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Homo Simpson: by Smythe

Meeting the guys at the bowling alley for a night away from the wifeys. "Idk about you guys, but I NEEDED tonight."

# ? Jul 23, 2019 05:40

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# ? Jun 7, 2024 23:40

Piso Mojado

divorcing the wife and leaving my kids so I can bowl with the boys for life

# ? Jul 23, 2019 05:42

google THIS

Shuffling a handful of cigars with a smoldering playing card clenched between my teeth.

I'm a little new at this fellas but I think I got the gist of it.

# ? Jul 23, 2019 19:13

google THIS

Constantly trying to get everyone's attention by saying "Guys, guys, hey guys," to increase the sense of manly camaraderie.

# ? Jul 23, 2019 19:14

Goons Are Gifts

We just need to be exactly this uncomfortably loud that our wives refers to us as "the boys".

# ? Jul 23, 2019 19:30

mailorder bees: FLUFFERNUTTER

stocking the man cave with bats, stalactites, and tiny passages you can get stuck in

thanks Manifisto!

# ? Jul 23, 2019 19:36

super sweet best pal

Going out past the city limits and turning around so we can blast The Boys Are Back in Town and pretend we're them.

# ? Jul 23, 2019 20:57

alnilam

me, heading up to bed: "Guys, 'night"

all the Guys start hootin and hollerin, busting open beers and spraying them all over, getting the cigars ready. here we go again :sigh:

_{ty manifisto}

# ? Jul 23, 2019 21:06

google THIS

Cracking open a cold Juan with the boys, hoping this autopsy will help us apprehend the serial killer targeting Latinos in the area.

# ? Jul 23, 2019 21:08

Amateur Saboteur: by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

google THIS posted:

Cracking open a cold Juan with the boys, hoping this autopsy will help us apprehend the serial killer targeting Latinos in the area.

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# ? Jul 23, 2019 21:24

alnilam

google THIS posted:

Cracking open a cold Juan with the boys, hoping this autopsy will help us apprehend the serial killer targeting Latinos in the area.

meanwhile the killer is at a typewriter composing a convincing, but ultimately fake and misleading, manifesto to send to the press.

it's guise night.

_{ty manifisto}

# ? Jul 23, 2019 21:26

Amateur Saboteur: by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Homo Simpson posted:

Meeting the guys at the bowling alley for a night away from the wifeys. "Idk about you guys, but I NEEDED tonight."

guys real spill, my wife has been closed for business. it's been over 300 days since the last accident, and I feel as though the doors are never going to re-open. not even a final liquidation. what do i do...?

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# ? Jul 23, 2019 21:33

Goons Are Gifts

google THIS posted:

Cracking open a cold Juan with the boys, hoping this autopsy will help us apprehend the serial killer targeting Latinos in the area.

# ? Jul 23, 2019 21:40

Twenty Four

making all the women go to the other side of the planet for "guys night"

# ? Jul 23, 2019 22:09

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Dearest, have you seen the cribbage board? It is time for me to retire to my gentleman's cavern for an evening with the fellows.

# ? Jul 23, 2019 22:13

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

mailorder bees! posted:

stocking the man cave with bats, stalactites, and tiny passages you can get stuck in

# ? Jul 23, 2019 23:13

The Klowner: by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

google THIS posted:

Cracking open a cold Juan with the boys, hoping this autopsy will help us apprehend the serial killer targeting Latinos in the area.

alnilam posted:

meanwhile the killer is at a typewriter composing a convincing, but ultimately fake and misleading, manifesto to send to the press.

it's guise night.

# ? Jul 23, 2019 23:38

The Klowner: by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Bumming a candy cigarette from one of the boys

# ? Jul 23, 2019 23:40

Manifisto

the holiday known as "guys night" (aka "dudeoween") actually began as the evening before the much older and stuffier mensday. celebrants (of all genders) would dress up as "guys" and go from door to door collecting such treats as tobacco products, playing cards, beer, sports paraphernelia, power tools, and occasionally automobiles.

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Jul 24, 2019 02:28

Macnult

the wife is gone! time to move the 'man cave' sign to the front door of the house

# ? Jul 24, 2019 03:22

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

No men allowed.

Guys ONLY

# ? Jul 24, 2019 04:39

Goons Are Gifts

Finally! Let's do something that from any external perspective will definitely sound dangerously homosexual.

# ? Jul 24, 2019 10:37

Homo Simpson: by Smythe

Calling it guys night to make it seem like there is in fact, a girls night.

# ? Jul 24, 2019 13:00

LastGoodBoy: Keep your mind be open window everyday

Me and "the boys" sitting around in the attic, talking about what sandwich we're having for lunch tomorrow while slapping each other on the back and screaming through the tears.

High on the hog, 90's style.

# ? Jul 24, 2019 16:36

google THIS

Got my strongest M:tG deck and my finest Cuban cigar-flavored vape juice, let us whilst away the hours without our m'ladies nagging us or begging to have their cases laundered.

# ? Jul 24, 2019 18:27

Robot Made of Meat

Goons Are Great posted:

Finally! Let's do something that from any external perspective will definitely sound dangerously homosexual.

I'm in!

drat! Did that sound dangerously homosexual?

Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

# ? Jul 25, 2019 02:14

FutonForensic

me and the boys, getting wild, getting nuts

# ? Jul 25, 2019 05:08

Goons Are Gifts

Robot Made of Meat posted:

I'm in!

drat! Did that sound dangerously homosexual?

FutonForensic posted:

me and the boys, getting wild, getting nuts

Yes.

Now, let's beat each other's prostate up!!

# ? Jul 25, 2019 11:09

alnilam

My name's Guy-to
I have manly joints
Beat up my prostate
And earn 15 silver points

_{ty manifisto}

# ? Jul 25, 2019 11:15

mailorder bees: FLUFFERNUTTER

alnilam posted:

My name's Guy-to
I have manly joints
Beat up my prostate
And earn 15 silver points

thanks Manifisto!

# ? Jul 25, 2019 14:26

Goons Are Gifts

alnilam posted:

My name's Guy-to
I have manly joints
Beat up my prostate
And earn 15 silver points

# ? Jul 25, 2019 14:33

Macnult

alnilam posted:

My name's Guy-to
I have manly joints
Beat up my prostate
And earn 15 silver points

lol

# ? Jul 25, 2019 18:24

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

a sign on the wall reads "WORK-FREE DRUG PLACE" so everyone knows it's guys night

spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

# ? Jul 25, 2019 18:41

FutonForensic

alnilam posted:

My name's Guy-to
I have manly joints
Beat up my prostate
And earn 15 silver points

# ? Jul 25, 2019 19:15

Gay Weed Dad: cool dude, flyin' high

Saying "get a load of these guys" but finally doing it for a change

# ? Jul 25, 2019 20:29

vanisher

(wife, tired at work, talking to her coworker) "ugh another guys night so the sun never set for us gals"

_{Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext}

# ? Jul 25, 2019 22:33

The Klowner: by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

alnilam posted:

My name's Guy-to
I have manly joints
Beat up my prostate
And earn 15 silver points

# ? Jul 25, 2019 23:28

The Klowner: by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Guys Night, But Girls And Non-Binary Friends Are Also Invited

# ? Jul 25, 2019 23:31

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Dis-guise night in which we all go to ComicCon and make fun of the really bad costumes

# ? Jul 26, 2019 00:36

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# ? Jun 7, 2024 23:40

FutonForensic

brothers! tonight, the night belongs to us. I have edited out all the action scenes from the film Heat, leaving nothing but the riveting emotional core, and also that scene where Al Pacino talks about asses

# ? Jul 26, 2019 01:27

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