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beer pal

just turned 30 like 15 months ago and im still getting adjusted

# ? Aug 6, 2019 18:15

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# ? Jun 4, 2024 11:33

beer pal

[talking to anyome still in their 20s] just so you know... im 30

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# ? Aug 6, 2019 18:16

alnilam

beer pal is 30 and I'm glad of it

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# ? Aug 6, 2019 18:18

beer pal

26 year old: ive got problems in my life
me, sagely: im 30

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# ? Aug 6, 2019 18:19

beer pal

30 year old, full of unearned new confidence: i just turned 30
me, nose upturned, scoffing: ive been 30 since i was 28.

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# ? Aug 6, 2019 18:24

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

I've been 30 for twelve years now and let me tell you: it's no picnic. Well, sometimes it's a picnic, but very rarely. Hardly ever have picnics nowadays in this, the twelfth year of my thirties.

# ? Aug 6, 2019 18:38

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

When I turn 54 next Thursday I will remember this thread.

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# ? Aug 6, 2019 18:41

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Splatmaster posted:

When I turn 54 next Thursday I will remember this thread.

Because I WILL turn, like sour milk; or vinegar...

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# ? Aug 6, 2019 18:59

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Splatmaster posted:

Because I WILL turn, like sour milk; or vinegar...

One moment you're Grade A Prime, the next- bottom-shelf vinegar that people use to clean their sinks with, even though "Grade A Prime" refers to meat, and I gave you a soured wine analogy.

See what I mean?

Quality slips as you slap on those years...

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# ? Aug 6, 2019 19:01

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

I've aged like a fine wine in that I'm kept in the basement until I am "ready"

# ? Aug 6, 2019 19:33

google THIS

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

I've aged like a fine wine in that I'm kept in the basement until I am "ready"

You're going to want to aerate me for a while before having a taste

# ? Aug 6, 2019 19:46

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90s adult biatch

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# ? Aug 6, 2019 19:51

object-a: by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

how many times did you have sex today?

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# ? Aug 6, 2019 19:51

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i'm 30 and still have yet to have sex

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# ? Aug 6, 2019 20:18

nut

i just turned dirty thirty

# ? Aug 6, 2019 20:18

object-a: by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

haha dirt?

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# ? Aug 6, 2019 20:19

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

still not 30 tbh

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# ? Aug 6, 2019 20:39

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

been @ it for like 28 years now, and kind of doubt i will ever get there

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# ? Aug 6, 2019 20:40

Bonaventure: by sebmojo

you do the worst Molly Shannon i've ever seen i'm sorry

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# ? Aug 6, 2019 21:05

SardonicTyrant: BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
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I'm ugly like a 30 year old but horny like a 20 year old, which I would argue is better than the reverse.

# ? Aug 6, 2019 21:39

Fredrik1: Gopherslayer

I'm 34 but I wish I was 24

# ? Aug 6, 2019 21:54

google THIS

Sorry FTPers but you're never gonna reach 30 without a hell of a lot of in-app purchases, and the 40 grind I'm currently on? Don't even get me started.

# ? Aug 6, 2019 22:05

Goons Are Gifts

lol just lol if you connect any kind of number to yourself.

I'm W and very proud of it.

# ? Aug 6, 2019 22:13

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

Goons Are Great posted:

lol just lol if you connect any kind of number to yourself.

I'm W and very proud of it.

lol awesome

# ? Aug 6, 2019 22:16

Lil Swamp Booger Baby

*Turns and whispers into last poster's ear.*

Did you hear? He's 30...

# ? Aug 6, 2019 22:19

vanisher

Wait is there a Generation Y or did I just imagine it

# ? Aug 6, 2019 23:31

FutonForensic

vanisher posted:

Wait is there a Generation Y or did I just imagine it

there was but they all turned 30

# ? Aug 6, 2019 23:39

vanisher

FutonForensic posted:

there was but they all turned 30

Good god

# ? Aug 6, 2019 23:42

redm

hi 30 im redm

# ? Aug 7, 2019 00:48

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Last day. Capricorn 15's. Year of the city - 2274. Carousel begins.

# ? Aug 7, 2019 00:56

Manifisto

30? out of 100? that's nowhere near a passing grade.

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Aug 7, 2019 03:14

Manifisto

we grade on a serious curve in byob but I'm not sure we can let you slide on this one

# ? Aug 7, 2019 03:15

Manifisto

just kidding, here's your diploma, go forth and post

# ? Aug 7, 2019 03:16

Goons Are Gifts

drat man, that's not cool. I mean I'm 6"3', which sometimes sucks, but I wouldn't want to be you either.

# ? Aug 7, 2019 03:39

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Goons Are Great posted:

drat man, that's not cool. I mean I'm 6"3', which sometimes sucks, but I wouldn't want to be you either.

hi-5, my 6'3" brother! seriously, though, how are your knees doing?

# ? Aug 7, 2019 04:05

Goons Are Gifts

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

hi-5, my 6'3" brother! seriously, though, how are your knees doing?

They make sounds when I get up, move, sit down, squat and are a big obstacle in most train seats and every plane seat or some cars, so that works all well!! :hfive:

# ? Aug 7, 2019 11:35

Finger Prince

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

I've been 30 for twelve years now and let me tell you: it's no picnic. Well, sometimes it's a picnic, but very rarely. Hardly ever have picnics nowadays in this, the twelfth year of my thirties.

# ? Aug 7, 2019 14:53

nut

i like to call it thurrdy while i still can

# ? Aug 7, 2019 21:53

Macnult

no one in my family ages past 29 everyone hits 29 and they are forever 29 from then on

grandmas 29
aunt kathleen is 29
in five years i will also be 29

# ? Aug 7, 2019 21:59

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# ? Jun 4, 2024 11:33

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

OP now has the power of two fifteen-year-olds, three ten-year olds, or thirty one-year-olds

# ? Aug 7, 2019 23:28

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