Are you going to vote for Joe Biden?

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Wizard Master: Mar 25, 2008

Will you vote for him?

[ ] Yes (swing state)
[ ] No (swing state)
[ ] Yes (non-swing-state)
[ ] No (non-swing-state)

# ? Mar 14, 2020 12:41

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# ? Jun 2, 2024 14:44

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Well am I, OP?

# ? Mar 14, 2020 12:46

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

I'm going to write in Wizard Master

# ? Mar 14, 2020 12:53

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

im pretty sure im drinking nyquil that day

# ? Mar 14, 2020 12:56

Szyznyk: Mar 4, 2008

Nader 2000 dudes still claiming what they did was right.

# ? Mar 14, 2020 12:58

Excelzior: Jun 24, 2013

I'm voting for Goku

# ? Mar 14, 2020 13:00

No. 6: Jun 30, 2002

Wizard Master posted:

Will you vote for him?

[ ] Yes (swing state)
[ x ] No (swing state)
[ ] Yes (non-swing-state)
[ ] No (non-swing-state)

# ? Mar 14, 2020 13:01

No. 6: Jun 30, 2002

I already early voted for Sanders. I assume you mean primaries?

# ? Mar 14, 2020 13:03

pop fly to McGillicutty: Feb 2, 2004; A peckish little mouse!

Yes, I'll absolutely go to a voting booth, select a legitimate candidate, and my voice will be heard and the world will impro hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Szyznyk posted:

Nader 2000 dudes still claiming what they did was right.

Please don't throw shade at my mom on the forums.

# ? Mar 14, 2020 13:09

Lowtax: Nov 16, 1999; by Skyl3lazer

I'll vote for him to get the coronavirus

# ? Mar 14, 2020 13:11

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

No, OP, I'm not even American.

# ? Mar 14, 2020 13:16

Wizard Master: Mar 25, 2008

Lowtax posted:

I'll vote for him to get the coronavirus

Can you give me platinum so I can make the OP a real poll please

# ? Mar 14, 2020 13:16

Lowtax: Nov 16, 1999; by Skyl3lazer

Wizard Master posted:

Can you give me platinum so I can make the OP a real poll please

Only you and your bank account have that power, my friend.

# ? Mar 14, 2020 13:18

Wizard Master: Mar 25, 2008

Lowtax posted:

Only you and your bank account have that power, my friend.

Fair enough. Thank you anyway and all the best

# ? Mar 14, 2020 13:19

Jeza: Feb 13, 2011; The cries of the dead are terrible indeed; you should try not to hear them.

Joe Biden is the best America can get, and that's sad

# ? Mar 14, 2020 13:25

The Dregs: Dec 29, 2005; MY TREEEEEEEE!

[ ] Yes (non-swing-state)

But im not loving happy about it

# ? Mar 14, 2020 13:31

J-Spot: May 7, 2002

I like to think of it as voting against Trump.

# ? Mar 14, 2020 14:12

a new study bible!: Feb 2, 2009; BIG DICK NICK
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Voting for bofa

# ? Mar 14, 2020 14:43

Im Ready for DEATH: Oct 5, 2016

[ ] Yes (swing state)
[ ] No (swing state)
[ ] Yes (non-swing-state)
[X ] No (non-swing-state) VOting Trump

# ? Mar 14, 2020 14:44

Bleusilences: Jun 23, 2004; Be careful for what you wish for.

I am not american, but I would vote for Joe Bidan if I was and it was him vs trump. Let me point and laugh that you have to choose between two elderly man afflicted with dementia.

# ? Mar 14, 2020 14:49

Testvan: Nov 10, 2003

If you vote for Biden you hate poor people
If you vote for Trump you hate poor people

# ? Mar 14, 2020 14:59

VikingSkull: Jan 23, 2017; Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

hell no

# ? Mar 14, 2020 15:01

Nurge: Feb 4, 2009; by Reene; Fun Shoe

Voting him smelliest man alive. Ha got'em

# ? Mar 14, 2020 15:14

Noblesse Obliged: Apr 7, 2012

I'm voting for the brave mujahideen fighters of Afghanistan

# ? Mar 14, 2020 15:19

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

No lol

# ? Mar 14, 2020 15:20

ass cobra: May 28, 2004; by Azathoth

He seems to be retarded in the head op

# ? Mar 14, 2020 15:21

Raged: Jul 21, 2003; A revolution of beats

Honestly, Trump's response to Covid-19 and the thousands if not more that will die from him being an idiot I have to vote for whoever is the Dem nominee.

I want Bernie, but anyone is better than Trump & Fox News.

# ? Mar 14, 2020 15:25

A Festivus Miracle: Dec 19, 2012; I have come to discourse on the profound inequities of the American political system.

My choices are a senile old man or a incompetent, kleptocratic old man.

gently caress voting, this system sucks loving balls.

# ? Mar 14, 2020 15:30

DeadFatDuckFat: Oct 29, 2012; This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.

Jeza posted:

Joe Biden is the best America can get, and that's sad

So he's like the Gilette for America

# ? Mar 14, 2020 15:30

spacetoaster: Feb 10, 2014

Sorry OP, but it's still HER turn.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YttscNOoAjA

# ? Mar 14, 2020 15:45

vandalism: Aug 4, 2003

I will write in Bernie. Joe has a bunch of declining mental health gaffes that the news media is not focus on, therefore covering up his inability to function as president. He has early dementia which is pretty clear. Being president ages a person terribly and is sooo fuckin stressful. No, I'm not voting for Joe Biden and no responsible person should.

The only upside is that it looks like he will have to debate Trump, and Trump's gonna fuckin' SMOKE him and it will be hilarious.

There are compilation videos of him loving up basic things. The best one is where the veteran calls him out on the Iraq war and he uses his son as an excuse and deflects the problem completely instead of acknowledging or engaging the man. Then a bunch of supporters chant "JOE" to drown out the veteran. loving sad, made me embarrassed for America more than usual, which ain't easy lately.

# ? Mar 14, 2020 15:47

Im Ready for DEATH: Oct 5, 2016

# ? Mar 14, 2020 15:54

Pretty Cool Name: Jan 8, 2010; wat

No, I'm not a US citizen.

# ? Mar 14, 2020 15:54

VikingSkull: Jan 23, 2017; Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

what if corn pop is his veep pick

# ? Mar 14, 2020 15:55

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

If Joe Biden was a female deer would he be called Doe Biden????????????????????????????????????

# ? Mar 14, 2020 16:03

pixaal: Jan 8, 2004; All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

Dude is as senile as Trump, Biden? Nah gently caress that guy. Mickey Mouse can have my vote

# ? Mar 14, 2020 16:03

Weebus: Feb 26, 2017

writing in goku

# ? Mar 14, 2020 16:04

Neutrino: Mar 8, 2006; Fallen Rib

Vote for Bo Jiden.

# ? Mar 14, 2020 16:04

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Wizard Master posted:

Can you give me platinum so I can make the OP a real poll please

No poll needed for this one as Wizard Master has taken crown for Cheap Motherfucker!

# ? Mar 14, 2020 16:06

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# ? Jun 2, 2024 14:44

VikingSkull: Jan 23, 2017; Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

Bloopsy posted:

No poll needed for this one as Wizard Master has taken crown for Cheap Motherfucker!

bernie bros think everything should be free

# ? Mar 14, 2020 16:08

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