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"what the gently caress is this?? you call this quince and elderberry trifle with freshly whipped buttercream icing and roasted chestnut? I WOULDN'T FEED THIS TO MY rear end in a top hat LET ALONE SERVE IT TO CUSTOMERS!" *a tiny vole weeps in the corner* "OH, pull yourself together you PATHETIC TWAT......(incredulous)IS THIS DAMSON CORDIAL EXPIRED???!!!?!?!"
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*Is super racist to weasels and rats* REDWALL
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So... are the mice giant mice, or are they baking apple pies with little apples the size of pinheads?
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In the very first book, the abbot reaches down to pick up a fallen apple, yet Cluny the Scourge can fit his entire horde on the back of a single horse cart. What the gently caress is going on??
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Forget about it, Applewhite. It's Redwall.
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WHAT THE BLOODY ELL. THE FAWKIN WALKIN IS FULL OF FAWKIN MICE. THIS IS TRULY A KITCHEN NIGHTMA.. *producer whispers into ear* Oh. ...WELL THEN WHY THE gently caress ARE THEY ALL DEAD?
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Applewhite posted:So... are the mice giant mice, or are they baking apple pies with little apples the size of pinheads?
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poo poo, I'd never even considered either, now I can't stop thinking about both! Curse you, Daikloktos!
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whats everyones fav book in the series For me its Long Patrol but Lord Brocktree is also off the hook havent read Loamhenge yet
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I loving loved the Redwall books when I was in middle school and would still love to see movie adaptations of all of them...... completely R-rated, maybe even NC-17, filled beyond the brim with the filthiest, most depraved curseword-filled [Adult Swim] humor, insane mentally-derelict Mad Max-level characters and dialog that would make actual Mad Max characters look like Mr. Rogers, and non-stop, gratuitous, over-the-top, ultra-detailed, Metalocalypse-style ultra-violence, almost all of which is played for laughs and made to desensitize the poo poo out of the audience. Also they must all have super metal soundtracks assembled by the combined minds and talents of only the  -est musicians and composers we have, including but not limited to: the guys from Mastodon,  , maybe Paul Stanley for a little complexity, and Brendan Small bringing his Dethklok A-game.WE ARE HERE TO MAKE REDWALL METAL!! WE WILL MAKE EVERYTHING METAL!! BLACKER THAN THE BLACKEST BLACK, TIMES INFINITY!! I. M. Gei fucked around with this message at 08:28 on Jun 9, 2020 |
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verbal enema posted:whats everyones fav book in the series pearls of lutra
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I. M. Gei posted:I loving loved the Redwall books when I was in middle school and would still love to see movie adaptations of all of them...... completely R-rated, maybe even NC-17, filled beyond the brim with the filthiest, most depraved curseword-filled [Adult Swim] humor, insane mentally-derelict Mad Max-level characters and dialog that would make actual Mad Max characters look like Mr. Rogers, and non-stop, gratuitous, over-the-top, ultra-detailed, Metalocalypse-style ultra-violence, almost all of which is played for laughs and made to desensitize the poo poo out of the audience. Also they must all have super metal soundtracks assembled by the combined minds and talents of only the this is a strange post brother
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I watched the show Mystery Diner tonight and found it to be hilarious and good uhhh satire?
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Applewhite posted:In the very first book, the abbot reaches down to pick up a fallen apple, yet Cluny the Scourge can fit his entire horde on the back of a single horse cart. Actually this brings up an interesting point. Do horses ever appear anywhere else in any of the Redwall books, outside of that one scene at the start of the first book where Cluny and his horde are riding on/with them and one of his mooks falls off and gets trampled by them? And if not, why not? I read a bunch of the books in the series — I think I finished at least 5 or 6 of them and got a few chapters into several more — but I don’t remember horses being mentioned a single time beyond that one instance. I. M. Gei fucked around with this message at 08:43 on Jun 9, 2020 |
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Muscle Wizard posted:pearls of lutra that is a very powerful choice friend
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I. M. Gei posted:Actually this brings up an interesting point. nope!
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The Legend Of Luke also mega owns
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Fartington Butts posted:What critter would Fieri be? A badger, he already has the fur coloration down
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Fartington Butts posted:What critter would Fieri be? Either a super cool mouse, or a rabbit/hare without that rabbit/hare accent they always have. Either way his fur would be colored like his real-life hair, he’d talk the same way he does on TV, and all the other animals would think he’s kind of a weirdo for both those reasons. Barudak posted:A badger, he already has the fur coloration down Nah, badgers in Redwall are big huge fuckers. They’re always super tall, super heavy, super muscley, and super strong; in people terms they’d be like 1.5 to 2 times bigger and beefier than the biggest defensive football player you can think of. Which would basically make them lab-grown supermen. Guy Fieri is big, but he is not big in any of those ways. Also IIRC most, if not all, Redwall badgers are trained heavily in combat from early ages and are thus insanely good fighters and martial artists, both unarmed and with all manner of weapons (with the possible exceptions of certain long-range projectile weapons like bows and arrows). Which uhh... I mean, I’ve never personally seen Guy Fieri try to fight, but... eehhhhhh... I. M. Gei fucked around with this message at 09:17 on Jun 9, 2020 |
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I. M. Gei posted:Actually this brings up an interesting point. And this brings up three additional questions: 1. Can horses talk in the Redwall universe, like all of the other animals can? Like could those Cluny horses have talked if they wanted to, but they just didn’t for some reason? 2. Do equines of any sorts or species exist in the Redwall universe, besides those aforementioned Cluny ones, even if they’re existences are never acknowledged in any of the books? AND... 3. ... if, in fact, no other equid species except Cluny’s horses exist in Redwall World, what other insult(s) would Gordon Ramsay hurl at incompetant Redwall cooks instead of  , since donkeys now aren’t a thing?
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Daikloktos posted:Don't pretend you haven't thought long and hard about the question of cheese provenance, Applewhite. And also about loving the inhabitants of Mossflower Wood oim a mole, and me and moi friends will run a train on you in t'woods, burr aye
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The horse cart in the first book implied the existence of human beings and then the author was very careful to never do that again. I think it's best left forgotten. Anything prominently featuring badgers was probably my favorite when I was a kid. Otters and moles were also great. Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:oim a mole, and me and moi friends will run a train on you in t'woods, burr aye lmao
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:oim a mole, and me and moi friends will run a train on you in t'woods, burr aye lmao
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:oim a mole, and me and moi friends will run a train on you in t'woods, burr aye
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Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Redwall REDWALL
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And after aaaaallllllllllll You're my redwaaaaaaallllllll
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verbal enema posted:whats everyones fav book in the series come on day shift cough up ya answers
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verbal enema posted:whats everyones fav book in the series Pearls of Lutra and The Legend of Luke. Taggerung, too.
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I like that in Taggerung one of the vermin leader's lieutenants suggests looting this Redwall place and by that point in the timeline the reaction is "Are you loving crazy? That place is loving haunted by warrior spirits and poo poo"
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verbal enema posted:im reading The Long Patrol again and im excited for the 9 page feast segments On the other hand, I never caught on to the racism until it was made super explicit in the one book where like a baby ferret is raised in the abbey. I think he grows up and turns out to be a shitbag not because he was ostracized or anything, but despite growing up with a caring adopted family he just can't help it because he's one of the "bad" species. Dude doesn't even get a redemption arc or anything; despite sacrificing himself in the end for his adopted mother the takeaway was "he probably didn't even mean to save me, he was just evil this whole time." God drat, son. verbal enema posted:whats everyones fav book in the series
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