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no real reason why I just want to live on a lawn now. also can I use your tent? |
# ? Jun 29, 2020 06:03 |
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# ? Jun 5, 2024 23:14 |
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play osrs with me |
# ? Jun 29, 2020 06:18 |
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maybe another time I have work in the morning. |
# ? Jun 29, 2020 06:52 |
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sure op no prob, i just spent the day tending to it and it looks great. im glad someone will be around to appreciate it at all hours |
# ? Jun 29, 2020 06:55 |
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City of Glompton posted:sure op no prob, i just spent the day tending to it and it looks great. im glad someone will be around to appreciate it at all hours thank you I appreciate it. I’ll probably just sit there and look around at stuff all day. |
# ? Jun 29, 2020 06:56 |
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The_Rob posted:thank you I appreciate it. I’ll probably just sit there and look around at stuff all day. If you're willing to pose as a marble statue and stand still and then scare away those squirrels that are eating all of the food meant for my goldfinches, then yes. I'm not anti-squirrel, but I already have feeders for them. But they keep getting into the seed for birds, birdseed you might call it. Then they just eat everything. Except for the birds I mean. This is strictly a 9-5 Monday through Friday thing. Also don't hurt the squirrels. Also I might get you a basin so you can be a better statue and bird friend. |
# ? Jun 29, 2020 12:23 |
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man this is the best job I’ve ever been offered. |
# ? Jun 29, 2020 14:44 |
That is not my lawn. It is *our* lawn.
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# ? Jun 29, 2020 14:57 |
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Want to try my lawn in Germany? It's actually really bad, just the wurst |
# ? Jun 29, 2020 16:11 |
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you discover too late that my "lawn" is just thousands of those fake grass bits they put in the take-out boxes for sushi
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# ? Jun 29, 2020 16:22 |
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sure but aren't you supposed to call it a lain
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# ? Jun 29, 2020 16:58 |
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check it out i'm laying down on the lain, wait lying, lie? laid. i have laid down.
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# ? Jun 29, 2020 16:58 |
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The_Rob posted:no real reason why I just want to live on a lawn now. also can I use your tent? Yes. |
# ? Jun 29, 2020 17:21 |
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before i say yes i need to know if you are a vampire pulling a long con of invitation okay?!?!
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# ? Jun 29, 2020 19:27 |
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Heather Papps posted:before i say yes i need to know if you are a vampire pulling a long con of invitation okay?!?! are you a cop? |
# ? Jun 29, 2020 20:58 |
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yes but we only have a front lawn and we have some wildlife friends just remember, if it has hooves, friend to all if it has paws, oh gently caress run
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# ? Jun 29, 2020 21:05 |
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you are welcome to "live" on my "lawn"
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# ? Jun 29, 2020 22:10 |
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It is possible to live on many lawns |
# ? Jun 29, 2020 22:41 |
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I just cut the grass so you're gtg, want me to string you up a hammock? **hands you a beer**
https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ? Jun 29, 2020 23:10 |
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:I just cut the grass so you're gtg, want me to string you up a hammock? **hands you a beer** drat man. now this is living...on a lawn |
# ? Jun 30, 2020 00:22 |
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people used to hire professional hermits for their property, it was considered kind of a status symbol (no joke) apparently the hermits used to get a few weeks vacation a year if you're okay with being paid in instant ramen, you're hired
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# ? Jun 30, 2020 02:55 |
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Manifisto posted:people used to hire professional hermits for their property, it was considered kind of a status symbol (no joke) so I get a place to live and food to eat? sign me up. |
# ? Jun 30, 2020 03:35 |
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You are welcome to live on my lawn, OP, but it is very small and located in New Jersey. It sounds like you already have many better offers already, but I don't want to seem selfish. Besides, it may turn out to be just the lawn you're looking for. |
# ? Jun 30, 2020 03:41 |
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Is it possible to live on one's own lawn, I wonder? |
# ? Jun 30, 2020 03:47 |
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I think I might just live one everyone’s lawn here. |
# ? Jun 30, 2020 04:00 |
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:Is it possible to live on one's own lawn, I wonder? someone has never watched Everything Must Go |
# ? Jun 30, 2020 04:00 |
Manifisto posted:people used to hire professional hermits for their property, it was considered kind of a status symbol (no joke) before this post i thought "space trucker" was my dream job
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# ? Jun 30, 2020 16:57 |
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any more room in that tent my lawnlord evicted me
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# ? Jun 30, 2020 16:58 |
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sure, you can subtent from me there are pet restrictions however |
# ? Jun 30, 2020 17:02 |
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i.e. you have to have them, and they better be cute
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# ? Jun 30, 2020 17:02 |
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signed a lease on a new lawn
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# ? Jun 30, 2020 17:09 |
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vanisher posted:signed a lease on a new lawn lol |
# ? Jun 30, 2020 17:11 |
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Lawn B&B
https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ? Jun 30, 2020 17:11 |
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vanisher posted:signed a lease on a new lawn |
# ? Jun 30, 2020 17:11 |
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vanisher posted:signed a lease on a new lawn yes, this is the stuff
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# ? Jun 30, 2020 17:28 |
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*Cocks gun* Sure! You can "live" on my "lawn". If I had one.
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# ? Jun 30, 2020 17:42 |
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i have fire ants if you knew me you wouldn't even be asking this question. seriously, how could you??
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# ? Jun 30, 2020 17:53 |
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Don't u think u should ask them first?!
Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 18:37 on Jun 30, 2020
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# ? Jun 30, 2020 17:54 |
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:Lawn B&B
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# ? Jun 30, 2020 18:21 |
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# ? Jun 5, 2024 23:14 |
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*pulls out lawn darts*
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# ? Jun 30, 2020 18:38 |