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stop being a racist
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May 29, 2018 18:05
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Hell Yeah posted:stop being a racist I’m sorry, I genuinely do feel for your people, I have lots of skeleton friends irl
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May 29, 2018 18:05
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Dude was lucky. Probably died instantly, and he would have died anyway.
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May 29, 2018 18:07
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That sounds better than inhaling pumice stone and fire. Guy seems lucky. Also thats kind of a cool headstone.
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May 29, 2018 18:12
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talk about boned
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May 29, 2018 18:13
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May 29, 2018 18:17
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He's just resting under that stone give the guy a freakin break already
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May 29, 2018 18:20
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Hahaha, skeleton bowned
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May 29, 2018 18:21
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That's some Wile E. Coyote poo poo right there.
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May 29, 2018 18:21
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*Unreal Tournament announcer voice. STOWNED!
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May 29, 2018 18:22
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death to all skeletons.
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May 29, 2018 18:22
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earth magic is pretty effective against skeletons
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May 29, 2018 18:26
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this is still the best thing at pompeii https://twitter.com/historylvrsclub/status/970339862053343234?lang=en
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May 29, 2018 18:27
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Looks like the last panel of an Oglaf
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May 29, 2018 18:29
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If you've taken the time to read this thread, please take the time to read 'The Last Days of Pompeii' by Edward Bulwer-Lytton. It's a wonderfully over the top early-victorian melodrama detailing the lives and loves and lusts of the degenerate Romans hanging out in Pompeii in the summer of 79ad.
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May 29, 2018 18:34
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Jose posted:this is still the best thing at pompeii I mean why the gently caress not if your gonna die anyways. it’d be a heck of a race to rub one out vs the volcano though
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May 29, 2018 18:38
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He rocked too hard
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May 29, 2018 18:39
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Jose posted:this is still the best thing at pompeii dont doxx me
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May 29, 2018 18:40
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Jose posted:this is still the best thing at pompeii i bet he was trying to put out his hair on fire with piss
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May 29, 2018 18:42
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He was probably sacrificed in some sort of religious ceremony.
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May 29, 2018 18:43
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Jose posted:this is still the best thing at pompeii
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May 29, 2018 18:43
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how did pompeii like freeze ppl in time ? ??
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May 29, 2018 18:48
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when the rest of the skeletons revealed it turns out he was relaxing ultra hard and going out not giving a gently caress. zeus personally smited him out of jealousy
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Smythe posted:how did pompeii like freeze ppl in time ? ??
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May 29, 2018 18:52
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imagine if they found a guy loving a dog like that dyna soar guy, cause he figure why not can't out run it
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May 29, 2018 18:54
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Is he gonna be okay?
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Jose posted:this is still the best thing at pompeii Imagine going back in time to the minute before this guy's death and trying to explain to him what twitter is and what will happen in 2000 years lol.
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May 29, 2018 18:57
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DogonCrook posted:That sounds better than inhaling pumice stone and fire. Guy seems lucky. Also thats kind of a cool headstone. Yeah, I've seen some of the casts, of like kids and poo poo, and they basically all show signs of dying in terrible suffocating agony. This guy won the lottery.
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free hubcaps posted:I mean why the gently caress not if your gonna die anyways. it’d be a heck of a race to rub one out vs the volcano though J.O. vs the Volcano
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May 29, 2018 18:58
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General Dog posted:J.O. vs the Volcano
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May 29, 2018 18:59
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I'm pretty sure I heard there's evidence that the guy jerking off and the guy owned by a rock were buddies and had adventures together before the eruption.
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May 29, 2018 19:03
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communism bitch posted:Imagine going back in time to the minute before this guy's death and trying to explain to him what twitter is and what will happen in 2000 years lol. They did. That's why he died. BTW if he's really wanking, where is his cock + balls??? 
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May 29, 2018 19:07
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Jose posted:this is still the best thing at pompeii Dad, is that you?
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May 29, 2018 19:09
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Jose posted:this is still the best thing at pompeii I wonder if this is the same guy I.2.20 (Bar/Brothel of Innulus and Papilio); 3932: Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity! http://www.pompeiana.org/Resources/Ancient/Graffiti%20from%20Pompeii.htm
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May 29, 2018 19:10
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Stick Figure Mafia posted:I wonder if this is the same guy Can we get a filter that changes "im gay" to that?
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May 29, 2018 19:11
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thought this was about Roseanne
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May 29, 2018 19:14
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can you still get drafted into the skeleton army if your skull is crushed
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May 29, 2018 19:14
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romans, moments before death by lava and fire: “im gay”
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Blue Raider posted:romans, moments before death by lava and fire: “im gay” the graffiti was probably written years before the volcano
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