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Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Stuuuuuuuuuuuupid.

I mean, it's interesting and well made. But it's stuuuuuuuuuupid.

I liked the part when it was over the most.

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Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Don't sign your posts.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



It was basically The Happening with more idiotic characters. The only good character was John Malkovich trolling all the people

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder
op how come you watched the movie after watching the trailer?

i watched the trailer and then smartly said "no thanks"

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
My girlfriend wanted to watch it. Rain messed up our outside plans for the day so yeah.

Clyde Radcliffe
Oct 19, 2014

https://twitter.com/McJesse/status/1078721713519689728

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder

Waltzing Along posted:

My girlfriend wanted to watch it. Rain messed up our outside plans for the day so yeah.

Get a girlfriend who watches a trailer for a bad movie and correctly decides not to watch it.

I played that trailer and my girlfriend said "wow that looks terrible" just fyi.

Evil Agita
Feb 25, 2005

Lord Fool, give me another chance. I'll prove my strength to you!
54 with a 5 year old kid

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

birbox

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder
oh i get it it's a commentary on twitter

lol but
Feb 24, 2007

body is a dinosaur
Slippery Tilde

Evil Agita posted:

54 with a 5 year old kid

career women freeze their eggs

lol but
Feb 24, 2007

body is a dinosaur
Slippery Tilde
IDIOT

lol but
Feb 24, 2007

body is a dinosaur
Slippery Tilde
i have not watched the film

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
the only bird box i'm interested in is one in which a hen is laying a big ol' egg

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo

Mozi posted:

the only bird box i'm interested in is one in which a hen is laying a big ol' egg

Netflix Lay The Eggs

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.
Sandra Bullock uses Korean fetus blood as a dewrinkling agent.

Jose Mengelez
Sep 11, 2001

by Azathoth

Diet Coke Can
Jul 25, 2004
Turd box

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Julius CSAR posted:

Netflix Lay The Eggs

What do you think they've been doing with their original movies?

Grem
Mar 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 21 days!
She died at the end

Dongattack
Dec 20, 2006

by Cyrano4747
nice, this is like the third GBS thread about Bird Box, this movie must be loving great

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

really one of the worst movies i've seen in a while, makes sense netflix had to show it because it would have died a brutal death in theatres

just stupid all around, completely stupid and unlikeable

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cmqwbZa6_w

Clyde Radcliffe
Oct 19, 2014

Caesar Saladin posted:

really one of the worst movies i've seen in a while, makes sense netflix had to show it because it would have died a brutal death in theatres

just stupid all around, completely stupid and unlikeable

OTOH, Annihilation got scooped up by Netflix internationally because it died a brutal death in US theatres, and that movie owned.

Birdbox isn't that though. It's just silly.

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

Elevator Screamer posted:

OTOH, Annihilation got scooped up by Netflix internationally because it died a brutal death in US theatres, and that movie owned.

Birdbox isn't that though. It's just silly.

I think annihilation did badly in theatres because it was too weird but still good, whereas they didn't even chance putting this garbage in a movie theatre. When people watch stuff on Netflix they give it a lot of benefit of the doubt because they didn't leave the house, but if they like, put shoes on to go see Birdbox it would be panned way more. I don't dislike movies that often, I tend to like most stuff I watch and I watch a lot, but this one made me real butthurt for some reason.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
sounds like some stupid subscription service for bird products OP


im not buying OP!

Cock Sucker
Nov 14, 2018
There are blind people that tackle whitewater in kayaks, and are actually pretty good. You're not coming up for air very often without a vest and there's no way anyone would hear you scream over the sound of the water.

Clyde Radcliffe
Oct 19, 2014

The movie's greatest sin is relegating BD Wong to a bit-part appearance.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Elevator Screamer posted:

The movie's greatest sin is relegating BD Wong to a bit-part appearance.

True.

Pitdragon
Jan 20, 2004
Just another lurker
I don't like the Bad Bird

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo

super sweet best pal posted:

What do you think they've been doing with their original movies?

Heyo

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I haven’t watched it and I likely never will

SickZip
Jul 29, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
netflix is spending billions on absolute garbage

SickZip
Jul 29, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
i dont understand why people keep netflix.

Evil Agita
Feb 25, 2005

Lord Fool, give me another chance. I'll prove my strength to you!
Each episode of Marco Polo cost 10 million bucks lol

Cock Sucker
Nov 14, 2018

SickZip posted:

netflix is spending billions on absolute garbage

To you. You could produce a movie with Sandra Bullock microwaving her own turds to save humanity on netflix and every woman in the country would figure out how to get an account just to say Sandra nooo

Jose Mengelez
Sep 11, 2001

by Azathoth

SickZip posted:

i dont understand why people keep netflix.

they have star trek. i thought you people loved star trek?

CassandraZara
Oct 21, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo

Jose Mengelez posted:

they have star trek. i thought you people loved star trek?

It's on Hulu also though

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

SickZip posted:

i dont understand why people keep netflix.

I don't. I pay for Hulu. She pays for it because she shares it w/ her whole family.

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doctorfrog
Mar 14, 2007

Great.

CassandraZara posted:

It's on Hulu also though

m yes commercials

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