my knowledge, never been an actual part of Catholic theology. Ah ok, Ive seen that film with David Duchovny. Explains why the child she killed wasnt there I guess.
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Mar 29, 2018 15:32
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GreatGreen posted:Is it just me or does this sound suspiciously like a kid on the playground changing the rules in the middle of the game.
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Mar 29, 2018 15:32
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Jeffrey Dahmer posted:Hmmm, so the hell we meter out on earth is far more essential now.
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Mar 29, 2018 15:32
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Dante's view of hell seems way more badass imo.
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Spinster posted:I like this Pope. Pope'n ain't eeeesaaaay...
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DoctorStrangelove posted:The pope is taking credit for destroying hell but it was actually the Doomguy who was responsible.
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Mar 29, 2018 15:33
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GreatGreen posted:Is it just me or does this sound suspiciously like a kid on the playground changing the rules in the middle of the game. Tbh most of these things were never biblical to begin with. There is no red guy with horns and hooves, something like 2 verses that mention fire and brimstone. Most of the poo poo people associate with Christianity is fanfiction by artists, writers and preachers using that creative license  Not to imply its not all bullshit but comparing the institution of organized religion to a mugger is dumb.
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r u ready to WALK posted:If hell doesn't exist, doesn't that mean that God is suddenly responsible for all the lovely things happening to people? God was already responsible for all that, all Satan ever did was tempt people into sinning. It's also God who sends people to hell
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leave it to the loving libtard pope to retcon the movie little nicky. this aggression will not stand
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