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At the hospital with my wife we think she has baby. Wish us luck. |
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Rationale posted:At the hospital with my wife we think she has baby. Wish us luck. good luck!! babby birthdays are good, especially birthday 0
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Apr 23, 2019 06:40
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Rationale posted:At the hospital with my wife we think she has baby. Wish us luck. good luck!
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Apr 23, 2019 06:44
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Thank you guys the doctor says we might have jumped the gun. |
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Apr 23, 2019 06:58
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Good luck and I hope the baby majes an appearance soon!!! Is this your first?
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Apr 23, 2019 07:21
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hamjobs posted:Good luck and I hope the baby majes an appearance soon!!! Is this your first? It’s my first. It’ll be my dads tenth grandkid. We’re thinking Riley adelbert atm |
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Apr 23, 2019 07:27
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Rationale posted:It’s my first. It’ll be my dads tenth grandkid. We’re thinking Riley adelbert atm I love that! Goongrats on the first; they're always a learning experience!
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Apr 23, 2019 07:33
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Rationale posted:Thank you guys the doctor says we might have jumped the gun. Babies are not supposed to have guns.
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Apr 23, 2019 09:31
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hamjobs posted:I love that! Goongrats on the first; they're always a learning experience! Also Riley is a p cool name imho - different but without being made up and having an deliberately odd spelling. e: rest of comment dumb and poor attempt at humor while stoned that didn't really work. Hope baby and mother are doing well OP and good luck on first kid! 
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Apr 23, 2019 09:36
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Woah good luck to you and your family and your first formed babby since it also has a tough job and happy birthday to you all!!
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Apr 23, 2019 11:40
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Apr 23, 2019 12:45
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Rationale posted:Thank you guys the doctor says we might have jumped the gun. Uxzuigal posted:Babies are not supposed to have guns. https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Apr 23, 2019 12:55
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cda posted:You can't "have" a baby What if you pair it with a fine red wine? https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Apr 23, 2019 12:55
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Uxzuigal posted:Babies are not supposed to have guns. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6Pb4_0BVs8
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Apr 23, 2019 12:56
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Nothing can beat the experience of having a first kid. You can't even put it into words to tell someone about it. It's also very fun to sit there and think "oh, that bitch has no idea what is coming" Some people who never had kids and it will be their first, think they can still lead the same life style. cute. |
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Apr 23, 2019 14:19
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Congrats op. May your early days be easier than mine. (seriously) |
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Apr 23, 2019 15:21
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now you have someone to inherit your lands and titles, and avenge your death if you are slain in battle becoming a parent feels like joining the biggest, oldest club in human history |
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Apr 23, 2019 16:13
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where is babby???? someone serve them the uterine eviction notice, we want to buy the baby an account
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Apr 23, 2019 16:18
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hamjobs posted:where is babby???? someone serve them the uterine eviction notice, we want to buy the baby an account
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Apr 23, 2019 16:55
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Congrats on your first doctor. |
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Apr 23, 2019 17:04
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WHEW we were trying to do it old school and she was making me hold her hips during contractions but then at about 36 hours she cracked and went for an epidural So now there’s an end in sight at least |
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Rationale posted:WHEW we were trying to do it old school and she was making me hold her hips during contractions but then at about 36 hours she cracked and went for an epidural i will burn some weed for her in her honor! she's doing something magical and also i hope she does not break every bone in your body! gonna put money on the little yob being an excellent poster straight out of the womb
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♩♬♩ OOOOohh OOOOOH OOOooohh! SNAIL WITH HUMAN TITTIES ~~~ ♩♬♩ ♬♫♪ ooooooooooh ooooh oooOOH! SNAIL WITH HUMAN TITTIES ~~~ ♪♫♬ ♩♫♩ FULLY NOURISHING SNAIL THAT I CANT RESIST! HUMNAN ♩♫♩ ♫♫♪ SUSTENANCE SNAIL. APPETIZING SNAIL THAT SATISFIES ME! ♪♫♫ (all choked up) Their first words... |
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google THIS posted:♩♬♩ OOOOohh OOOOOH OOOooohh! SNAIL WITH HUMAN TITTIES ~~~ ♩♬♩ so beautiful ;__;
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Apr 23, 2019 21:18
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do u think they will let them baby slap them back when they slapp the buttock
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Apr 23, 2019 21:19
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Apr 23, 2019 21:59
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lemme tell you all about my babies: my first baby was born a month early, on the very day that total war rome 2 was to be released. i had preordered it and everything and was looking forward to playing it. turns out the poor little guy was sick for a few days so we ended up staying in the hospital for a week, and so of course i wasn't thinking about the game. also turns out that the game was unplayable with a bunch of bugs and got a series of emergency patches to make it playable over the next few weeks. what i'm saying is, things work out. second baby was so enormously fat that he didn't fit in a size newborn diaper, and had to move to size 1 immediately  it was always really funny to see him next to normal sized kids his age and he looked like he had swallowed another baby.third baby's first complete sentences were "put me down" and "let go of me" |
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Apr 23, 2019 22:09
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was your third baby a seaman |
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Apr 23, 2019 22:26
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Stoner Sloth posted:Also Riley is a p cool name imho - different but without being made up and having an deliberately odd spelling. Riley is my actual last name please do not use it as that would be cultural appropriation
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Apr 23, 2019 22:31
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:Riley is my actual last name please do not use it as that would be cultural appropriation Shut it normal-sitter this baby can take your name AND your hamburgers
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Apr 23, 2019 23:03
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HURRY UP HUMAN OFFSPRING THERE ARE MANY THINGS TO DO LIKE GET SPOGET AND DRINK BOX WINE WITH YOUR DEAR AUNT HAMJOBS
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Apr 23, 2019 23:04
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I had a baby once, but then the baby got big and went to college and I miss him very much
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Apr 23, 2019 23:35
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I'll loan you mine. In college but constantly at my house eating my snacks.
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Apr 23, 2019 23:51
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ill have what she’s having
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Apr 23, 2019 23:57
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beast wishes op i had first babby 3.5 months ago and she amazing |
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Apr 23, 2019 23:57
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best wishes but also beast wishes rawr |
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Farecoal posted:was your third baby a seaman i didn't realize it at the time, but looking back at old photos, the signs were all there 
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canyoneer posted:i didn't realize it at the time, but looking back at old photos, the signs were all there Yup. You got a little swimmer.
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where’s the spinach though
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Having a baby is the best excuse I've found yet for having stains all over my shirt at all times |
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