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We can get a general question/answer thread that isn't terrible to live long enough to answer my question. Ask questions! Receive answers. I will answer questions in this thread (rightness not guaranteed) -- any question not covered already in the GBS FAQ. I can promise 20 answers before I start requesting someone take over while I sleep. My question -- how does one become a SomethingAwful writer?
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Have you seen this dog?
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Jun 1, 2018 19:58
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What do owls taste like? Is artificial owl flavor available for sale anywhere?
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Jun 1, 2018 20:01
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If God is all powerful and all knowing, could he create and then eat a bowl of chili so big that he forgets Jesus's birthday?
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Jun 1, 2018 20:04
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big nipples big life posted:Have you seen this dog?
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Jun 1, 2018 20:06
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would you like to go out tonight op?
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Jun 1, 2018 20:07
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Rarely is the question asked, is our children learning.
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Jun 1, 2018 20:11
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Is there a reliable way to test if all the pubes in my keyboard are mine?
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Jun 1, 2018 20:23
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When does the 20 answers start?
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Jun 1, 2018 20:24
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big nipples big life posted:Have you seen this dog? Get a load of that dog!
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Jun 1, 2018 20:25
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Why do you build me up, buttercup, only to let me down?
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Jun 1, 2018 20:53
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big nipples big life posted:Have you seen this dog? Yes. I saw him in a picture, and it was awesome.
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Jun 1, 2018 21:00
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Blue Train posted:would you like to go out tonight op? Why would you put Thomas next to Ashima, his nascent love interest, as your avi?
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Jun 1, 2018 21:05
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The Cubelodyte posted:What do owls taste like? Is artificial owl flavor available for sale anywhere? What do owls taste like? Although many people are cool with owls, because they are 'endangered' and 'animals,' owls are not cool. Do not taste an owl, unless you wish to be censured by the Attorneys General of the United States. Is artificial owl for sale anywhere? Jeff Bezos is the owner[s] of amazon.com, and [s]he has many artificial owls -- all of which are for immediate sale. Merely conduct a google search for Artificial Owl For Sale using QR code: Bezos.
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Jun 1, 2018 21:06
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big nipples big life posted:Have you seen this dog? 
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Jun 1, 2018 21:10
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What's with all these star wars?
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Jun 1, 2018 21:12
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numberoneposter posted:ive seen his brother from another mother That is one cool dog. I'm never going to be as cool as that dog.
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Jun 1, 2018 21:17
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Will anyone on these dead gay forums ever be as cool as the 2 dogs ITT?
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Jun 1, 2018 21:19
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big nipples big life posted:Will anyone on these dead gay forums ever be as cool as the 2 dogs ITT? Keyboard goop guy
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Jun 1, 2018 21:20
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What does your penis look like
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Jun 1, 2018 21:23
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How do blind people know when to stop wiping?
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Jun 1, 2018 21:23
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Jeffrey Dahmer posted:What does your penis look like a penis only larger
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Jun 1, 2018 21:23
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big nipples big life posted:a penis No your a big blob man and its small so you cant see it!!!!
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Jun 1, 2018 21:25
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You ever seen the back of your rear end? thats gotta be infrequently asked
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Jun 1, 2018 21:26
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1redflag posted:If God is all powerful and all knowing, could he create and then eat a bowl of chili so big that he forgets Jesus's birthday? Yes, but he can then create a corresponding bowl of sour cream which reminds the consumer of Jesus' birthday. However, even that will not resolve the puzzle on level 9, which requires you to also acquire the Strip of Glue, Some Hairs from the Waiter, and a Piece of Tape. Please consult the relevant GameFAQs.
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Jun 1, 2018 21:26
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Jeffrey Dahmer posted:You ever seen the back of your rear end? Which side of your rear end is the back?
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Jun 1, 2018 21:28
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Blue Train posted:would you like to go out tonight op? Always, and forever. But only if it's you.
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Jun 1, 2018 21:30
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As a bi man who married a woman, I often wonder what it would have been like to go full gay. Like, let's all be frank, is there a woman in some relationships? I know I wouldn't mind being a homemaker. What's it like being the "woman" in a gay relationship? What's the excuse when one of the gays doesn't wanna have sex but doesn't want to admit they don't want to have sex? They don't have periods to use as an excuse. Especially if they're the top! How does a power bottom work, exactly? My general understanding is that they get on top when dudes do it, but is there more to it? What's the difference between a Twink, a Twank, and a Twonk?
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Jun 1, 2018 21:32
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Nein11 posted:Rarely is the question asked, is our children learning. True. Allow me to rectify this situation: Is our children learning? Is they really?
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Jun 1, 2018 21:34
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Do you think all of your turds over a lifetime of crapping could fill an entire swimming pool? Not like an aboveground but like a hotel pool and i dont mean crest the rim in one place but like full to level
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Jun 1, 2018 21:35
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Icochet posted:Is there a reliable way to test if all the pubes in my keyboard are mine? Statistically, you can only answer the question Are there pubes in my keyboard? The answer is always statistically yes.
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Jun 1, 2018 21:38
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The Dennis System posted:How do blind people know when to stop wiping? I betcha blind people ask this all the time
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Jun 1, 2018 21:38
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Jay_Zombie posted:When does the 20 answers start? https://forums.somethingawful.com/newreply.php?action=newreply&postid=484649218#post484650372
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Jun 1, 2018 21:44
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big nipples big life posted:Which side of your rear end is the back? THIS
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Jun 1, 2018 21:47
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beauty queen breakdown posted:https://forums.somethingawful.com/newreply.php?action=newreply&postid=484649218#post484650372 Well played.
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Jun 1, 2018 21:47
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TapTheForwardAssist posted:Why do you build me up, buttercup, only to let me down? And mess around, and then what's the more -- you never cup Aby when you say you will.
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Jun 1, 2018 21:47
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Why is it that the older you get, the more risky your farts become?
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Jun 1, 2018 21:49
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a bone to pick posted:Why is it that the older you get, the more risky your farts become? Gotta go easy on the anus as you get older, it loses lots of elasticity as we age. Cant goatse like i used to
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Jun 1, 2018 21:52
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Hot Dog Day #91 posted:Why would you put Thomas next to Ashima, his nascent love interest, as your avi? I am the most rebellious and I have very long opinions about nascent love interests in all JapAnImation (or "anime" in the crude tongue of your people)
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Julius CSAR posted:What's with all these star wars? At this juncture, I can only presume bitcoin is involved. However, if you are quick off the mark with an ICO, you may also receive a Star War, or multiples of same.
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