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just took all my heart medication and half a bottle of cbd gummies 
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Apr 3, 2019 18:38
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ate an entire package of bandaids then warshed it down with a half tube of preparation H
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Apr 3, 2019 18:38
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I'm pretty sure it'd be lethal so I'm going to give it a strong pass.
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Apr 3, 2019 18:40
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I stuck a big bottle of laxatives up my butt and I don't think they're working 
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Apr 3, 2019 18:41
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Apr 3, 2019 18:43
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Colonel Cancer posted:I stuck a big bottle of laxatives up my butt and I don't think they're working 1 poo poo it back out 2 remove plastic wrapper from bottle 3 reinsert 4 profit
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Apr 3, 2019 18:44
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numbertwoposter posted:1 poo poo it back out Oh. Thanks! Are you a doctor?
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Apr 3, 2019 18:45
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I'm trying to jack it but I don't think my drug cabinet is getting turned on
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Apr 3, 2019 18:50
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lol masturbate
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currently eating butt cream from the tube 
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Apr 3, 2019 18:53
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Gently massaging fish oil into the inner thigh.
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Do not eat cotton balls. That poo poo will gently caress you up.
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Colonel Cancer posted:Oh. Thanks! Are you a doctor? not quite but i don't shy from administering colonoscopies if that's what you're asking
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Apr 3, 2019 19:00
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poverty goat posted:Do not eat cotton balls. That poo poo will gently caress you up. Mr T ate my cotton balls.
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Apr 3, 2019 19:01
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OP there's nothing but skincare products in there and I don't want to eat a mud mask.
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You're joking if you think I'll be able to get hard knowing I just downed $75 worth of Valtrex pal, get real!
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Apr 3, 2019 19:19
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Okay, but this jacket is very warm considering everything I just ate was everything always made of rainbows?
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Apr 3, 2019 19:23
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This is either the longest ejaculation ever or I died
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a mysterious cloak posted:This is either the longest ejaculation ever or I died report back when it's over
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Apr 3, 2019 19:39
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drat, that preparation H really gives you a lift! wooo!
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Apr 3, 2019 19:41
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All I have in my medicine cabinet is vitamin c pills and some advil 
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Apr 3, 2019 19:51
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holy poo poo there's a lot of insulin in here. insulin's just sugar worter right?
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I took a whole bottle of hypertension pills and now the blood pressure in my dick is negative (ie I now have a vagina)
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Apr 3, 2019 20:06
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I just drank 4 bottles of kids cough syrup. My kid never likes the taste. Now I feel slee
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bird with big dick posted:I took a whole bottle of hypertension pills and now the blood pressure in my dick is negative (ie I now have a vagina) is it poking out the other side now? you might want to check
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unpleasantly turgid posted:holy poo poo there's a lot of insulin in here. insulin's just sugar worter right?
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Apr 3, 2019 20:12
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i took all my penis enlargement pills and my balls are freaking HUGE now
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Apr 3, 2019 20:14
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Dude I just downed like 400mg of valiuxjdbcbeksowkms T lloovvve u guyzz
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Mozi posted:drat, that preparation H really gives you a lift! wooo! Use it under your eyes. It does make you look less tired. I have some expired diet pills that I bought from eBay years ago. They’re called EXTREME FAT BURN or something dumb. I’d take them all but I’d probably just poop myself to death.
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Apr 3, 2019 22:00
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Joke's on you OP, my medicine cabinet is currently full of delicious toothpaste
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'bout to get real hosed up on mouthwash and cough syrup! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOCdIY_HKM4
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I just choked down an entire tiger dick, a quarter of a rhino horn, and a pint of bat blood, and I don't even need to jack it to shoot these ropes right now, it's like being thirteen again. Thanks OP and thanks miracles of modern medicine!
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Apr 4, 2019 05:14
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i've got two nyquil bottles in there. Can you die from nyquil?
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Apr 4, 2019 05:26
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I just swallowed over 100 of those pills that turn into sponge dinosaurs when you put them in water
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Apr 4, 2019 05:56
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Nuts and Gum posted:i've got two nyquil bottles in there. No, but ingesting a lot of dextromethorphan over a long period of time is thought to cause brain damage, though the research is inconclusive on humans. Make yourself a flaming moe.
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numbertwoposter posted:not quite but i don't shy from administering colonoscopies if that's what you're asking I wasn’t sure it was working so I took it out, then put it back in, then took it out again a few more times. Can I subscribe to your newsletter?
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la di da mister millionaire, buying the mirror with the shelves behind it! i take my medicine out of a trough next to my compost barrel, like everyone else in Real America.
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Apr 4, 2019 06:11
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Ok I just downed a 500 count bottle of ibuprofen. When does this bad boy kick in?
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I just downed a whole bottle of antidepressants and now I can’t feel my dick but I’m not too bothered by it.
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