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My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!

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Observe Me
Jan 21, 2006

I know shits bad right now with all that starving bullshit and the dust storms and we are running out of french fries and burrito coverings. But I got a solution!

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015
A muppet in disrepair.
Rolf, but with tears.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
god gay, so what

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
You go to heaven and god is...

One of us.
Just a stranger on a bus.

Relayer
Sep 18, 2002
Not real lol joke's on you god

*ashton kutchins comes out from backstage*

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

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504
Feb 2, 2016

by R. Guyovich
Muslim

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

Chinatown posted:

god gay, so what

:hmmyes:

no rules

giant stepping rules

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
I don't care what God looks like, I just wanna know why I hurt all the time

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

Literally A Person posted:

You go to heaven and god is...

One of us.
Just a stranger on a bus.

you are literally a person not god

redm
Feb 20, 2016


Sugartime Jones

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:
get off the bus

the bus is a dog

if you quote that picture it gives god power (do with that information what you will)

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Mr.Tophat posted:

you are literally a person not god

I flew too close to the sun on wings made of literally wax.

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

Pick posted:

I don't care what God looks like, I just wanna know why I hurt all the time

Because you are existing

Nirvana is bus number 7, you don't need a ticket just a soul

Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005

Soiled Meat

Pick posted:

I don't care what God looks like, I just wanna know why I hurt all the time

Karma?

soy
Jul 7, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


praise god

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
It's the devil. Mother fucker just played you HARD.

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax
A huge bowl of mac & cheese

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Lou "Cubit Zirconium" Phillips


...and you're all like, What, they couldn't spring for the diamond?

NavanaSokarad
Jan 19, 2019
whom ever you wish it to be!

Nerses IV
May 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Pick posted:

I don't care what God looks like, I just wanna know why I hurt all the time

Sinning in thought against Mother

jokes
Dec 20, 2012

Uh... Kupo?

What if it's just a happy dog and it doesn't say anything or gesture to anything it just sits there happy to see you and wags its tail and that's it. All that other junk was just a lot of hoopla over fear of the unknown and God is just a largely uncaring, detached progenitor of the universe but just wants to be with you and is happy to see you.

And heaven is just sitting there in pleasant silence watching the world and waiting for everyone else to come join you, secure in the fact that none of it matters and all the suffering and exuberance is temporary.

No cats.

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
a drooling idiot ascendant being that has just been smashing atoms together since the beginning of time just to see what happens

roomforthetuna
Mar 22, 2005

I don't need to know anything about virii! My CUSTOM PROGRAM keeps me protected! It's not like they'll try to come in through the Internet or something!
... in a house with a "no solicitation" sign on the door. Now what? Are you supposed to knock?

Nic Cage dick cage
Jun 23, 2009

Lipstick Apathy
A millennial.

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr fucked around with this message at 05:02 on Feb 7, 2019

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

roomforthetuna posted:

... in a house with a "no solicitation" sign on the door. Now what? Are you supposed to knock?

"Uh, have you heard the good word about Jesus Christ? Uh... is that weird? Uh, I can come back? No. No I guess I can't."

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer
God is a big titty anime who's DTF 24/7

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
god is gently caress-off gigantic bud of everlasting weed

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

I already knew Jesus is God, OP.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

OMFG FURRY posted:

a drooling idiot ascendant being that has just been smashing atoms together since the beginning of time just to see what happens

You called?

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
Some trillions of years ago a sloppy dirty giant flicked grease from his fingers. One
of these gobs of grease is our universe on its way to the floor. Splat! "Clean it up
women" growled the giant - for he was a male supremacist.

As Nero Danced
Sep 3, 2009

Alright, let's do this
Some kid playing the Sims that looks up at you and says "how the hell did you get here?"

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



A funny little nub thing with eyes and a few hairs on top. Like a Minion but with no mouth or limbs.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Dead. Heaven in disrepair, angels all commited suicide.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
The Overmind

Crypto Cobain
Jun 17, 2018

by Reene
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Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!
my waifu

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