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 See how there's a little stripe extending from the corner of his goatee? This is something I've only seen fat guys w goatees do, what's the point of it?
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Feb 22, 2020 17:37
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BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:
All the cool of the goatee, but with some of the power to distract from a double chin that a beard gives.
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Feb 22, 2020 17:40
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it makes it harder to see the barbecue sauce.
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Feb 22, 2020 17:41
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the perfect crime
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Feb 22, 2020 17:42
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Camouflage. A tiger's stripes employ the same principle
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Feb 22, 2020 17:43
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RepeatingMeme posted:All the cool of the goatee, but with some of the power to distract from a double chin that a beard gives. Would this guy look better with a Guy Fieri Goatee ("Goati"? Possible trademark idea?) 
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Feb 22, 2020 17:54
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It’s to make their neck fat less obvious.
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Feb 22, 2020 17:55
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BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:Would this guy look better with a Guy Fieri Goatee ("Goati"? Possible trademark idea?) Wouldn't we all?
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Feb 22, 2020 19:19
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It's a classic bloatee trick It's a bad plan
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Feb 22, 2020 20:14
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BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:
trying to construct a pretend jaw-line I bet, the fat man with beard special 
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Feb 22, 2020 20:21
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i can envision the drawing instructions for this guys head where you start with 4 ovals and then youve somehow already finished
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Feb 22, 2020 20:25
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what's the deal with people who grow goatees, at all
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Feb 22, 2020 20:36
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yeah, i don't care for it, i'll stick to my soul patch
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Feb 22, 2020 21:12
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Who has the courage to bring back mutton chops?
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Feb 22, 2020 21:13
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fishing with the fam posted:Who has the courage to bring back mutton chops? mutton chops are baws. idk who this guy is, but he is cool as gently caress. 
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Feb 22, 2020 21:15
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Paper With Lines posted:mutton chops are baws. idk who this guy is, but he is cool as gently caress. phil looks rough nowadays
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Feb 22, 2020 21:34
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Paper With Lines posted:what's the deal with people who grow goatees, at all I have a generic white guy goatee because the hair in that area is extremely coarse and thick, which makes shaving it a literal pain not attached to it, sometimes I get rid of it in the summer. but in the winter when my skin is dry I don't care for the blood loss. and I'm not going with the full beard because I'd look exactly like my dad which I don't want. sorry if I offend your fashion sense
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Feb 22, 2020 22:07
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Paper With Lines posted:what's the deal with people who grow goatees, at all i don't have any choice, i am a goat
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Feb 22, 2020 22:11
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Klyith posted:I have a generic white guy goatee because the hair in that area is extremely coarse and thick, which makes shaving it a literal pain no one is asking for your life story, but since you shared, is this you? 
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Feb 22, 2020 22:20
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does it look better from a certain direction/on camera? like instagram contouring for your sweaty fatbeard?piratepilates posted:trying to construct a pretend jaw-line I bet, the fat man with beard special
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Feb 22, 2020 22:32
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BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:Would this guy look better with a Guy Fieri Goatee ("Goati"? Possible trademark idea?) Worm Fieri 
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Feb 22, 2020 22:35
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Sir Not Appearing posted:Worm Fieri 
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Feb 22, 2020 22:57
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Sir Not Appearing posted:Worm Fieri 
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Feb 22, 2020 23:20
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Feb 22, 2020 23:33
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lol exactly what I thought when I seen the glasses
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Feb 22, 2020 23:56
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BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:Would this guy look better with a Guy Fieri Goatee ("Goati"? Possible trademark idea?) thats a frog
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Feb 22, 2020 23:59
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Goatees are for ~xXx$$$TRU PUZZY EATAHS ONLY$$$xXx~
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Feb 23, 2020 00:11
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^^^^^^^ yeah like this clam-snacker said I read somewhere that if you wore a goatee in the middle ages it meant you ate pussy. That seems pretty cool.
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Feb 23, 2020 00:21
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piratepilates posted:trying to construct a pretend jaw-line I bet, the fat man with beard special Shaving a jawline where none seems to exist is at least kinda intuitive. At what point does a fat guy decide he needs to disguise his fatness with some kinda optical illusion beard
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Feb 23, 2020 01:03
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It show's you're a bad-rear end who also likes too shoot pool, smoke, and kick back with a beer with the boys. (But you might also have some jawline or weight issues that mess with your look.) This is how it should be applied. zaepg fucked around with this message at 01:10 on Feb 23, 2020 |
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Feb 23, 2020 01:08
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If you don't have facial hair it means that you are an apostate in the face of Allah, a shameful mockery of a man. If you do have facial hair it means you're a fat loser who hides his quadruple chin. These statements may not be exclusive.
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Feb 23, 2020 02:23
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Paper With Lines posted:what's the deal with people who grow goatees, at all Try to seduce a lady goat without one and see how well that goes
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Feb 23, 2020 07:28
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Feb 23, 2020 07:34
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Paper With Lines posted:mutton chops are baws. idk who this guy is, but he is cool as gently caress. That’s Lieutenant double Yefreitor Harrier duBois.
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Feb 23, 2020 12:32
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What's the deal with people who grow their goatses like this
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Feb 23, 2020 14:30
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BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:Would this guy look better with a Guy Fieri Goatee ("Goati"? Possible trademark idea?) Thank goodness Mike Woodson figured it out, and now rocks a full Harden Beard that makes his jaw normal again.
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Feb 23, 2020 15:21
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The platonic idea of mutton chops got buried with Lemmy. RIP. There are still some haunting the world but they are but pale echoes of the real thing.
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Feb 23, 2020 15:28
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Nigmaetcetera posted:^^^^^^^ yeah like this clam-snacker said its true I was there and I did and still do LADIES
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Feb 23, 2020 15:31
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What's the deal with people who grow their goatees like this? \ 
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Paper With Lines posted:mutton chops are baws. idk who this guy is, but he is cool as gently caress. This guy has ruined his face He's probably v good looking so he can This is a Bad [rear end] Chad move
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