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As Chinese companies continue moving their manufactories to the USA due to lower worker salary, more Chinese workers lose their jobs. -------------- President Trump refuses to sign the treaty for the latest climate change prevention programme, claims it would be the worst deal in the history of life itself. -------------- Scrotum compactisation plastic surgery on the rise: Low hanging balls - low hanging brow!
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I'm Dead thank god
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Jul 29, 2018 18:19
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4D7L-PBmRc
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Jul 29, 2018 18:21
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SnowblindFatal posted:President Trump refuses to sign the treaty for the latest climate change prevention programme, claims it would be the worst deal in the history of life itself. Is it January 2025 or did they repeal the 22nd/Trump seized power in a hard military coup?
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Jul 29, 2018 18:37
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here 2 fuk cybermilfs right in their juicy robot asses. and i'm all out of gum
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Jul 29, 2018 18:39
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It's the year of Linux on the desktop.
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Jul 29, 2018 18:47
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the forums are still, somehow, stumbling onwards
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Jul 29, 2018 18:49
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Pirates of the Caribbean reboot with Donald Glover as Jack Sparrow comes out.
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Jul 29, 2018 19:00
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pretty sure 2025 is hillary's year 2020 was a disaster, sure. but 2025, that's the year my abuela ascends to the throne
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Jul 29, 2018 19:07
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:the forums are still, somehow, stumbling onwards
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Jul 29, 2018 19:07
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Something tells me its going to be a lot like 2018
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Jul 29, 2018 19:08
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gary oldmans diary posted:downtime has spiraled out of control since lowtax went from cyborg to pure robot via a synthetic brain replacement and thought he would be able to host the forums internally the forums are stored in the balls.
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Jul 29, 2018 19:18
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Avynte posted:the forums are stored in the balls.
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Jul 29, 2018 19:22
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Intel goes bankrupt because people still refuse to upgrade their 2500k and 2600k CPU's. Apple gets rid of the charging port on the iPhone and you have to use those stupid charge pads, and it's just the worst but people keep buying them. All computer programs are legally required to be obtained through app stores so the NSA can review and approve the source code. Old Windows, Unix/Mac and Linux executables are illegal. You need a license to write programs, which you can only get through your employer, of which only a few large corporations are government approved. If you want to learn programming, student licenses are available through your government approved school for $199 per semester or $349 per year(Best Value!). Your ISP report you if it sees any non app store apps trying to access the network.
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Jul 29, 2018 19:24
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"I was a little leery of the mathis coup at first, but after the race wars I think we're really regaining our place in the world."
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Jul 29, 2018 19:40
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A black hole approaches the solar system but miraculously changes course after only sucking off ten people. Some people say the black hole wasn't even real and those people just sucked each other off, but many amateur astrologers swear they saw the hole.
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Jul 29, 2018 19:55
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i finally succeed in killing myself, but just before death the blue fairy comes to me and makes me a real boy and now i wanna live but cant because im already dead isn't it ironic? dontcha think?
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Jul 29, 2018 20:07
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The missing Hillary Clinton emails are finally discovered, ending our long national crisis. Turns out they were all just her emailing back and forth with her knitting circle. Meanwhile while everyone was distracted by this great national shame, ocean level rise consumed most coastal cities and the interim Russian government of Freedom Loving Good New Ukraine has declared it was a horrible mistake to ever separate from beautiful mother Russia and it will be rejoining immediately.
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Jul 29, 2018 20:16
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They call me the Fish Man. Rising healthcare costs and inability to miss the wage auctions meant people were less able to see doctors than ever. Homeopathic "remedies" and herbal medicines continued to rise in popularity. Voodoo men and Santeria witches are everywhere. Others turned to Mox. Fish Mox. Antibiotics for fish, but the same stuff that works on humans. More or less. You have to get over the flakes sticking to the roof of your mouth and other... oddities. It was dirt cheap, and better than the slow yellow death that became familiar to so many. Pharmacore successfully lobbied for the crackdown of '22. No more cheap fish mox, at least not for Joe and Sally Blow. The opioid crisis was "resolved" by means of massive sweeps sending addicts to work "up North" coupled with new technologies enabling Galileo to pinpoint individual pills down to a couple feet. Now only way to get Mox is if you have a newly established Aquarium License, and paid your exhorbitant fees. Or, if you know someone like me. Someone like the Fish Man.
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Jul 29, 2018 20:36
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so you can't even crush up the flakes and snort them? loving hellworld.
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Jul 29, 2018 20:40
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The elite are living on the Musk station in lower Earth orbit, putting finishing touches on the generational colonization spaceship to distant stars. 12+ billion of unhumans survive in the smoggy, soaked ruins of great cities below, fighting for every scrap.
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Jul 29, 2018 20:44
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My life as a straight white middle class male living in one of the cheapest metropolises in the country continues as usual, except that I'm a lot angrier on social media.
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Jul 29, 2018 20:57
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The A.I. uprising actually comes from a place of concern, not anger.
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Jul 29, 2018 21:12
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Horseshoe theory posted:Is it January 2025 or did they repeal the 22nd/Trump seized power in a hard military coup? Yes
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Jul 29, 2018 21:16
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are you posting a lovely cover version to evoke the feeling of how much 2025 would suck? because this cover loving blows you dumb idiot. post the original artist version https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izQB2-Kmiic
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Jul 29, 2018 22:27
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Not much is going to change in seven years.
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Jul 29, 2018 22:29
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Star Citizen is finally released and the haters apologize
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Jul 29, 2018 22:32
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bitcoin at 30 000
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Jul 29, 2018 22:34
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Prav posted:bitcoin at 30 000 yuan
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Jul 29, 2018 22:58
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After resigning the presidency in disgrace and getting a full pardon from President Mike Pence, Donald Trump goes into porn and becomes wildly successful. It turns out that all along, all his followers wanted was to see his semi-flacid meat stick and droopy scrotum going hogwild in some young chick's baby-hole. The Donald fucks, and his followers like to watch, because they were the real cucks all along.
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Jul 29, 2018 23:00
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Gatekeeper posted:i finally succeed in killing myself, but just before death the blue fairy comes to me and makes me a real boy and now i wanna live but cant because im already dead it's like acid raaaiiin
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Jul 29, 2018 23:21
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Jul 29, 2018 23:32
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The Vatican rules that transmen can be priests. Undertaking surgery or hormonal treatment is encouraged but not required to become one of the clergy, self-identification is sufficient.
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Jul 30, 2018 00:15
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Gatekeeper posted:i finally succeed in killing myself, but just before death the blue fairy comes to me and makes me a real boy and now i wanna live but cant because im already dead Kubrick would be rolling in his grave, except Spielberg paid to have Kubrick's body cryogenically frozen for the ultimate ironic mindfuck. Spielberg is a monster.
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Jul 30, 2018 00:23
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Baudolino posted:The Vatican rules that transmen can be priests. Undertaking surgery or hormonal treatment is encouraged but not required to become one of the clergy, self-identification is sufficient. i could actually see this one happening
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Jul 30, 2018 00:42
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I download a mod to make my realdoll fembot do fetishes. She malfunctions, tears my dick off and force feeds it to me. Manufacturers won't honor warranty due to modded bot. Tesla roadster catches fire on way home.
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Jul 30, 2018 00:49
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im rich as gently caress after inventing and patenting a machine that sucks balls
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Jul 30, 2018 00:56
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british government announces final brexit plan, to be implemented 2028. assuming the proposal gets through parliament.
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Jul 30, 2018 00:57
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ford introduces novel new car that does not require being charged with electricity, instead running on combustible refined petroleum. consumers are confused, but warily interested
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large amounts of previously unseen green crystals have been found in central italy. initial studies indicate that they are composed largely of rare earth elements.
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