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Jesustheastronaut!
Mar 9, 2014




Lipstick Apathy
This is a thread for all my fellow jizz lovers out there. Jizz of all sorts - jizz-wail, glitz, hell I'll even settle for some ol' timey jatz when the mood's right and I'm flying my beat up VCX down the trading lanes of the Inner Rim and I just HAVE to get a nice earful of that sweet, sweet jizz. From the smooth, deep vibrato of the Clak Beepbox of Clak'dor VII, to the high pitched, energetic tones of an old fashioned slitherhorn like the late great Doda Bodonawieedo used to blow, there's really nothing better than some smooth jizz. So how about it GBS? Let's pull out our peel rods and ploong sounders and get down and dirty and really take it all in. Also i love cum

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Jesustheastronaut!
Mar 9, 2014




Lipstick Apathy
I'll start things off with the defacto jizz standard. Of course, I'm not a huge fan of the unorthodox instrumentation used by the mud hut dwellers of the system Sol, but you have to admit there is something charming in the simplicity of how they jizz on earth.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mzu4VRuLAW0

Fucked-Up Little Dog
Aug 26, 2008

Posting live from the nightmare future of Web 3.0




Scratchmo

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Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
I like to jizz

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Beefaroni makes your cum taste horrible, ironically.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

For jizz-le my nizz-le!

That's what I shout when I'm enjoying some hot jizz beats fresh on the streets with my homies.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I also tried shouting that in the office a few times but was asked to stop. Totally uncool.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
send not to know for whom the nizzle jizzles
it jizzles for thee

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*
jizz is ok, just sometimes it's a little thick and i choke. that's when the food processor in the back of my throat becomes a liability, but I always tell them that they need to be on a cashew-free diet for at least two weeks prior.

they never listen :eyeroll:

Jesustheastronaut!
Mar 9, 2014




Lipstick Apathy
Wow! It really is inspiring to see such a passionate love for jizz in GBS. To be honest, there's a few of you posting in this thread already that I've secretly suspected were rabid lovers of jizz, like myself, for quite a while now. It's so refreshing to have a safe place where we can really soak it up so to speak.

Here's another jizz ballad that I think you all will like. This one really transports me away to the distant world of Tatooine and has all the great qualities of jizz I think we can all appreciate.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dWzhaXtg0w

Jizz is a blast!

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


I'm a jizz wailer

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Linux Pirate posted:

I'm a jizz wailer

Jizzwalla's 'Counting Blue Balls' got me through some pretty tough times in my youth.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
jizzin in the morning
jizzin in the evening
jizzin at suppertime
when you live at the mos eisley cantina on tatooine,
you can be jizzin anytime

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
haha gently caress, wow man *wiping sweat off brow*
you almost had me going there

*lowers crossbow*

yek_no_mpoysp
Mar 6, 2019

by FactsAreUseless
Jizz is ok, but I mostly prefer jazz.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

yek_no_mpoysp posted:

Jizz is ok, but I mostly prefer jazz.

Don't be lewd

yek_no_mpoysp
Mar 6, 2019

by FactsAreUseless

Moridin920 posted:

Don't be lewd

*posts selfie*

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


I could see jizz wailers playing this in a lovely bar on nar shaddaa

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcvYcp-swP4

It has that jizz sound

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


Also can we talk about Star Wars' version of hip hop, Skeet?

Entorwellian
Jun 30, 2006

Northern Flicker
Anna's Hummingbird

Sorry, but the people have spoken.



Didn't use the tag; voted 1.

Jesustheastronaut!
Mar 9, 2014




Lipstick Apathy

Entorwellian posted:

Didn't use the tag; voted 1.

No, I did not. Because this thread is for discussing the exotic and far out zounds of jizz. They say it the only thing that has the power to bring Geonosians and Kaminoans together, likely in a dimly lit cantina, sharing a finely rolled Millaflower cigarette

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Entorwellian posted:

Didn't use the tag; voted 1.

MaliciousBiz
Mar 28, 2010

I Pay to Poast on Internet
Same. And to a lesser extent: Splooge.

Kibbles n Shits
Apr 8, 2006

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Fun Shoe
I'm starting a Jizz trio called "Three Jizzers". PM me if you can play the Chindinkalu flute.

yek_no_mpoysp
Mar 6, 2019

by FactsAreUseless
I can play the keyboard, but only with goo on it.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
There's this new prank fad at the office where you jizz on another guys chair or keyboard, wait for them to sit down or touch the keyboard and then yell "JIZZ CONTAAAACT!"

It's been going on for weeks and I loving hate it.

Tite Barnacle
Jun 4, 2014

Meowdy Purrdner

Grimey Drawer
I have cum here to chew bubblegum and eat jizz. And I'm all out of jizz.
*chews bubblegum menacingly*

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
I love to listen to the Jizz stylings of B.J. Dart.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Perhaps predictably, this thread has gotten a little heated.
I just want to assure all of you, there's PLENTY of jizz to go around.
No matter how much you love jizz, there's jizz for everyone here!
Smooth licks?
A nice hot jam?
Maybe even some good ol funk.

I guarantee you you will get your jizz.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Layers of sun-crusting jizz on berry brown sunset tan boobs, like two plump glazed olive loafs in an Amber hued Kenny Rogers roasters at the dawn of mankind. Mmmmm.

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

Are we really not gonna talk about this??

ZerkeR
Apr 8, 2003

*Brzzt!*
Properly cured, jizz can be smoked. Sprinkle it on top of your favourite herb, my preference is green tea.

A most enjoyable hobby for those with adventurous tastes.

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
I hate jizz. That’s why I’m always trying to give it away

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

The Management posted:

I hate jizz. That’s why I’m always trying to give it away

Jizz is like love. The more you share it, the more you have.

spank my snatch
Jun 4, 2009

sometimes I like to close my eyes and just let the jizz flow over me

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
They say rakghoul jizz is infectious.

Bodhidharma
Jul 2, 2011

"virgin no more! virgin no more!" i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob
What is your favorite jizz instrument? For me, it's the peel rod followed by the humble jizz-box.

lonter
Oct 12, 2012
he ha hi ho hu

Goons Are Gifts
Jan 1, 1970

I'm gay.

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Non Poster
Jan 26, 2019

by FactsAreUseless
Understandable why incels are so angry.

I'd be angry if Michael Jackson had more sex than me, too!

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