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Spends ten minutes trying to get the attention of one of the two bartenders Crop dust room as you make your way across it Bumps into acquaintance who you've been avoiding all night and who has been avoiding you "Hey man how you been!"
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Dec 23, 2018 06:45
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You gotta show off your tits to get their attention. (Even if you have male tits)
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Dec 23, 2018 06:46
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i could've stayed at home at home and gotten wasted alone for a fraction of the price
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Dec 23, 2018 06:50
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“Hey!” “I said ‘Hey!’!” “Never mind!” “Can I buy you a drink?” “Drink!?” “A drink!” “Drink?!” “Ok! Catch ya later!”
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Dec 23, 2018 06:55
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yeah ive been to a bar, this aint it chief.
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Dec 23, 2018 06:57
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Does anyone know the wifi password
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Dec 23, 2018 06:57
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This is a bigger crowd than I'm comfortable with, maybe I should go home.
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Dec 23, 2018 06:59
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"I HATE MY LIFE!" 'I CAN'T HEAR YOU!' "I SAID I HATE THIS LINE!" 'SAME!' They could hear you the first time but they agree that they hate their life.
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Dec 23, 2018 07:08
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never catches on to the fact that the blender is *always* broken on busy nights
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Dec 23, 2018 07:10
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Think I'll drink a beer
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Dec 23, 2018 07:10
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Yes, thats Backstreet Boys, they play old ironic music here because its too hard to play anything new and possibly look like a loser.
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Dec 23, 2018 07:20
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*orders a tray of many intricate cocktails, taking the bartender out of action for 10 minutes* *gets stabbed later in the toilet because there is some justice still in the world*
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Dec 23, 2018 07:29
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Just a G & T with [a good gin] Bartender takes 15 mins sticking cloves into and orange peel.
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Dec 23, 2018 07:35
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I don't feel like actually getting drunk but I feel like a tool ordering a virgin cocktail. I consider asking for a Shirley Temple so my friends don't know how lame I am, since I'm sure they don't know what that is, but I'm also not sure if the bartender would either? Is that drink still a thing in 2018? But it feels too disrespectful to ask if he's able to make a Shirley temple, like it would sound like I doubt his ability and knowledge as a bartender. But now I've thought about Shirley Temples too much and I really want one, I haven't had one since I was a kid and I used to drink them at family parties all the time. I end up apologetically ordering a sprite.
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Dec 23, 2018 07:41
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I’m laughing even though I didnt hear poo poo of what the person said but they changed their body language and started chuckling, and I make a generic comment about how it do be like that
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Dec 23, 2018 07:43
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I’m waiting in line forever at the bar I just want a vodka soda, finally as I get up front my friend runs up and wants a complicated mixed drink and I now feel for my safety as everyone behind me are making comments
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Dec 23, 2018 07:46
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Sits there quietly and nods. Can't distinguish anything from the wall of noise. Speaks in a high pitched cartoon voice. Why are you looking at me like that. At least you can hear me perfectly now. gently caress you.
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Dec 23, 2018 07:49
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Waltzing Along posted:Sits there quietly and nods. Can't distinguish anything from the wall of noise. Speaks in a high pitched cartoon voice. Why are you looking at me like that. At least you can hear me perfectly now. gently caress you. Was this the “Super high at a party” thread?!
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Dec 23, 2018 07:51
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I’m a young 19 year old kid who just finished my finals and I go the the club with my friends, I then get extremely drunk and manage to make it to toilets but puke all over the seat
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Dec 23, 2018 07:58
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WHAT? YEAH. WHAT? WHAT? YEAH. YEAH. AHAHA WHAT?
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Dec 23, 2018 09:28
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"I used to be a bouncer like you. Then I took a barstool to the knee." (Joke is wasted because the neckless troglodyte doesn't even game)
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Dec 23, 2018 09:46
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*silently scoots away from the bar one stool at a time to avoid having to pay my tab, pretending like I'm being pushed away by other people trying to get to the bar*
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Dec 23, 2018 09:50
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Does a fart so putrid and disgusting that it clears the bar. Doesn't order a drink.
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Dec 23, 2018 09:51
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*goes to bathroom, is not seen again for the rest of the night with the only evidence I was ever there being a suspiciously pried-open-looking window*
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Dec 23, 2018 09:51
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Hey, I don't gotta pay for this unless I drink the whole thing, right? . . . Well I mean you already gave it to me so I guess I decide the rules now haha! *crossfade to a circle of bouncers kicking me on the ground in the stomach, back and penis & scrotum*
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Dec 23, 2018 09:53
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Arrhythmia posted:WHAT? *the person i am talking to is repeating this exact same loop*
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Dec 23, 2018 09:53
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IS THE KITCHEN STILL OPEN?? GIMME A FIREBALL, A STRONG ONE! WHAT KINDA WHISKEY YA GOT? WHEN DOES TRIVIA START? GOT ANY CHANGE FOR POOL?? GIMME SOMETHING FRUITY!
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Dec 23, 2018 09:54
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*quietly takes out the novelty challenge coin I bring with me to bars and skyhooks it at the closest table of marines on shore leave for a giggle* *crossfade to a circle of marines on shore leave kicking me on the ground in the stomach, back and penis & scrotum*
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Dec 23, 2018 09:59
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I used to just tap my can of jim beam and hold up 2 fingers to get 2 cans cos itr was so loud and I hate talkimng lol ans thats at the pub on an friday or saturday when its packled as gently caress
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Dec 23, 2018 10:06
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OMFG FURRY posted:IS THE KITCHEN STILL OPEN?? 4/7 ;_;
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Dec 23, 2018 11:56
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*Asks for a Mojito
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Dec 23, 2018 12:00
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*Throws beer bottle at bartender for changing Black Sabbath to Christmas music*
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Dec 23, 2018 12:40
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*person next to me motions for me to order first* “47 pints of lager, please”
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Dec 23, 2018 12:43
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Hello everyone, it's me, a man at a busy bar
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Dec 23, 2018 12:43
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Yeah I want a cappuccino please it's 9pm after all *Barkeeper stops all other drink orders for 5 minutes while foaming milk, preparing the coffee and mixing it together*
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Dec 23, 2018 12:47
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Goddammt if the bartender doesn’t take freakin notice of me over here soon I’m gonna freakin explode!! *leaves quietly*
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Dec 23, 2018 12:48
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I just want an autumnal mead
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Dec 23, 2018 12:53
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*stands at the exit during closing time propositioning every woman who walks out the door* *takes home a fat chick* it's a numbers game folks.
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Dec 23, 2018 14:37
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to give you this shitty icon and give Lowtax his cyborg spine parts
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**Confidently walks up to the bar, rolls a 20-sided die, it's a 20! I have a great rest of the night**
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Dec 23, 2018 14:40
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*makes eyes at hot guy* *gets drunk* *gives hot guy head in bathroom* (hes hung like a horse) *spends rest of the night dodging creeps who think they can just touch me because I gave one guy head* (loudly emasculate all other guys because they're not as hung as the guy I sucked off)
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