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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
You take a 4 year old baby from every walk of life, so you have a melting pot of baby. Take them and put them on a big mountain, or in the jungle in the middle of nowhere. Anywhere like that. Then leave them.

The last one standing gets a million dollars.

THAT is a tv show I would watch.

They'd be making tents out of diapers, the ones that just play all day aren't gonna last. One of them is potty trained so he doesn't have to sleep in his turd which attracts animals and whatnot; because they don't have a chance against them they could get eaten by like a squirrel.

One of them better learn how to make steroids quick! Hell, it'd be fun just to watch them cook. :supaburn:

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symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

America 2018

Hairy Right Hook
Sep 9, 2001

Hee to the ho
Smash TV but with 1 man versus 1000's of dogs

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



I wish it was cool to wear a diaper

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

A show like The Amazing Race except with butt plugs.

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


a big pot of melted babies

Rock Puncher
Jul 26, 2014
Putting toddlers in teslas and blasting them into space or something


idea 2: put toddlers in self-driving cars and see which one engages manual override and kills themself last

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

"Wolves!", the nation's leading game show where you outrun a pack of wolves

Creamed Cormp
Jan 8, 2011

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Remember that ultimate warrior show where there would be stupid loving matchups like Vietcongs versus somali Pirates or IRA vs Talibans? That except with real bullets and convicts

Rock Puncher
Jul 26, 2014
What about a survival show where ordinary school students with storied backstories have to escape the gunman

interwhat
Jul 23, 2005

it's kickin in dude
I own a baby and he’s almost 4 but I wouldn’t call him a baby

Stexils
Jun 5, 2008

Rock Puncher posted:

What about a survival show where ordinary school students with storied backstories have to escape the gunman

thats just normal highschools

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
Di di mau!

Rock Puncher
Jul 26, 2014

Stexils posted:

thats just normal highschools

Arm the teachers with go-pros and we all get rich.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
jeopardy meets survivor, but with kung-fu

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Mozi posted:

jeopardy meets survivor, but with kung-fu

I like this one.

down n out
Sep 16, 2008

Nap Ghost
Wheel of fortune but with guns that shoot you in the junk

Tinfoil Papercut
Jul 27, 2016

by Athanatos
Nancy Pelosi is released into the west wing dressed as a man. Has to see how long she can go without being discovered - and perhaps fall in love with Trump along the way. Steve Bannon plays the antagonist, obvi.

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

Stexils posted:

thats just normal highschools

Yeah but what if we made it so the students are wolves

marijuanamancer
Sep 11, 2001

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
How about a survival game where you have to find a shitter IMMEDIATELY

Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !
You and your stupidly obese friend who has a simulated broken leg (wrapped in a full cast w/crutches) have to travel 29 miles thru dense jungle or be tazed by the cops

Hairy Right Hook
Sep 9, 2001

Hee to the ho
Cops but it's the cameramen calling the cops on random people and taping it

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

Our contestants have each been given a million dollars... that our producer stole from a casino! They'll need to hightail it to the Mexican border if they want to keep their winnings, because Officer Lupus and the wolf squad boys are on the case!

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Jawdins posted:

Cops but it's the cameramen calling the cops on random people and taping it

Lol I would watch Candid SWAT

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
A gameshow version of the Stanford Prison Experiment.

Full Tank/Empty Wallet: 6 teams are given identical vehicles, no money, and a full tank of gas. The goal is to do whatever it takes to make it from one end of the country to the other first within 2 months for a $1M prize.

hip check please
Jan 11, 2012

Esports but they all have bomb collars that detonate if they die in the game.

Swedish Butt-Whistle
Feb 12, 2004

Mentally Trill
Grunts : Infantryman survival , mix it up with Turkey, Iran, Syria, China, Russia and special guest North Korea

PantsandCola
Aug 17, 2013

you did good... you did good
A show where people are forced to play survival game PUBG for as long as they can before blowing their brains out.

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
Foodfight or Die: 100 people are put in room with Foodfight playing on a big screen. They have to watch it 16 hours straight, go to bed, then watch it again. If you stop watching it or leave the room, you're out. This will play out for days and weeks until only one person can sit alone through an entire showing and collect $100K.
(Other contestants are killed upon leaving the auditorium)

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

We're going to have to wait for society to crumble a little more but a show where the contestants pitch ways to kill other contestants to a cadre of judges and then if they get chosen they get a budget to implement their vision.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Like most situation, the best idea is to have a gun

Otto Von Jizzmark
Dec 27, 2004
4 dogs and 4 men the last one to cum wins

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves
Ultimate Snakes Championship: 100 people on an island but instead of guns it's covered in snakes. The contest is to not be killed by snakes. On day 3 a plane drops more snakes on them.

Swedish Butt-Whistle
Feb 12, 2004

Mentally Trill
A room full of sperg teenagers with no computers or cell phones

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Swedish Butt-Whistle posted:

A room full of sperg teenagers with no computers or cell phones

Now we are cooking.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves
Arguement with a brick wall: you get two teams with seriously opposing views and tile them up a bunch then they have 30min to build a wall as cover and the they fight by throwing bricks at each other. If they move outside their square they are shot by a cinderblock cannon.

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
Three Tweets To The Win: Three people are required to sign up for Twitter accounts with their personal information included. Then they are each given a list of offensive, racist, homophobic, sexist, bigoted comments to tweet. This continues until two of them have refused to tweet the comments they have been told to and the winner is crowned.

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015

symbolic posted:

America 2018

Macasaurus
Oct 12, 2012

a group of 24 players have to read your posts op, last one alive gets a million bucks and also gets to marry flavor flav

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WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009
six seasons of soggy biscuit

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