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I just blink a thousand times and pray to Jesus it comes out eventually. Is there a proper technique to deal with them or is it something everyone has to suffer through?
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Apr 12, 2018 13:19
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Just be normal and ask a co-worker to lick it off.
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Apr 12, 2018 13:22
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I just touch it with my fingertip and it sticks to that instead of the eyeball.
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Apr 12, 2018 13:22
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I lick it off myself
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Apr 12, 2018 14:17
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hold it open until it tears up, then rinse with water and blink a lot welcome to earth how is your new human body treating you otherwise?
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Apr 12, 2018 14:19
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Pressure washer
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Apr 12, 2018 14:20
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The Walrus posted:hold it open until it tears up, then rinse with water and blink a lot Yeah man, welcome to Earth
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Apr 12, 2018 14:23
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I use a pair of needlenosed pliers. Just keep scraping the surface until something comes off, sometimes it can be hard to get a hold of it.
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Apr 12, 2018 14:24
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Use a scalpel, op. Then shove it in your rear end.
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Apr 12, 2018 14:26
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rear end posted:I just blink a thousand times and pray to Jesus it comes out eventually. Is there a proper technique to deal with them or is it something everyone has to suffer through? Weird, I had a real fucker of one this morning half stuck under my eyelid.
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Apr 12, 2018 14:26
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Rub my eye to try and work it over towards the tear duct if I don't have access to a good mirror. If I do have a mirror then I try and work it underneath my lower eye lid which I can just pull down and run my finger along. Touching my eye directly seems to cause more irritation than just rubbing more times until I get it out.
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Apr 12, 2018 14:27
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Very carefully
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Apr 12, 2018 14:29
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Air compressor
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Apr 12, 2018 14:32
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Scrub it out with a brass welding brush. Don’t use a steel one; they might damage your eye.
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Apr 12, 2018 14:32
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Gently hold the eyelash of the eye in question and pull it just over your bottom eyelid. This doesn't hurt but will cause your eye to tear up. Then let go and squirt the eye a few times with a water bottle. Works for me.
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Apr 12, 2018 14:56
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sandpaper usually does the trick
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Apr 12, 2018 14:58
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Use one of those weird little forks they make for digging out crab meat.
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Apr 12, 2018 14:58
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Or stare into the sun until the hair dries out and blows away.
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Apr 12, 2018 15:01
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Smoke from a lot cigarette with induce a tear response
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Apr 12, 2018 15:07
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If your eye offends you, pluck it out and cast it away, imo. It's better to walk through life with one eye, than with two eyes, but one has junk stuck in it.
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Apr 12, 2018 15:10
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thats the lash of my worries op
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Apr 12, 2018 15:11
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 just grab  from your medicine cabinet.
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Apr 12, 2018 15:12
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I go where I please!
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Apr 12, 2018 15:13
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muriatic or sulfuric acid wash really helps imo
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Apr 12, 2018 15:15
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I usually just take my eye out and run it under some water. You should do that every morning. Putting an eye back in after it's soaked in cold water feels amazing. Plus you don't want to be rubbing your dry eye while on the toilet. That's how pink eye happens.Mooey Cow posted:If your eye offends you, pluck it out and cast it away, imo. It's better to walk through life with one eye, than with two eyes, but one has junk stuck in it. This guy gets it.
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Apr 12, 2018 15:17
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My uncle popped out both his eyes purposly. "Disability pay for life bitches" is what he says. Now he just drinks cheap vodka all day and listens to wrestling podcasts.
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Apr 12, 2018 15:25
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Wet the end of a Q-tip and wipe it off. Like everything involving Q-tips this is probably dangerous as gently caress, but I don't care because it works so well.
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Apr 12, 2018 15:39
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Definitely a case for scooping that silly old eye out (you have another one. Who needs two?) with a spoon. Also: make sure you use a clean spoon.
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Apr 12, 2018 15:42
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McGavin posted:Wet the end of a Q-tip and wipe it off. Like everything involving Q-tips this is probably dangerous as gently caress, but I don't care because it works so well. Sounds like a fantastic way to scratch your cornea.
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Apr 12, 2018 16:23
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Shopvac. They can handle anything.
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Apr 12, 2018 17:26
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A giant dog that sings
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Apr 12, 2018 17:27
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Eye drops, OP.
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Apr 12, 2018 17:28
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I had a two inch long hair stuck under my eyelid this morning and had to use tweezers to get that bad boy out.
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Apr 12, 2018 17:37
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I just rub my eye until it stops being a problem. I’ll also some times try to pull on the lashes because it worked for me once as a kid.
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Apr 12, 2018 17:45
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You can get this little cup that you fill with water and put over your eye, then open your eye and look around (kinna like when you open your eyes while swimming. You could probably even make one to use. Another thing is to pull your top lid over your bottom lid as someone mentioned.
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Apr 12, 2018 17:47
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 NMS
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Apr 12, 2018 17:50
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Eye drops, OP. This will work, but drop your eyes from two or three feet up so you build up enough speed to knock the hair loose.
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Apr 12, 2018 17:52
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Eyeball defective. Call HUMACORPS CORPS INC. for your replacement. Next day shipping too.
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Apr 12, 2018 18:11
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contacts get you used to sticking things on and off of your eyeballs
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Apr 12, 2018 18:15
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Bash the lash.
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