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HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
You wan't one of these don't you, I bet you do you sick bastard.


Unfortunately the ice cream machine often breaks down.

When you post in this thread, I will roll a six sided die, dice whatever. If I roll a 1 you will be asked to pull forward to the next window for your ice cream maybe something good will happen who knows. But if you roll a 2,3,4,5, or 6 you will be asked to wait for your food in the parking lot (probation). Also you get no virtual ice cream. I will begin rolling dice at 3 or 4 pm eastern, unless I can figure out how to do this from my phone.

The rules are simple, but do you have the guts?

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super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

unless I can figure out how to do this from my phone.

Orokos will generate dice rolls for you

e: also, cream me.

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Disgusting Coward
Feb 17, 2014
Does the machine actually break down tho I always thought it was just the night shift kidz couldn't be bothered givin' me my damned ice cream.

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Bob Tuskins
Jul 27, 2007

I couldn't imagine life without the beautiful sight of the green horde
I have been wanting some ice cream all night.

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Incitatus
Dec 16, 2005

The Meat Man was out of wings, Mr. William Ash More!:argh:
They never clean out the insides of the shake/ice cream machine.

Hope you like mold and poo poo.

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Nurge
Feb 4, 2009

by Reene
Fun Shoe
Give me that cream.

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ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
I'll have one ice cream cone please

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ANUSTART
Jun 26, 2013


ur jiri3-pax(PAD)-ra2 al-tukur2?-re
gu-du-ni an-na-ab-be2
a-ra-/ab-gig-ga\-[(X)]-e-ce


- Wisdom of the ages.
Hello is your ice cream machine still on, hello. Can I just have a cone with the powder mix then?

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Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010
orders cream cone, grabs it by the cream like all of those funny youtubes

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HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
After this post I won’t be doing any rolling til the afternoon as I have to start teaching see you in 6 hours

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

i'll have one, and make it snappy!

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HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
Oh god I didn’t mean to probe you anustart I owe you an av or forums upgrade

HugeGrossBurrito fucked around with this message at 14:05 on Feb 4, 2020

Inverse
Jun 30, 2010

I’ll have a McFlurry Oreo and no I will not park.

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Scatsby
Dec 25, 2007

I will need to speak to your manager about the slow service here, but I'm committed.

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HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
Im sorry kids got to learn math lol

Freudian
Mar 23, 2011

iced cream on the cone please

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo
I like these odds

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big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

1 hot fudge sundae please.

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Neurotic Roleplay
May 20, 2005

do they have chocolate soft serve?

Senator Chuckles
Apr 28, 2013
gonna get a mcflurry if this doesn't work out so if I lose it's your fault for making me fat

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ferroque
Oct 27, 2007

hell why not

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ostesaks
Apr 4, 2002

snuten kommer
I want ice cream

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buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord
I want a snack size Oreo McFlurry :kiddo:

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Fanged Lawn Wormy
Jan 4, 2008

SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK!
1 chocolate ice cream

Previa_fun
Nov 10, 2004

Hit me, I like those odds.

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HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
I'm back I had to stay late with a kid who missed the bus, but now it is time to roll the dice

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Freudian posted:

iced cream on the cone please

You have rolled a 1 sir and unlike the poor bastard above you who rolled a 1 and still got probed because I hadn't had my coffee yet

here is your icecream

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Neurotic Roleplay posted:

do they have chocolate soft serve?

The good news is you rolled a 1, the bad news is I made the chocolate soft serve myself.

Freudian
Mar 23, 2011

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

You have rolled a 1 sir and unlike the poor bastard above you who rolled a 1 and still got probed because I hadn't had my coffee yet

here is your icecream


i want more ice cream

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Fanged Lawn Wormy posted:

1 chocolate ice cream

You have rolled a 1, unfortunately the chocolate ice cream machine is out for routine maintenance.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
Drive thru is closed for now.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
Drive Thru is open

Chevy Slyme
May 2, 2004

We're Gonna Run.

We're Gonna Crawl.

Kick Down Every Wall.

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

Drive Thru is open

Yes hello, I will have a 20 piece McNuggets and two chocolate ice cream cones please.

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Furia
Jul 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer
Hello one drink please

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Heliotrope
Aug 17, 2007

You're fucking subhuman
I got my Lactacid and I'm ready to have some dairylicious ice cream now please

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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Hey, y'all still have those Reese's McFlurries? If not I'll just do a regular cone

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Crusty Nutsack
Apr 21, 2005

SUCK LASER, COPPERS


give me all your bbq sauce! :blastu:

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Rahu
Feb 14, 2009


let me just check my figures real quick here
Grimey Drawer
Does the ice cream machine need to work for a mcflurry? I want one of those.

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The Aardvark
Aug 19, 2013


Can you hurry up this kid wont shut up

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monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal
Serve me please

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