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LiterallyAnything
Jul 11, 2008

by vyelkin
Candida Auris kind of sounds like the subject of an Exit Mundi scenario, and it seems to have a lot of people worried.

quote:

Candida auris is an emerging fungus that presents a serious global health threat. CDC is concerned about C. auris for three main reasons:

It is often multidrug-resistant, meaning that it is resistant to multiple antifungal drugs commonly used to treat Candida infections.
It is difficult to identify with standard laboratory methods, and it can be misidentified in labs without specific technology. Misidentification may lead to inappropriate management.
It has caused outbreaks in healthcare settings. For this reason, it is important to quickly identify C. auris in a hospitalized patient so that healthcare facilities can take special precautions to stop its spread.
CDC.gov

The Last Of Us is based on the Cordyceps fungus, but Candida Auris is scarier-

quote:

The man at Mount Sinai died after 90 days in the hospital, but C. auris did not. Tests showed it was everywhere in his room, so invasive that the hospital needed special cleaning equipment and had to rip out some of the ceiling and floor tiles to eradicate it.

“Everything was positive — the walls, the bed, the doors, the curtains, the phones, the sink, the whiteboard, the poles, the pump,” said Dr. Scott Lorin, the hospital’s president. “The mattress, the bed rails, the canister holes, the window shades, the ceiling, everything in the room was positive.”

quote:

A study the British government funded projects that if policies are not put in place to slow the rise of drug resistance, 10 million people could die worldwide of all such infections in 2050, eclipsing the eight million expected to die that year from cancer.
NYTimes.com

quote:

Chicago area is a hotspot for Candida auris.

Since May 2016, the Illinois Department of Public Health has logged 158 cases — 95 in Chicago, 56 elsewhere in Cook County and seven in DuPage, Lake and Will counties. That’s second only to New York and New Jersey, which together have seen more than 400 reported cases.
Chicago.Suntimes.com

quote:

As of late January, the CDC says, 590 cases have been reported in the U.S., across 12 states.

While that’s still a relatively small amount, the number has more than doubled from the 243 cases of a year earlier.
ConsumerReports.org

quote:

In the last decade, four different strains of the multidrug-resistant yeast have been reported in more than 30 countries around the globe. All have proven difficult to detect, and hard to eradicate.
CBC.ca

quote:

But how we got here is a mystery: While the fungus seems to have cropped up relatively recently, its genetics reveal distinct groups that evolved apart, on different continents.
"We really can't explain that ... unless it goes back thousands of years," said Dr. Tom Chiller, chief of the CDC's Mycotic Diseases Branch.
CNN.com

quote:

"We don’t really know why globally this bug has burst on the scene all over the world." he said. "We're seeing it in hospitals – we have a problem obviously in New York and New Jersey, but we see it in Spain, the United Kingdom, South Africa, other places."
USAToday.com


It almost looks petroleum-based, like Styrofoam or something-



Hope?

UMN.edu

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Biotechnology company Scynexis, Inc., is reporting early but promising results from a phase 3 trial of a novel drug for treating invasive Candida auris infections.

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pram
Jun 10, 2001
i dont think jizz is supposed to look like that see a doctor op

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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lol @ this glorified yeast infection fungus. It only has like a 40% mortality rate and that's in people with compromised immune systems

I say bring it on

guestimate
Nov 10, 2011

Blame Candida

kalel
Jun 19, 2012

there's so many doomsday scenarios that a loving fungus doesn't even register a blip on the zero-day-dar

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
i hope the world gets wrecked right before i die a natural death. winning!

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.
could it be a form of fungal warfare where it was made from other strains which is why the dna seems to be from all over the globe

Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Dow chemical probably still has the recipe for napalm so not seeing a problem here.

CloFan
Nov 6, 2004

Thanks for link to exit mundi, op

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
here lies humanity, pwned by oral thrush

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


Turns out all those candida diet books were actually giving people the fungus

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001
I certainly am... a... FUNGI

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

LiterallyAnything posted:

It almost looks petroleum-based, like Styrofoam or something-


there are many microbes that look like this on a plate, it looks normal.

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

CloFan posted:

Thanks for link to exit mundi, op
exit mundi owns

http://realultimatepower.net

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


guestimate posted:

Blame Candida

Ha

Relayer
Sep 18, 2002
niceee

luchajones
Jan 28, 2018

I have no beard, and I must scream
It's just the King from the Mario movie

Im Ready for DEATH
Oct 5, 2016

Ive been hoping for something to wipe out mad humans, but I feel like this fungus is going to let me down and somehow we'll figure out a way to beat it in the end. It's so disappointing to get your hopes up on the pale horse of pestilence only to find out later that it was Fake News, just something hyped up by lame journalist bitches to get clicks. :(

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Im Ready for DEATH posted:

Ive been hoping for something to wipe out mad humans, but I feel like this fungus is going to let me down and somehow we'll figure out a way to beat it in the end. It's so disappointing to get your hopes up on the pale horse of pestilence only to find out later that it was Fake News, just something hyped up by lame journalist bitches to get clicks. :(

trust the fungus

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Juffo-Wup is inevitable

Hairy Busey
Jan 5, 2019

by FactsAreUseless
Sounds like these foreign invaders are insidious indeed

Relin
Oct 6, 2002

You have been a most worthy adversary, but in every game, there are winners and there are losers. And as you know, in this game, losers get robotizicized!
old/immuno compromised people dying isnt a problem for human survival. people will revert to younger ages to produce kids if there was an apocalypse. i mean, society might collapse mostly, but humans wont be wiped out by this. climate change is going to looooong before some virulent disease

COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Yeah really by 2050 I fully expect to be spraying chrome paint into my face and yelling witness. Can't be worried about some fungus.

Comrayn
Jul 22, 2008
In the event of an apocalypse, I will simply revert to a younger age.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Fungus is the king of this earth. Not even kidding, trees and vegetation on this planet owe their wide networks and spread to mycorrhizal fungi that form a vast highway of nutritional webs stretching for miles and miles, operating in symbiosis with the trees that provide us with air.

Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

Come at me scrub-lord I'm ripped!
If the fungus isn't wanted the body has a way of shutting it down

Kak
Sep 27, 2002
magic mushrooms are going to take over my brain once i grow these spores

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.
Wasn't expecting the superbug that wipes out humanity to be fungus but I'm not picky, woohoo let's get this apocalypse started

13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008

I've got tiiits that swingle dangle dingle




Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Fungus is the king of this earth. Not even kidding, trees and vegetation on this planet owe their wide networks and spread to mycorrhizal fungi that form a vast highway of nutritional webs stretching for miles and miles, operating in symbiosis with the trees that provide us with air.

Would you say the fungus...is among us?

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

13Pandora13 posted:

Would you say the fungus...is among us?

It's actual worming and writhing through my rear end in a top hat if you must ask.

13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008

I've got tiiits that swingle dangle dingle




Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

It's actual worming and writhing through my rear end in a top hat if you must ask.

Try switching to a cotton yoga body suit I guess?

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

13Pandora13 posted:

Try switching to a cotton yoga body suit I guess?

As if.

End boss Of SGaG*
Aug 9, 2000
I REPORT EVERY POST I READ!
thanks for the link to shitlicking memers

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

500 good dogs posted:

I certainly am... a... FUNGI

lmfbo

Hairy Busey
Jan 5, 2019

by FactsAreUseless
Nice try op but your chicken little act just got roasted

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Hairy Busey posted:

Nice try op but your chicken little act just got roasted

Roast my dick on the spit that is your mouth bitch!!

Hairy Busey
Jan 5, 2019

by FactsAreUseless

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Roast my dick on the spit that is your mouth bitch!!

You want me to drive a stick through your dick?

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Hairy Busey posted:

You want me to drive a stick through your dick?

Um, sexy rear end bitch poster that is Hairy Busey? I meant put my ding dong in your mouth.

Hairy Busey
Jan 5, 2019

by FactsAreUseless

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Um, sexy rear end bitch poster that is Hairy Busey? I meant put my ding dong in your mouth.

Im considering a name chsnge to hairy bussy. Or perhaps a hybrid as hairy bussey

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jiggerypokery
Feb 1, 2012

...But I could hardly wait six months with a red hot jape like that under me belt.

Drug resistant? Has no one tried peer pressure?

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