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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
*unreal tournament voice*

holy poo poo

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fakeaccount
Jun 22, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
So what's the blackest?

Tite Barnacle
Jun 4, 2014

Meowdy Purrdner

Grimey Drawer
No journey, I ain't impressed

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

fakeaccount posted:

So what's the blackest?

see u there bitch!

fakeaccount
Jun 22, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
You ever been to a metal show? There'll be way more blacks at blondedreadlockfest up there.

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009
hell yeah bro i saw immolation a couple years ago at death fest with autopsy

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Jeff Goldblum makes music, apparently.

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica
Hell yeah OP who doesn’t want to overpay to a festival in Napa Valley, drink some wine in the VIP section, and hopefully it’s not too loud and the vegan menu is off the hook! *dabs aggressively*

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


White people are crazy.

EA Sports
Feb 10, 2007

by Azathoth
the whitest show ive ever been to was a NIN show.

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo

Linux Pirate posted:

White people are crazy.

I know! Like who still cares about Imagine Dragons and Neon Trees

Hellsau
Jan 14, 2010

NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.

Chinatown posted:

*unreal tournament voice*

holy poo poo



mother fuckers how are you giving Cypress Hill such low billing

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica

Hellsau posted:

mother fuckers how are you giving Cypress Hill such low billing

It’s tough to be a rap superstar ~~and live large

marijuanamancer
Sep 11, 2001

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
how can there be a festival without ja???

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
I'm trying to figure out if Slothrust is supposed to be Slow Thrust or Sloth Rust.

The latter is way more metal.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Chinatown posted:

*unreal tournament voice*

holy poo poo



Should go and get some hipster poontang op. Poontaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang.

Otto Von Jizzmark
Dec 27, 2004
I like the gathering of the juggalos

a few DRUNK BONERS
Mar 25, 2016

the culinary stage

The Kins
Oct 2, 2004

1redflag posted:

Jeff Goldblum makes music, apparently.
He plays piano in a jazz band that usually plays various small clubs. I think they put out an album last year?

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

Chinatown posted:

see u there bitch!



This is probably way whiter than bottlerock

Hellsau
Jan 14, 2010

NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.

Colonel Cancer posted:

I'm trying to figure out if Slothrust is supposed to be Slow Thrust or Sloth Rust.

The latter is way more metal.

It's actually Sloth Thrust, it's furry metal.

Les Os
Mar 29, 2010
Im not white but like the dandy warhols anyways

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Chinatown posted:

see u there bitch!



It must be difficult to sell albums when no one can read your band's name.

Take the plunge! Okay!
Feb 24, 2007



Pawn 17 posted:

It must be difficult to sell albums when no one can read your band's name.

Don’t worry, the fans are illiterate anyway

yogizh
Oct 12, 2015
Dumb Helicopter Joke Enthusiast
Too Short. A touch of oldschool. My special skill is to have fun in weird places, this festival is not so terrible if you really look closelier.

Edit: Why the gently caress do they call tickets "tix" ?

yogizh fucked around with this message at 09:18 on Feb 23, 2019

spleen merchant
Jul 1, 2007
Fun Shoe

Pawn 17 posted:

It must be difficult to sell albums when no one can read your band's name.

It's "Cannibal Corpse"

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
We need to make some vanta-blak death metal covers using the GiS technique. and give them a plausable backstory.
I forgot how we generated the names though.
lovely avant garde stuff seems to be more believable though.
there were some in earlier threads I could swear I'd seen while checking out cd's at secondhand shops.
Actually: thats a challenge: make the most generic metal cover, mix them into a selection of lesser known metal bands & see if anyone can spot the fake.

staberind fucked around with this message at 11:45 on Feb 23, 2019

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

Pawn 17 posted:

It must be difficult to sell albums when no one can read your band's name.

I'm a big fan of *squints at picture* Immolatron

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

A new contender emerge

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



God I fuckin hate cumskins

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

Regardless of whoever else is on the bill, any festival with Mumford & Sons is automatically "most whitest", and I say this as a pale-skinned chalky that fears the sun

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

shame on an IGA posted:

A new contender emerge



I think I'm surprised that most of these bands still exist. Like... How is +Live+ still together? Or 311?

Barudak
May 7, 2007

twerking on the railroad posted:

I think I'm surprised that most of these bands still exist. Like... How is +Live+ still together? Or 311?

311 used to do a massive show every year (up until 2016 at least) in New Orleans were everyone would get absolutely turbo baked at and tons of people went to that show who had no loving clue who 311 were, just that it was an annual massive concert where everybody went to get hosed up so they at least had a successful branded event.

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer
Riot fest is also like 95% white people. Run the jewels concerts are almost exclusively white people.

It sucks. Being around so many white people I feel like they're going to find out I'm half Mexican and toss me out. Hell, I went to Denver not long ago and I don't remember a single brown face until I got a black Uber driver. I couldn't help myself and asked, "dude where are all the people of color?" He laughed and asked where we were from and I said Chicago and suddenly his accent changes and he goes, "alright then, y'all know the struggle! Man I tell you it's freaky they pushin' out all the black families from Black neighborhoods and nobody can afford rent!"

My wife is a child of Eastern European immigrants, she also can't stand most white people.

I don't get it.

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer
My dad might be the whitest person I know. He'll go through half a jar of mayo in a few days just making sandwiches, he's addicted to cop procedurals but won't watch law and order. It probably makes him feel uncomfortable because of the whole "shining a light on the hosed up things people do in the real world" thing.

Oh and his wife's Mexican and he voted Trump. I'm looking forward to my next phone call with my dad where I tell him I'm doing something new to get perspective and he has a good laugh about how there are only two genders and then gets frustrated with P.C. culture.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I had to look up Slothrust and they are real bad

https://youtu.be/31gBizKYAnc

dk2m
May 6, 2009
went to some lovely local black metal show, turned out the band playing was affiliated with fascism so it was a weird mix of skinheads, nazis and nationalist types that all apparently hated each other? that was the whitest show i’ve been to and some big rear end white dude sporting an SS tattoo bought me a beer even though i’m not white so that was cool

ditty bout my clitty
May 28, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

yogizh posted:

Too Short. A touch of oldschool. My special skill is to have fun in weird places, this festival is not so terrible if you really look closelier.

Edit: Why the gently caress do they call tickets "tix" ?



What the gently caress is up with that bottle?

Barudak
May 7, 2007

ditty bout my clitty posted:

What the gently caress is up with that bottle?

Have you not seen a liquid detergent bottle in the states?

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Dignity Van Houten
Jul 28, 2006

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ditty bout my clitty posted:

What the gently caress is up with that bottle?

This is the superior way to dispense drinks. Shame they only sell laundry detergent in them. The trick once you drain them is to swish around an ammonia based cleaner that breaks down the detergent (and obviously, rinse with water) before filling with your beverage of choice. Our house we keep them in the fridge and use them for small batch ginger kombutcha

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