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I have never heard an argument against Ewoks that didn't immediately betray the person's insecurities over having their affection for a children's fantasy space opera exposed.
In conclusion, Ewoks rule, Star Wars fans drool.
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# ? Sep 26, 2019 23:49 |
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# ? May 30, 2024 08:16 |
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Haven't personally gotten into many arguments regarding Ewoks.
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# ? Sep 26, 2019 23:49 |
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Is the best Star Wars movie Caravan of Courage: An Ewok Story, or Ewoks: The Battle for Endor? It’s hard to decide
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# ? Sep 26, 2019 23:53 |
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Pewdiepie posted:Haven't personally gotten into many arguments regarding Ewoks. That's just because you're always assuming everyone's agreeing with you.
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# ? Sep 26, 2019 23:55 |
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Thank you for taking the time to bold, cite references, and use bullet points in your idiot thread about dumb poo poo.
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# ? Sep 26, 2019 23:57 |
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Thank you for taking the time to bold, cite references, and use bullet points in your idiot thread about dumb poo poo. You're welcome!
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# ? Sep 27, 2019 00:00 |
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SidneyIsTheKiller posted:That's just because you're always assuming everyone's agreeing with you. Guess so. You've really changed my perspective on Ewok's today OP.
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# ? Sep 27, 2019 00:01 |
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OP, since you used my human vs chimp thread as an example, can you tell me how many ewoks it would take to defeat a riled up chimpanzee?
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# ? Sep 27, 2019 00:03 |
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SidneyIsTheKiller posted:I have never heard an argument against Ewoks that didn't immediately betray the person's insecurities over having their affection for a children's fantasy space opera exposed. ewoks got their own stand alone movie and stormtroopers were absent from it. why? ewoks murdered anyone dumb enough to come to their planet.
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# ? Sep 27, 2019 00:05 |
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EorayMel posted:OP, since you used my human vs chimp thread as an example, can you tell me how many ewoks it would take to defeat a riled up chimpanzee? 3. one goes for the eyes and fails the second rips its balls off and the third gets the eyes.
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# ? Sep 27, 2019 00:06 |
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Pewdiepie posted:Guess so. You've really changed my perspective on Ewok's today OP. Thanks! It's a sign of good character to listen to other perspectives and use them to re-evaluate prior convictions where appropriate. Kudos to you.
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# ? Sep 27, 2019 00:07 |
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The only good star wars movie is the first one, OP Balls to your space teddy bears
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# ? Sep 27, 2019 00:09 |
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I cry along with that ewok every time he realizes his friend is dead
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# ? Sep 27, 2019 00:10 |
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Do ewoks have gender
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# ? Sep 27, 2019 00:17 |
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All the dumb arguments justifying Ewoks were later reused to justify Jar-Jar.
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# ? Sep 27, 2019 00:20 |
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Sure man that sounds good
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# ? Sep 27, 2019 00:21 |
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hm. this sounds more ewoke than ewok, imo.
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# ? Sep 27, 2019 00:22 |
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:Do ewoks have gender The sixth gender, space bacha-bazi.
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# ? Sep 27, 2019 00:23 |
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Crip ewok
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# ? Sep 27, 2019 00:27 |
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madeintaipei posted:The sixth gender, space bacha-bazi. What a complex and beautiful species
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# ? Sep 27, 2019 00:28 |
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Darth Brooks posted:All the dumb arguments justifying Ewoks were later reused to justify Jar-Jar. what race were the ewoks a caricature of?
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# ? Sep 27, 2019 00:30 |
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Homo Simpson posted:Crip ewok
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# ? Sep 27, 2019 00:35 |
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Tribbles could kick Ewoks asses.
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# ? Sep 27, 2019 00:39 |
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snergle posted:planet. Moon*
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# ? Sep 27, 2019 00:43 |
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Ewoks are fine gently caress porgs
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# ? Sep 27, 2019 00:44 |
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:What a complex and beautiful species It's not that complex, they're small and have buttholes. Or do they?
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# ? Sep 27, 2019 00:51 |
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SidneyIsTheKiller posted:[*]"It was obviously just meant to sell toys to kids." What you're actually saying is you wanted them to sell toys to adults. No, they wanted a movie designed to be a goood movie without making concessions to merchandising
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# ? Sep 27, 2019 01:05 |
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Someone, somewhere, has a ewok themed dildo that sees heavy use weekly
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# ? Sep 27, 2019 01:06 |
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Ewoks are ok. Idk why anyone would rly care one way or another tbqh
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# ? Sep 27, 2019 01:07 |
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EorayMel posted:Someone, somewhere, has a ewok themed dildo that sees heavy use weekly Listen buddy it was supposed to be a Wookiee one
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# ? Sep 27, 2019 01:09 |
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One of the actors who played an ewok keeps getting into trouble for wanking on trains. quote:Ewok walks free again: Star Wars dwarf actor avoids jail despite flashing for second time on a train Source: https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/star-wars-ewok-actor-nicholas-1142748.amp
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# ? Sep 27, 2019 01:15 |
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Chrs posted:One of the actors who played an ewok keeps getting into trouble for wanking on trains. What's a "juggler's hat"?
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# ? Sep 27, 2019 01:18 |
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JK Fresco posted:What's a "juggler's hat"?
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# ? Sep 27, 2019 01:19 |
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:Listen buddy it was supposed to be a Wookiee one Lol, SW dildo cosplay: "You saved me, I owe you a life-debt." BZZZZZRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRZZZZZZZ "Oh, Zaalbar!" That's soooo greasy.
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# ? Sep 27, 2019 01:20 |
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snergle posted:what race were the ewoks a caricature of? Yours.
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# ? Sep 27, 2019 01:24 |
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snergle posted:what race were the ewoks a caricature of? Probably the Irish though unintentionally it ends up being the British as a whole
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# ? Sep 27, 2019 01:25 |
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JK Fresco posted:Probably the Irish though unintentionally it ends up being the British as a whole I thought there were like bear dudes
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# ? Sep 27, 2019 01:26 |
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amusinginquiry posted:Is the best Star Wars movie Caravan of Courage: An Ewok Story, or Ewoks: The Battle for Endor?
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# ? Sep 27, 2019 01:44 |
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Ewoks were going to barbeque people, and a robot and eat them. Like, they were planning to cook and eat a metal robot....(am I remembering this correctly, R2D2?, cause goddamn). Ewoks are crazy as gently caress. They also do kick-rear end drum circles, if you're into that type of thing.
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# ? Sep 27, 2019 01:45 |
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# ? May 30, 2024 08:16 |
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Ewoks are awesome. I like that they are cutesy teddy bears. In the context of the Star Wars movies I like that they are weird little tribal pygmies, (ignoring all the problematic aspects of having tiny midget forest dwelling humanoids that are technologically backward and talk in gibberish whilst catching outsiders and cooking them in a pot.) I like that they are from the era of practical effects, i.e. people in suits. If they were done today, CGI Ewoks would be awful. I also like the idea that an invading foreign force, no matter how more technologically advanced, cannot defeat locals who know the terrain, and are prepared to fight harder and with more heart than mercenaries/conscripts that just want to go home. The walker robot getting crushed by logs was cool, as was the other walker robot tripping on the logs. Also, importantly, a wookie version of Caravan of Courage would have sucked arse.
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