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A tiny rocket flies across Elon Musk's luxurious office and carefully perches itself on a landing pad near the window. Rachael: Do you like our rocket? Deckard: It's artificial? Rachael: Of course it is. A real one would be far too big to fit in here Deckard: Must be expensive. Rachael: Very. But re-usability is rapidly reducing the cost of contemporary space travel. "All those moments will be lost in time, like a fart in the wind. Time to die." Roy falls off the roof while taking a selfie. |
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J. Sebastian: "They're my friends. I hired them, through FriendR. Well not 'hired' exactly, you see..." |
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Rachael: Is this testing whether I'm a replicant or a lesbian, Mr. Deckard? Deckard: Oh, I would never assume gender or sexual binaries.
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Bryant: Millenials are buying fewer houses and diamonds, ruining the economy. Baby Boomers worried that they might make up their own economies, less reliant on the destructive ways of the past. So they built in a fail-safe device. Deckard: Which is what? Bryant: Four year college degree.
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*EPIC POLICE FAIL COP SHOOTS STRIPPER IN BACK SIX TIMES AS SHE RUNS THROUGH A DOZEN PLATE GLASS WINDOWS WATCH THIS* |
# ? Jun 20, 2019 00:12 |
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Rent too high? Your new life awaits you in the off-city-limits suburbs |
# ? Jun 20, 2019 00:14 |
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Edward James Olmos smiles, shouting over toward Deckard. "You've done a police fighter's job today. Yes... I saw that meme." |
# ? Jun 20, 2019 00:15 |
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joke_explainer posted:*EPIC POLICE FAIL COP SHOOTS STRIPPER IN BACK SIX TIMES AS SHE RUNS THROUGH A DOZEN PLATE GLASS WINDOWS WATCH THIS*
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# ? Jun 20, 2019 00:33 |
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Gaff: Omae wa mou shindeiru Sushi Master: He say you under arrest, Mr. Deckard. Deckard: Got the wrong guy, pal. Gaff: Am I Kawaii, Blade Runner-chan!? Sushi Master: He say you Blade Runner. Deckard: Tell him I'm eating. Gaff: I-It's not like I like you or anything...BAKA! Deckard: Tsundere, huh? Sushi Master: Hai!
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We need someone to hunt down those replicants. We need the right people for it. People will integrity, skill and no boundaries. That are made for this job. *opens LinkedIn*
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# ? Jun 20, 2019 01:31 |
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My mother...let me tell you about my mother. I still live with her because of my student debt.
I back the blue! |
# ? Jun 20, 2019 03:44 |
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"I'm on the roof." -text from Uber driver.
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code:
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# ? Jun 20, 2019 07:28 |
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we have to consider the possibility that the president is a replicant |
# ? Jun 20, 2019 09:01 |
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You mean, like, there might be more of this version?? Someone call Harrison Ford.
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# ? Jun 20, 2019 11:48 |
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meep meep
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# ? Jun 20, 2019 15:42 |
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joke_explainer posted:*EPIC POLICE FAIL COP SHOOTS STRIPPER IN BACK SIX TIMES AS SHE RUNS THROUGH A DOZEN PLATE GLASS WINDOWS WATCH THIS* |
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Bad Purchase posted:My mother...let me tell you about my mother. I still live with her because of my student debt. GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:Bryant: Millenials are buying fewer houses and diamonds, ruining the economy. Baby Boomers worried that they might make up their own economies, less reliant on the destructive ways of the past. So they built in a fail-safe device. |
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Just watching c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate on Youtube. joke_explainer posted:Keep my memories from being lost like tears in the rain by slamming that like button and subscribing. If you like what this replicant is getting up to, leave a comment below. If you don't like it, leave a comment anyway and let me know what you'd like to see in the channel. |
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Sebastian's friends are a bunch of real dolls and body pillows |
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Okay Google, enhance 45 and 32. Okay Google, pull back. Okay Google, stop. | |
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The Clowner posted:Okay Google, enhance 45 and 32. Okay Google, pull back. Okay Google, stop.
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i want more avocados, fucker | |
# ? Jun 20, 2019 22:00 |
lol but posted:i want more avocados, fucker |
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occupy tyrell corporation |
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protests erupt calling for a ban on assault-style blasters after a troubled teen, bullied for being a replicant, shoots up her high school. supporters share images on social media of the weapon used in the attack, highlighting that it has over 20 bullet count LEDs. I back the blue! |
# ? Jun 21, 2019 20:39 |
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an anime pillow got a gun and now deckard must hunt it down
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:Rachael: Is this testing whether I'm a replicant or a lesbian, Mr. Deckard? . ---------------- |
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"Okay Dennis, we just need to perform a couple of small tests." "And then I'll be free to go?" "Of course. As you know, you're suspected of being a Replicant, so we need to make sure you're really human. Otherwise...we can't exactly let you leave here. Surely, you understand." "Yeah...yeah, okay." "Don't worry, you just need to do what comes naturally, okay?" "Okay." "Great. Here, take this." "What is this, a cell phone?" "Yeah, it's a cell phone." "What, uh...okay..." [cell phone starts ringing] "..." "..." "Aren't you going to answer the phone, Dennis?" "No." "Are you sure?" "Uh...yeah." "Alright Dennis, you're free to go." "Wait, aren't there more tests?" "Well, usually there are, but you passed this one so convincingly that I'm absolutely certain you're human." "Oh, uh, cool. Well...goodbye I guess." "Goodbye Dennis." |
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RazzleDazzleHour posted:"Okay Dennis, we just need to perform a couple of small tests." |
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RazzleDazzleHour posted:"Okay Dennis, we just need to perform a couple of small tests." |
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RazzleDazzleHour posted:"Okay Dennis, we just need to perform a couple of small tests."
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RazzleDazzleHour posted:"Okay Dennis, we just need to perform a couple of small tests." ---------------- |
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I back the blue! |
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