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No other robots are filled with milk. I can't even think of any machines that have milk in them other than, say, machines specifically designed to obtain, process, store or dispense milk. How does the milk stay fresh in the robots? What kind of milk is it? Is it cow milk, goat milk or people milk? Could it be some other sort of animal's milk? Can you ask for a soy milk filled robot? Weyland Yutani may be an evil corporation but I can't see them not offering a vegan robot option. |
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Milk does a bot good
https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Sep 18, 2019 23:50
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wait til u see what they put in the aliems (also milk)
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Sep 18, 2019 23:52
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also, why is nobody in the films ever seen drinking the robot milk. we've all beaten a robot until its head comes off, but imagine if such a normal, every-day action would bring a tremendous bounty of milk! sure, the characters in the film are always in tense, dangerous situations, but who, even in the most scary of scenarios wouldn't at least have a little taste?
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:also, why is nobody in the films ever seen drinking the robot milk. we've all beaten a robot until its head comes off, but imagine if such a normal, every-day action would bring a tremendous bounty of milk! sure, the characters in the film are always in tense, dangerous situations, but who, even in the most scary of scenarios wouldn't at least have a little taste? this one is easy op it's because the milk has electricity in it rendering u shocked to death if u drink it
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Sep 18, 2019 23:54
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nut posted:this one is easy op it's because the milk has electricity in it rendering u shocked to death if u drink it I would not be able to resist electric milk
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Sep 19, 2019 00:00
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:I would not be able to resist electric milk Robots dream of electric sheep. Sheep make milk. Ergo, robots drink their dreams. https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Sep 19, 2019 00:04
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can the robots dispense the milk on command, or do people have to beat it out of them?
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Sep 19, 2019 00:11
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oh, maybe robots need to be milked like cows and they get cranky because they haven't been milked and their udders hurt
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Sep 19, 2019 00:12
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robot udders are now Alien canon
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Sep 19, 2019 01:11
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Scott was being precise and realistic, as usual. He knows that he himself is filled with milk, so other robots obviously must, too.
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Sep 19, 2019 02:07
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Its semen |
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Sep 19, 2019 02:26
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Its semen I have also considered this possibility. Most of the same questions remain. What kind of animal did the semen originate from? does the semen not spoil? is there a vegan semen? why does nobody on the ship drink the semen? do the robots dispense semen on command(like the fully sexual commander data) or must it be beaten out of them?
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Sep 19, 2019 02:37
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:I have also considered this possibility. Most of the same questions remain. What kind of animal did the semen originate from? does the semen not spoil? is there a vegan semen? why does nobody on the ship drink the semen? do the robots dispense semen on command(like the fully sexual commander data) or must it be beaten out of them? I think everyone hides it in the robots out of shame |
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Sep 19, 2019 02:46
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:I think everyone hides it in the robots out of shame wait. hold up
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Sep 19, 2019 03:04
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:I think everyone hides it in the robots out of shame hold up, dawg. I mean, are you saying people are loving the robots full of semen? because drat.
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Sep 19, 2019 03:05
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:hold up, dawg. I mean, are you saying people are loving the robots full of semen? because drat. They're using spoons and giving it to the robots as food it's the only thing they can eat |
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Sep 19, 2019 03:28
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i mean it smells like semen but mayb still milk
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Sep 19, 2019 03:53
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:They're using spoons and giving it to the robots as food it's the only thing they can eat oh thank god
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Sep 19, 2019 03:58
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Because milk has calcium, which makes bones strong. |
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Sep 19, 2019 05:43
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*shot of a xenomorph's freaky tongue holding an oreo that it dips into the blood of a fallen robot*
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Sep 19, 2019 05:44
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i'd try it if everyone else was
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Sep 19, 2019 05:48
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oat milk robot versus almond milk robot |
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Sep 19, 2019 05:49
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Macnult posted:oat milk robot versus almond milk robot I like goat milk |
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Sep 19, 2019 05:53
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They cut the scene before breakfast where they all milked Ash for the milk for their cereal in Alien
joke_explainer fucked around with this message at 09:06 on Sep 19, 2019 |
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Sep 19, 2019 08:42
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the best part about my Annalee Call body pillow is
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Sep 19, 2019 08:48
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I'm sorry I misremembered the name of the robot in Alien, thank you for steam messaging me to call me an idiot within a few minutes of me posting such an embarrassing thing |
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Sep 19, 2019 09:08
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joke_explainer posted:robot Oh man. You did it now. |
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Sep 19, 2019 09:23
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Um I'll have you know that the robot clones of SG-1 in the show Stargate SG-1 have milky white fluids instead of blood. They were created by the Comtrya alien. If memory serves it's the second time we see them that we see their fluids so Season 4 episode 21 according to the wiki article after googling Comtrya.
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Sep 19, 2019 15:43
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pixaal posted:Um I'll have you know that the robot clones of SG-1 in the show Stargate SG-1 have milky white fluids instead of blood. They were created by the Comtrya alien. More like Cumtrya |
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Sep 19, 2019 15:55
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magic cactus posted:*shot of a xenomorph's freaky tongue holding an oreo that it dips into the blood of a fallen robot* Lol |
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Sep 19, 2019 16:29
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it's the logical extension to the slippery slope of putting milk in bags + why milk bags should be banned
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treasure bear posted:it's the logical extension to the slippery slope of putting milk in bags + why milk bags should be banned ugly bags of mostly
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Sep 19, 2019 17:11
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what the frick is in batteries then
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batteries are temporal devices. They siphon power from the future and bring it into the past. Portable electricity wasn't invented until 4792 in the original timeline time travel was invented in 4819 when humanity was almost wiped out. Batteries are the hope that a portable energy source will help us defeat the evil invaders. Sadly it's not working out in the original timeline we had a colony on Mars, turns out giving us portable energy just made us fat and lazy.
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pixaal posted:batteries are temporal devices. They siphon power from the future and bring it into the past. Portable electricity wasn't invented until 4792 in the original timeline time travel was invented in 4819 when humanity was almost wiped out. Batteries are the hope that a portable energy source will help us defeat the evil invaders. so milk?
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Sep 19, 2019 17:43
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nut posted:so milk? future milk
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Sep 19, 2019 17:44
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Milking the past for energy. |
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Sep 19, 2019 17:52
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Milking the past for energy. the past is stored in the balls
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i have been contemplating Why the hell are the robots in the Alien franchise filled with milk for like 2 days now and i still can't figure it out
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