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does anybody have any suggestions for how i could make my cumshots fly a distance of 6 feet or greater? there's no particular reason why i chose 6 feet as the baseline it's just a number so don't ask why it's 6 feet. but it has to be 6 feet or more
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May 26, 2020 23:06
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get a bigger dick, OP
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May 26, 2020 23:08
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also consider that youre jerking off to the wrong material
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May 26, 2020 23:08
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suck my balls OP
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May 26, 2020 23:08
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have u considered ejaculating on a paper airplane op
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May 26, 2020 23:13
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Try covering your urethra with the tip of your thumb so there’s only a small gap for your cum to fly out of. You know, like putting a nozzle on a hose.
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May 26, 2020 23:15
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buy a step ladder but only if it's OSHA approved
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May 26, 2020 23:15
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If you jerk off on top of a dam it’ll go like 300 feet.
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May 26, 2020 23:16
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Make sure to jerk of on the side with the drop though
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May 26, 2020 23:16
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get a blow job from a really tall amazon and wait for it to come out the other side E: or like, shaq
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May 26, 2020 23:17
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Look into your spam folder, p sure you can find an attractive offer for long range cumshot pills
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May 26, 2020 23:17
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Wack it while sky diving.
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May 26, 2020 23:21
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aim up at a 45 degree angle, that'll maximize your distance
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May 26, 2020 23:24
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shoot it straight down your leg then do a hand stand sorry if youre short
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May 26, 2020 23:31
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Why 6 feet
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May 26, 2020 23:31
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tbh goons i gotta say im really impressed w some of the engineering yall have come up with just on page 1
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May 26, 2020 23:32
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You should probably start by not shooting it at your face anymore.
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May 26, 2020 23:37
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you could hang upside down like Luke in the ice cave and then hum the star wars theme and tbh im sure you can figure out the rest
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May 26, 2020 23:38
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Jack it but stop right before you're gonna bust, every day, but then one day switch it up and shoot ropes. This spell has a 30 day cooldown effect Alternatively move to the reopened south where the six foot rule is history because CORONA IS OVER BAYBEE WOO
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May 26, 2020 23:41
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Statutory Ape posted:get a blow job from a really tall amazon and wait for it to come out the other side Shaq's anus is not 6 feet away from his mouth. How dare you.
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May 26, 2020 23:44
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Real answer: eat celery
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May 26, 2020 23:45
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blast in my rear end then send me back to Australia
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May 26, 2020 23:54
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Xaintrailles posted:Shaq's anus is not 6 feet away from his mouth. how long do you think his intestines arent
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May 26, 2020 23:54
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Become a cock cyborg and get implants.
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May 26, 2020 23:54
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:Real answer: eat celery My answer was real. It works really well, but can be slightly uncomfortable.
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May 26, 2020 23:55
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Cum on the moon.
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May 26, 2020 23:57
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Is the six feet because of covid
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May 26, 2020 23:57
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Kinda like the shot put, you gotta spin around a few times and let the circular momentum fling it further
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May 26, 2020 23:58
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Jack off into a tailwind
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May 27, 2020 00:01
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Getting a running start.
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May 27, 2020 00:03
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Run as fast as you can while masturbating and then stop in your tracks right as you ejaculate
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May 27, 2020 00:03
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Use a fan. As in gently caress it, the best sex of your life guaranteed.
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May 27, 2020 00:05
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Has a tiny catapult been suggested
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May 27, 2020 00:07
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Get a train of twelve men to all jack off and have them consecutively stick their dicks in their assess with you at the head so the built up pressure sends your jizz flying
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May 27, 2020 00:10
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Paladinus posted:Use a fan. So that’s what those “gently caress a fan” contests are all about
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May 27, 2020 00:11
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Arrhythmia posted:Get a train of twelve men to all jack off and have them consecutively stick their dicks in their assess with you at the head so the built up pressure sends your jizz flying I've tried this and it doesn't work but it was the most enjoyable failure I've ever participated in and believe me I've participated in a lot of them.
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May 27, 2020 00:11
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Arrhythmia posted:Get a train of twelve men to all jack off sounds like a mississippi jury panel
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May 27, 2020 00:23
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https://youtu.be/juLJnaAguXU
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May 27, 2020 00:30
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ejaculate into a dyson fan angled 45 degrees
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May 27, 2020 00:33
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You'll need a radar gun to measure the speed of your cums and then do some work with the launch angle. https://baseballwithr.wordpress.com/2018/04/02/in-search-of-the-optimal-launch-angle/ e:  So if your cum shoots at 75mph you'll want a launch angle of 20 degrees, if you have a 100mph blast you'll only want to be at about 11 degrees. Chief McHeath fucked around with this message at 00:38 on May 27, 2020 |
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