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The turkey is a kind of peacock Bears are a breed of dog Cat sharks are actually the water version of housecats because of convergent evolution Birds = dinosaurs Crocodiles are essentially river badgers Moths are the mosquitoes of plants Lizards are the same thing as snakes, but more "handsy" Worms are humans if you take away the arms and legs and faces
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humans are worms if you add the arms and legs and faces
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Piss is stored in the balls.
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Calvinism via the laws of thermodynamics and entropy.
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poop is sterile
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dogs cant look up
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Abstinence only sex education is really the only way you're gonna bang a 30 year old virgin these days so move to a small town in Louisiana and join a church and hope for the best.
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Pineapple on pizza is actually good.
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Microsoft Visual Studio is more text than visual, and is bad software.
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God is Bread
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Bigfoot is a ghost
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Gravity is a form of telekinesis
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Hammerhead sharks cannot hammer a nail
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Jay_Zombie posted:Piss is stored in the balls.
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Macaroni tastes the best with ketchup
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The Wii U was a good console
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everyone who likes star trek is a pedophile
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Horses are actually gigantic Brazilian tapirs
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people dont always think it be like it is but it do
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The Internet makes you smarter.
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ghosts actually do poop from time to time
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kecske posted:dogs cant look up Not much, what’s up with you?
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Vegeta is the prince of all saiyans
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a hotdog is not a sandwich
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numberoneposter posted:a hotdog is not a sandwich It's a specially thickened soup in an edible container
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You can’t poop without peeing
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Burt Sexual posted:You can’t poop without peeing You can but you have to sneeze with your eyes open directly before poopin
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im gay
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Heliocentrism. Like, whaaa?
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Honesty is for suckers.
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you cant barf without burping
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goku would kick superman's rear end
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anime was brought to japan by dutch merchants back when the country was still sealed off, they since act like it was their invention
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Geemer posted:anime was brought to japan by dutch merchants back when the country was still sealed off, they since act like it was their invention I always knew something was wrong with the Dutch
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:I always knew something was wrong with the Dutch
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All sharks are smooth as hell.
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mobby_6kl posted:All sharks are smooth as hell. This was recently proven wrong. Shark skin is in fact the exact same as a sheep's wool.
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sharskin condoms are most effective on bondi beach
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Anime was actually invented by noted American animator and psychosexual sadist Walt Disney.
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Cincinnati chili is not a chili in any way but is actually classified in the spaghetti family and while once classified as Bolognesius Inferiorus, this has been re-designated specifically to findings in the UK. Current research is putting Skyline and similar in to a separate branch dubbed Cincinnatus Excrementus.
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