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Hey listen guys, try not to swear around the kids this year ok? The wife was completely all over my back when elliott picked up the c-word, and well, I guess I agree with her, but I'd rather not have her attacking me too.
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standing awkwardly outside my tent with a "lemon party?" sign, but all the other dead gay greying wrinkled fucks just walk past me and refuse to make eye contact
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May 21, 2019 03:37
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Mimesweeper posted:standing awkwardly outside my tent with a "lemon party?" sign, but all the other dead gay greying wrinkled fucks just walk past me and refuse to make eye contact
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May 21, 2019 03:39
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so any ladies here on their first divorce looking to rebound? I got weed and pills
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May 21, 2019 03:43
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my back is hosed up from sleeping in a tent anyone have aspirin?
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May 21, 2019 03:45
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*eats some acid*
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Angela Lansburial posted:my back is hosed up from sleeping in a tent Nah man, asprin is good for a headache but for muscle pain you should take aleve. Trust me, my PT person told me about this. I have printouts if you want some good stretches too.
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May 21, 2019 03:47
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Hmm this place sucks. *eats some more acid*
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May 21, 2019 03:47
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 is completely normal in 2019 - need to update the smilies outside the tent
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May 21, 2019 03:53
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Hey guys my hemorrhoids are acting up something fierce so I can’t participate in the hide and seek, if anyone needs some I have a fresh tube of anusol plus
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May 21, 2019 04:00
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I don't know if rear end to mouth is a great idea I have irritable bowel syndrome and it could act up
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May 21, 2019 04:01
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I wonder what the gently caress is on TV tonight
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May 21, 2019 04:03
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Sits round the campfire and watches as a fellow old goon removes his hand from under his decrepit girlfriend's dress, his gnarled fingers glistening with poo poo.
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May 21, 2019 04:11
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those ancient 10 bc (before cuck) activities
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May 21, 2019 04:12
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FactsAreUseless posted:What the hell kind of gay greying wrinkled gently caress wants to skip a lemon party? i know i thought this plan was foolproof
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May 21, 2019 04:23
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I brought a bunch of 'Tan' from my old pal McAfee, he said it would help for sure
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May 21, 2019 05:00
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You guys who wants Miller lite?
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May 21, 2019 05:05
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Guys there's a van down the parking lot stocked full of larping foam equipment, but I couldn't find the owner. Anyways I'm off gotta put the kids in bed and take out the trash.
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May 21, 2019 05:14
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*Connects to blutooth DJ Speaker* OK what do you guys want to hear? I've got some 311, K0rn, 3 Doors Down... maybe some random 90s hits? Oh, you want hip hop? Sorry, I have really varied musical tastes but I'm not into Rap and Hip Hop.
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May 21, 2019 05:18
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Come on guys it's 9:00pm. Can you turn the music down please?MC Hawking posted:You guys who wants Miller lite? Right here buddy!
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May 21, 2019 05:26
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Did anyone bring that generator? Boy you won't want to see me in the morning if I don't get my drat CPAP working.
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a five ton mound of pulsating goon flesh in the middle of the woods. every once in a while an errant rubber is flung from the pile. the ground oozes lubricant. the mountain cares not why climbed.
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May 21, 2019 05:31
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May 21, 2019 05:38
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*attends buttcoin “debate”*
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May 21, 2019 05:51
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Aw sweet time for Old Man Lowtax's speech! 
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May 21, 2019 05:54
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*Is 39 years old and still awkwardly hangs out in a corner until someone talks about 16 bit games*
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*Senses the mood change when the 21 Golden Manbaby Salute to Fallen Goons actually has names of people that have passed away. Realizes the list is uncomfortably long*
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SCROTO TURBOSPERG posted:a five ton mound of pulsating goon flesh in the middle of the woods. every once in a while an errant rubber is flung from the pile. the ground oozes lubricant. the mountain cares not why climbed. Sign me the gently caress up.
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May 21, 2019 06:14
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Nature is repulsive. You expect me to PAY to go into it?
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May 21, 2019 07:12
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Chief McHeath posted:Hmm this place sucks. *goes in search of this guy*
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May 21, 2019 07:14
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Honestly I'd totally be down for a goon camp. With age comes reservation and wisdom so I think the creep factor would be slightly lowered at least.
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May 21, 2019 07:26
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Hmph, you brought your stuff in backpacks? No, that's cool... I've got everything I need for the whole weekend in my cargo jorts
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May 21, 2019 07:39
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FilthyImp posted:Aw sweet time for Old Man Lowtax's speech!
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May 21, 2019 07:40
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hey dude can i hit your vape
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May 21, 2019 10:05
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I'm disappointed that there aren't enough gay dads to fill a whole picnic table. Not because I'm one, I just think it would be cool to have a whole table of gay dads to say "so what".
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May 21, 2019 10:21
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*eats Chief McHeath's acid, gives some to Vato*
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May 21, 2019 10:27
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FilthyImp posted:awkwardly hangs out in a corner until someone talks about 16 bit games
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May 21, 2019 10:54
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Guys, if you're going to have an orgy, can you keep the noise down? I got to cover an early shift at Burger King tomorrow.
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May 21, 2019 10:54
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Ronnie posted:Guys, if you're going to have an orgy, can you keep the noise down? I got to cover an early shift at Burger King tomorrow. No Now why aren't you in here?
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I'll trade you my special edition of Mangosteen Nectar for Fragmaster's leaked sex tape. I want it purely for the collectible value I assure you.
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