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Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!



https://whdh.com/news/police-50-year-old-kills-parents-self-after-learning-their-intent-to-remove-him-from-home/


this is what happens

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Nurge
Feb 4, 2009

by Reene
Fun Shoe

Holy poo poo :eyepoop:

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Well, it's his house now

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
top that

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

I saw this coming

Node
May 20, 2001

KICKED IN THE COOTER
:dings:
Taco Defender
To prevent his parents from forcing him to live on his own, he killed his parents, so now he has to live on his own

Bobcats
Aug 5, 2004
Oh

Node posted:

To prevent his parents from forcing him to live on his own, he killed his parents, so now he has to live on his own

oh poo poo

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009

1redflag posted:

Well, it's his house now


Node posted:

To prevent his parents from forcing him to live on his own, he killed his parents, so now he has to live on his own


Bobcats posted:

oh poo poo

he shot himself too. it says so in the headline.

jesus.

Healthy Nut Snack
Mar 23, 2016
His parents look older than baseball. Don’t know why he didn’t think he couldn’t ride it out for a few more years.

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!


junior soprano lookin good

Bobcats
Aug 5, 2004
Oh

WatermelonGun posted:

he shot himself too. it says so in the headline.

jesus.

chillski willski broheim

the loneliness was too much to bear obv

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
.
Taco Defender
Well the last guy did get to go on infowars.

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

SEE MOM? DAD? I GOT A JOB ON TV please let me stay in the basement please please please

blugu64
Jul 17, 2006

Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?
Concerned Citizen is another good term like area man.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Woah was I in coma for 20 years?

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
I'd rather encounter Concerned Citizen than Florida Man

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop
was he incel

Dads Dip Cup
Aug 13, 2009

Grimey Drawer
200 years later, ghost parents still unsuccessful at forcing their loser ghost son to find his own house to haunt

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



To shoot your own parents and to also be dead, living the dream

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



How could someone with an adorable name like Clinkenbeard do something like this
:smith:

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Ralph Hurley posted:

How could someone with an adorable name like Clinkenbeard do something like this
:smith:

They were definitely gnomes. Never trust gnomes.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
so two baby boomers and a gen-Xer died?


GOOD.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
This is why a lot of people move and leave the kid behind in a sold house, making it someone else's problem and make them impossible to find.

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

Pick posted:

This is why a lot of people move and leave the kid behind in a sold house, making it someone else's problem and make them impossible to find.

:hmmyes: gonna remember this one the next time i need to break up with someone

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar
Imagine living with your son for 50 years and then having to haunt the same house with him for all eternity.

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

yeah I eat rear end posted:

Imagine living with your son for 50 years and then having to haunt the same house with him for all eternity.

dude hes fuckin 50 and livin with mom and dad, he was probably like the fat guy from the devils candy

a dmc delorean
Jul 2, 2006

Live the dream

yeah I eat rear end posted:

Imagine living with your son for 50 years and then having to haunt the same house with him for all eternity.

But did they give him adequate time to move out?

If his parents made him sell his weapons this never would have happened!!

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
i like that year 50 was the last straw for them

whatever7
Jul 26, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Healthy Nut Snack posted:

His parents look older than baseball. Don’t know why he didn’t think he couldn’t ride it out for a few more years.

aThat would require him living on his own for a few years.

Elman
Oct 26, 2009

Blast of Confetti posted:

i like that year 50 was the last straw for them

Do we actually know he'd been living with them the whole time? The story doesn't really make it clear.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
This kind of innate built in insanity is the reason I cross the street if I see a white on the same side of it as me. Ideally I'd place a few things between me and the cum skin because there's no telling when his underevolved primate brain will decide to go on a mass shooting.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
also glad to see 3 dead nazis

Butter Hole
Dec 8, 2011

Ride The Gravitron posted:

This kind of innate built in insanity is the reason I cross the street if I see a white on the same side of it as me. Ideally I'd place a few things between me and the cum skin because there's no telling when his underevolved primate brain will decide to go on a mass shooting.

we were all thinking it but im glad someone was finally brave enough to say it

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

its ok if im racist against white ppl since i identify as caucasian

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
You can't be racist against whites.

Jose Mengelez
Sep 11, 2001

by Azathoth
"karl clinkenbeard" sounds like a cartoon pirate with chainlinks woven into his facial hair.

Jose Mengelez
Sep 11, 2001

by Azathoth
police are interested in speaking to his known associate "billy windchimeface"

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
They were 2 different 30-year old incels, OP. Names don't match up.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Ride The Gravitron posted:

This kind of innate built in insanity is the reason I cross the street if I see a white on the same side of it as me. Ideally I'd place a few things between me and the cum skin because there's no telling when his underevolved primate brain will decide to go on a mass shooting.

finally someone with the courage to slam on white people in 2018

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Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015
What's his username?

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