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| #7 Koda |
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14 | 2.28% |
| #8 Willow |
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22 | 3.58% |
| #11 Miko |
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13 | 2.11% |
| #13 Gumbo |
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24 | 3.90% |
| #15 Silly |
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13 | 2.11% |
| #16 Kiska |
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29 | 4.72% |
| #17 Butterscotch |
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53 | 8.62% |
| #20 Kotofey Ivanovich |
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22 | 3.58% |
| #23 Lulu |
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31 | 5.04% |
| #24 Franklin |
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25 | 4.07% |
| #26 Gordie Meow |
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16 | 2.60% |
| #27 Sakamoto |
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13 | 2.11% |
| #28 Phyrexian Obliterator |
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67 | 10.89% |
| #34 Mittens |
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15 | 2.44% |
| #35 Aytumn |
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14 | 2.28% |
| #41 Gypsy |
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13 | 2.11% |
| #43 Moo Moo |
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39 | 6.34% |
| #44 Speedball |
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37 | 6.02% |
| #47 Sadie |
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21 | 3.41% |
| #48 Winston |
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17 | 2.76% |
| #52 Herman |
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13 | 2.11% |
| #53 Rollo |
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20 | 3.25% |
| #54 Penny |
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17 | 2.76% |
| #62 Bubbles |
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37 | 6.02% |
| #67 Chloe |
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30 | 4.88% |
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Let's do this. Campaigning is allowed in the polling place, shitposting is inevitable. What you're voting on if you didnt know --> https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3851374 dee eight fucked around with this message at 06:03 on May 12, 2018 |
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dee eight posted:Let's do this. i wont adopty a cat because he will outlive me anbd die and im sad all the time
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May 12, 2018 05:46
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cats are incapable of loving humans and if you think they are you're infected with a terrible parasite that will burst forth from your anus perpetuating its lifecycle to the next generation of cats / humans
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May 12, 2018 05:48
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yeah yeah heard it all before. i'm just trying to get to the end of this embarrassment of a fundraiser with some small shred of dignity left.
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May 12, 2018 05:58
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you really only need to worry about toxo if you're a pregnant lady and your cat shits in the same place as other cats.
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May 12, 2018 06:03
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I am proud that Willow (#8) has made it to the second round. She is a friend of many Chicago goons. She is a student  A sister  An explorer  And a professional dangler  Vote Willow! The cat goons deserve! 
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May 12, 2018 06:29
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here are the first 22 qualifying candidates 7 8 13 15 16 17 24 26 27 28 20 34 35 41 43 44 47 48 53 54 62 67 these last five all have 7 points each 9 10 14 21 42 52
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May 12, 2018 06:30
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I love this big dumb idiot who is coincidentally Kiska #16
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May 12, 2018 06:34
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You may want to elect a big, fat bloatcat as best cat. You might choose a grotesque, rumpled pile of ballskin. Even a monochrome heap of matted fur, dragged unwillingly over hill and dale might seem like a fair choice. Any of those choices would be fair if there were not a champion in your midst. #13. Gumbo.  You are her constituency. She represents you and all you hold dear. Vote for Gumbo (#13) Do you prefer dogs? Gumbo does things that dogs do. She plays fetch. She licks all sorts of poo poo for no reason. Gumbo loves things that stink. Her favorite food is brisket. Dog lovers, fans of brisket and bad odors vote for Gumbo! (#13)  Gumbo makes stupid faces!    She can be smug...  But she knows how to be humble...  And brave...  Do you like kids? Gumbo likes kids, and kids like her...  Sex appeal? Gumbo has no shame...   Gumbo is #13. She's not that exotic, or comically obese and she hasn't been dragged around the globe by her neck for our amusement. She isn't my cat. Not your cat. She's OUR cat. We all have some Gumbo in us. And THAT is why Gumbo (#13) deserves to be the best cat. 
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May 12, 2018 06:37
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how many cats are we voting for this round?
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May 12, 2018 06:43
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redm posted:how many cats are we voting for this round? Just one. You're voting for Gumbo (#13).
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May 12, 2018 06:44
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didnt see the poll on mobile
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May 12, 2018 06:50
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I voted for Gumbo because I refuse to look at ANOTHER drat THREAD to get pics of cool cats.
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May 12, 2018 07:36
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How bout this wacky one (#43 Moo Moo)      (This is the kitten version of Moo Moo, she powers up as we found out to regular size version of Moo Moo if you wait a few months)
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May 12, 2018 07:50
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BaconCopter posted:I voted for Gumbo because I refuse to look at ANOTHER drat THREAD to get pics of cool cats. Gumbo (#13) thanks you for your vote! Gumbo (#13) gets an extra chin scritchin' for every vote! Not voting for Gumbo (#13) is the same saying you don't want her to have chin scritchin's. And that is horrible.
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May 12, 2018 08:11
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redm posted:these last five all have 7 points each I randomized the pick for the last qualifier. 
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May 12, 2018 08:16
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Grumbletron 4000 posted:Gumbo (#13) thanks you for your vote! Gumbo (#13) gets an extra chin scritchin' for every vote! Not voting for Gumbo (#13) is the same saying you don't want her to have chin scritchin's. And that is horrible. I didn't vote for Gumbo, because I have my own agenda. But please give Gumbo a chin scritchin for me. This is a major voting battle, but there's no reason for the kitties to not get scrichins.
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May 12, 2018 08:22
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They're all good cats so I voted them all. Nearly the same as not voting, except they all have an extra point, which they deserve.
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May 12, 2018 08:25
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dee eight posted:I randomized the pick for the last qualifier. #14 Was Jappy. He knows he couldn't have won because he's a tall mouse. If you were going to vote for Jappy (#14), send those votes towards Gumbo (#13).  Gumbo is Jappys favorite cat.
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May 12, 2018 08:26
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Section 9 posted:I didn't vote for Gumbo, because I have my own agenda. But please give Gumbo a chin scritchin for me. This is a major voting battle, but there's no reason for the kitties to not get scrichins. Yeah, that was an empty threat. Gumbo gets her chin scritched whenever she wants it.
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May 12, 2018 08:33
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Hello, new thread. This is Speedball - #44 Fun Fact: Speedball is a Singapura, which is a completely not-made-up breed that was totally discovered in Singapore and isn't just a Burmese and an Abyssianian gettin' it on.  Singapuras are some of the smallest cats. Here is Speedball next to a scale model of a cat called Dolly.  Speedball likes high places a great deal...  ...from which she can photobomb our other cat Dolly's artistic endeavours. The background blur is Speedball. This is mostly what she looks like without special cameras.  Dolly wasn't super impressed, but Speedball is also a master of disguise, or a ninja, or whatever they call ninja's in not-really-Singapore, and so evaded retribution  Despite this sideline, Speedball mostly keeps her nose clean and out of trouble...  ...except for sending creepy MMS messages to me at work  So vote for Speedball #44 (See also other Speedball posts for more Speedball!) Fumblemouse fucked around with this message at 09:59 on May 12, 2018 |
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May 12, 2018 09:45
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So, which of these cats is the best to have around when you're sitting down and eating dinner?
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May 12, 2018 10:33
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My candidate is very happy to be moving onto the next round! Unfortunately, she's sleeping but imo you can still tell she's super excited.  Have some baby Bubbleses and other Bubble butts thru the ages!        bubs, the editing nearly put me to sleep too ...   Bubbles loev my old af J. Lo jacket   Vote #62 Bubbles, because she is a chill cat that loves the snuggles and the smell of a good nug. The bestest friend of all! Oh also one time she got lost in a city she wasn't familiar w/ and I couldn't find her before I had to get back to my town for work, and thought all was lost, then 3 days later my friend called me to say Bubbles had found her way to his house. I went and picked her up that night!! It was a six hour round trip bitch I was all, welp if you love something let it go but if it comes back ... Destiny cat !!!! e: i lied we're not done yet Look how much she loved her bed!! she'd snug with me at night then move over to her bed when she actually wanted to sleep, like fuckin clockwork. Sadly we lost it in our last move and she has taken up residence on my pillows and will often shove me off of them b/c she a baller like that    ugh what a top tier cat tho!!! vote bubs!! esperterra fucked around with this message at 12:05 on May 12, 2018 |
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May 12, 2018 11:58
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none of these are dogs. thread gassed
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May 12, 2018 12:14
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Panzeh posted:So, which of these cats is the best to have around when you're sitting down and eating dinner? Kiska #16 because she has no concept of things being edible (because she is dumb) and will leave you alone. Things she has been offered and sniffed at in mild perplexity include fresh salmon, halibut, king crab, and tuna. Things I have personally seen her eat include wood and cardboard. I love my dumb cat.
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May 12, 2018 13:54
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Reason #214 that I love my dumb idiot fucker cat (Kiska #16): I often wake up to this in the morning:   Reason #215 that I love my dumb idiot fucker cat (still Kiska, still #16) I am very short and she is also a big cat in addition to being a dumb one, about 15 pounds. Because of this I basically have a cat whose back comes up to my knee and who can stretch from my chin to my knees for hugs   She is also at face level on many bookshelves which is fine because she is a lover and not a fighter and just wants to headbutt me in the face and snort-purr.
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May 12, 2018 14:59
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Franklin blew his wad too early (and probably all over a squid) in this campaign
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May 12, 2018 15:44
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Remember to VOTE LULU (#23) Cats & Stuff by Doug Hardy, on FlickrShe's gorgeous and loves u! She's LULU!  Lulu! by Doug Hardy, on FlickrShe's even getting her own toy figure being made of her this summer! She's Witch Cat Lulu! (clay sculpture prototype shown)  Witch Cat Lulu Soft Vinyl start! by Doug Hardy, on FlickrLULU!!  Lulu readies for work by Doug Hardy, on Flickr
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May 12, 2018 15:55
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Jose posted:none of these are dogs. thread gassed suck my goddamn balls
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May 12, 2018 17:35
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A lot of these fine cats bring something wonderful to this competition. However, Phyrexian Obliterator (#28) combines all of these things in one unique (hairless) package. Some of these cats love going for walks outside, some love showing off their wardrobe, others just roll around looking cute. Rexie does all of this and more! She has furry friends who support her....    learns faster than most small children....    watches tv to keep up with world events....   spies on the neighbors when we go outside.....  is into cosplay....  is a hide and seek champion....  maintains an extensive closet of clothes for all seasons....    takes care of humans who have wisdom teeth removed.....  enjoys perusing these fine forums....  tolerates the humans who torment her for the internet's amusement.... https://i.imgur.com/CmH7TZ5.mp4  but then torments those same humans with cuteness when they're trying to get work done....    She's meticulous about her hygiene.....  though can sometimes be judgmental of others.....  She has the best toes....  the most wrinkles....  the most attitude (picked up from her bitchy Bengal sister)...  the most fashion sense....  just the most everything....       VOTE PHYREXIAN OBLITERATOR, MAKER OF BISCUITS! 
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May 12, 2018 17:50
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That cat is into some shady poo poo. Vote for the pure, honest choice! Vote Gypsy #41!
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May 12, 2018 17:59
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Vote for the best Meerkat
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May 12, 2018 18:13
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Panzeh posted:So, which of these cats is the best to have around when you're sitting down and eating dinner? Bubbles (#62) is excellent at dinner, because she doesn't like human food. She'll just sit near you or on your lap. Keep an eye on your alcohol, tho, she does like to try and drink drinks !! e: bupdate girl looks so cozy rn wna rub dat belly!! 
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May 12, 2018 18:34
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There's a secondary contest for runners up in the main thread.queserasera posted:If we want to establish a runners-up prize pool, I've got Steam keys to weird video games to throw in thanks to Humble Monthly. so go there and maybe win an internet game thing queserasera posted:And my laptop died. Long live my laptop! I should be getting the new one on Monday so I don't have to type everything out on mobile.
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May 12, 2018 21:35
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hey d8 is the last entry there intended to be #67 (which is chloe who should be in here) or is it #69 "cat" who was late to the game and I only accept as best in that all cats are the best edit: it's 100% Chloe BECAUSE ALWAYS BE CHLOEING Gunshow Poophole fucked around with this message at 22:33 on May 12, 2018 |
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May 12, 2018 22:28
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Moo Moo (#43) mooing around the desert with her brother  Walking multiple cats at once with multi leash magic:  Dumb Lowtax posted:A couple weeks ago we took our cats Moo Moo and Luga on a road trip with us to the ski mountains to stay in an airbnb with us. At eight hours this was their first long trip ever, and Luga's first time walking anywhere on a leash. They did so well with four people and two cats in the car. We pulled over a few times where there were trails to let them stretch their legs. For about an hour they were either walking from plant to plant to sniff it, or running off at a good pace towards random points no matter how hard we tried to get them to go between the rocks marking the trail. When I ran off into the rocks they ran really fast to follow and look for me. We finally picked them up to bring them back to the cars, when they really would have preferred to keep running around. But once Moo Moo realized we were headed back to the car she asked to be set down, ran back to the car, and eagerly packed herself away. Dumb Lowtax posted:How bout this wacky one (#43 Moo Moo) Happy Thread fucked around with this message at 22:41 on May 12, 2018 |
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May 12, 2018 22:39
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Gunshow Poophole posted:hey d8 is the last entry there intended to be #67 (which is chloe who should be in here) sorry man but the numbers look like numbers but rest assured Chloe is the best cat e: feel free to launch an investigation into possible collusion/ballot tampering/hordes of illegal voters in Nebraska. e2: I hosed up. The number is right, the name is wrong. dammit dee eight fucked around with this message at 17:17 on May 13, 2018 |
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May 12, 2018 23:26
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i had the best cat ever in china (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Hector Beerlioz posted:i had the best cat ever in china That's loving hilarious. THat's really the funniest thing I ever read on these forums. Holy poo poo you should do stand up.
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 VOTE CHLOE (67(
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