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The_Rob

Blah blah blah blah!!
no real reason why I just want to live on a lawn now. also can I use your tent?

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Waals Vander

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play osrs with me

The_Rob

Blah blah blah blah!!
maybe another time I have work in the morning.

City of Glompton

sure op no prob, i just spent the day tending to it and it looks great. im glad someone will be around to appreciate it at all hours

The_Rob

Blah blah blah blah!!

City of Glompton posted:

sure op no prob, i just spent the day tending to it and it looks great. im glad someone will be around to appreciate it at all hours

thank you I appreciate it. I’ll probably just sit there and look around at stuff all day.

Ice Phisherman

Swimming upstream
into the sunset



The_Rob posted:

thank you I appreciate it. I’ll probably just sit there and look around at stuff all day.

If you're willing to pose as a marble statue and stand still and then scare away those squirrels that are eating all of the food meant for my goldfinches, then yes.

I'm not anti-squirrel, but I already have feeders for them. But they keep getting into the seed for birds, birdseed you might call it. Then they just eat everything. Except for the birds I mean.

This is strictly a 9-5 Monday through Friday thing. Also don't hurt the squirrels. Also I might get you a basin so you can be a better statue and bird friend.

The_Rob

Blah blah blah blah!!
man this is the best job I’ve ever been offered.

cda

by Hand Knit
That is not my lawn. It is *our* lawn.

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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

RickRogers

Woh, is that a thing I like??
Want to try my lawn in Germany?
It's actually really bad, just the wurst

magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
you discover too late that my "lawn" is just thousands of those fake grass bits they put in the take-out boxes for sushi



Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!

nut

sure but aren't you supposed to call it a lain

nut

check it out i'm laying down on the lain, wait lying, lie? laid. i have laid down.

The Mighty Moltres

Come! We must fly!


The_Rob posted:

no real reason why I just want to live on a lawn now. also can I use your tent?

Yes.

Heather Papps

hello friend


before i say yes i need to know if you are a vampire pulling a long con of invitation okay?!?!



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

The_Rob

Blah blah blah blah!!

Heather Papps posted:

before i say yes i need to know if you are a vampire pulling a long con of invitation okay?!?!

are you a cop?

FluffieDuckie

yes but we only have a front lawn and we have some wildlife friends

just remember, if it has hooves, friend to all

if it has paws, oh gently caress run


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

Bacon Taco

Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN
you are welcome to "live" on my "lawn"



GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


It is possible to live on many lawns

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
I just cut the grass so you're gtg, want me to string you up a hammock? **hands you a beer**

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
Sig elements by Manifisto and Heather Papps
Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

The_Rob

Blah blah blah blah!!

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

I just cut the grass so you're gtg, want me to string you up a hammock? **hands you a beer**

drat man. now this is living...on a lawn

Manifisto


people used to hire professional hermits for their property, it was considered kind of a status symbol (no joke)

apparently the hermits used to get a few weeks vacation a year

if you're okay with being paid in instant ramen, you're hired


ty nesamdoom!

The_Rob

Blah blah blah blah!!

Manifisto posted:

people used to hire professional hermits for their property, it was considered kind of a status symbol (no joke)

apparently the hermits used to get a few weeks vacation a year

if you're okay with being paid in instant ramen, you're hired

so I get a place to live and food to eat? sign me up.

Prof. Crocodile

You are welcome to live on my lawn, OP, but it is very small and located in New Jersey.

It sounds like you already have many better offers already, but I don't want to seem selfish. Besides, it may turn out to be just the lawn you're looking for.

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Is it possible to live on one's own lawn, I wonder?

The_Rob

Blah blah blah blah!!
I think I might just live one everyone’s lawn here.

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Is it possible to live on one's own lawn, I wonder?

someone has never watched Everything Must Go

owlhawk911

come chill with me, in byob

Manifisto posted:

people used to hire professional hermits for their property, it was considered kind of a status symbol (no joke)

apparently the hermits used to get a few weeks vacation a year

if you're okay with being paid in instant ramen, you're hired

before this post i thought "space trucker" was my dream job


https://giant.gfycat.com/PlasticAngryHousefly.webm
this sig a mf'n vanisher joint. gobbos by khanstant

vanisher

any more room in that tent my lawnlord evicted me



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext

Manifisto


sure, you can subtent from me

there are pet restrictions however

Manifisto


i.e. you have to have them, and they better be cute


ty nesamdoom!

vanisher

signed a lease on a new lawn



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext

Manifisto


vanisher posted:

signed a lease on a new lawn



lol

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Lawn B&B

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
Sig elements by Manifisto and Heather Papps
Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

Luvcow

One day nearer spring

vanisher posted:

signed a lease on a new lawn


Pahilla the Hun

Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post



vanisher posted:

signed a lease on a new lawn



yes, this is the stuff


thanks nesamdoom!!


pizzaz plarpin perfect! thanks Tebulot!

Escape From Noise

*Cocks gun*

Sure! You can "live" on my "lawn".

















If I had one.



Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

Pahilla the Hun

Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post



i have fire ants if you knew me you wouldn't even be asking this question. seriously, how could you??


thanks nesamdoom!!


pizzaz plarpin perfect! thanks Tebulot!

Escape From Noise

Don't u think u should ask them first?!

Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 18:37 on Jun 30, 2020



Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs





spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

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Escape From Noise

*pulls out lawn darts*



Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

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