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What if there was a place where you could order two separate sizes of the same shoe to make a pair that actually fit your wonky feet? I struggle with this, because I have CP and require an 11 on my left foot, and a 10 on my right foot. The only manufacturer that I can locate that sells unmatched pairs like this is "Footjoy", a golf shoe company. I can't even consider flip-flops. How would you go about setting this up?
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# ? Jul 11, 2020 07:07 |
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# ? May 23, 2024 16:00 |
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Murder.
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# ? Jul 11, 2020 07:08 |
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Steal my INCREDIBLE idea - or help me figure it out. I'm calling on you motherfuckers.
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# ? Jul 11, 2020 07:10 |
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P2P shoe network app. There’s gotta be another person with a reverse situation that wants shoes. One of you buys a pair of size 11, another the size 10, you mail each other the shoe and bam
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# ? Jul 11, 2020 07:10 |
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How about instead you sell 3D printed foot extenders so your feet are the same goddamn size?
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# ? Jul 11, 2020 07:11 |
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A really big warehouse to hold all the mismatched shoes left over until you hit it big enough for the size stock to even out.
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# ? Jul 11, 2020 07:11 |
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Take the plunge! Okay! posted:P2P shoe network app. There’s gotta be another person with a reverse situation that wants shoes. One of you buys a pair of size 11, another the size 10, you mail each other the shoe and bam That's a cool idea. Do it without having to get a bunch of inventory - thank u brah
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# ? Jul 11, 2020 07:12 |
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astral posted:A really big warehouse to hold all the mismatched shoes left over until you hit it big enough for the size stock to even out. Right. It seems doomed unless you could figure out something genius-like
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# ? Jul 11, 2020 07:13 |
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Giraffe posted:How about instead you sell 3D printed foot extenders so your feet are the same goddamn size? I'm super into this. Do you have a 3d foot printer? No? Eat my used extenders preemptively.
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# ? Jul 11, 2020 07:15 |
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Why don't you just cripple your left foot so it fits into a 10
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# ? Jul 11, 2020 07:16 |
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Giraffe posted:How about instead you sell 3D printed foot extenders so your feet are the same goddamn size? loving "Johnny Nicefoot" over here
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# ? Jul 11, 2020 07:16 |
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Dell_Zincht posted:Why don't you just cripple your left foot so it fits into a 10 I am a man=low pain threshold
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# ? Jul 11, 2020 07:16 |
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Schweinhund fucked around with this message at 08:04 on Jul 11, 2020 |
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Schweinhund posted:Here's an idea. Measure a baby's feet when they are born. If they are different sizes, euthanize it. That seems extreme even for a person who's chosen name happens to be "Schweinhund"
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# ? Jul 11, 2020 07:20 |
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What if you just start a foot matching website so you can find someone with an 11 on their right, and a 10 on their left
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# ? Jul 11, 2020 07:27 |
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You can call it "Solemates"
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# ? Jul 11, 2020 07:27 |
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Schweinhund posted:Here's an idea. Measure a baby's feet when they are born. If they are different sizes, euthanize it. Also! Enjoy your new av and quote.
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# ? Jul 11, 2020 07:28 |
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ante posted:You can call it "Solemates" Yes child, I truly do appreciate it.
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# ? Jul 11, 2020 07:30 |
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get this... weed. but its legal.
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# ? Jul 11, 2020 07:32 |
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BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:get this... I'm listening...
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# ? Jul 11, 2020 07:33 |
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Serious Party Gods posted:I'm listening... oh poo poo someone's finally listening uhh I wasn't ready for this part. I have a 2 briefcases
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# ? Jul 11, 2020 07:37 |
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BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:oh poo poo someone's finally listening uhh I wasn't ready for this part. I have a 2 briefcases Fill them with mis-matched shoes and I'll make you VP
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# ? Jul 11, 2020 07:39 |
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Schweinhund posted:Here's an idea. Measure a baby's feet when they are born. If they are different sizes, euthanize it. A german username suggesting this just ties the whole thing up in a nice bow
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# ? Jul 11, 2020 07:45 |
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A microphone to talk all your shower thoughts into so you never forget them except it's the CIA listening to everything you say and they are feeding it to the globalists then you see your shower thoughts show up as the next big hit on NBC e: lol your phone already watches you jack it in the shower
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# ? Jul 11, 2020 07:45 |
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Hit your smaller foot repeatedly with a hammer until it grows to the size of your bigger hoof.
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# ? Jul 11, 2020 07:46 |
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SCROTO TURBOSPERG posted:A german username suggesting this just ties the whole thing up in a nice bow It's like... you've got to be like 14, or possibly 88. Either way..
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# ? Jul 11, 2020 07:47 |
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its all nice on rice posted:A microphone to talk all your shower thoughts into so you never forget them except it's the CIA listening to everything you say and they are feeding it to the globalists then you see your shower thoughts show up as the next big hit on NBC They did this to me and stole my idea for seinfeld. I would have called it Jimenez and it was going to be about a baker
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# ? Jul 11, 2020 07:47 |
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Cut off your feet so you can roll around in a kickin rad wheel chair. You no longer have to worry about shoes not fitting!!
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# ? Jul 11, 2020 07:47 |
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its all nice on rice posted:A microphone to talk all your shower thoughts into so you never forget them except it's the CIA listening to everything you say and they are feeding it to the globalists then you see your shower thoughts show up as the next big hit on NBC It's OK I like a captive audience. Think of all the feds getting shameful boners watching me jack off *stares off into space*
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# ? Jul 11, 2020 07:49 |
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its all nice on rice posted:Cut off your feet so you can roll around in a kickin rad wheel chair. You no longer have to worry about shoes not fitting!! Dog there are (weirdly) people who do this. I'm "not quite there".
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# ? Jul 11, 2020 07:50 |
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Serious Party Gods posted:It's OK I like a captive audience. Think of all the feds getting shameful boners watching me jack off *stares off into space* Now the entire world knows you watch MILF stepmom stepsister cuck porn.
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# ? Jul 11, 2020 07:50 |
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its all nice on rice posted:Cut off your feet so you can roll around in a kickin rad wheel chair. You no longer have to worry about shoes not fitting!! This seems extreme. Surely you can just trim down your toes with a deli slicer or something so they fit in a drat size 10?
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# ? Jul 11, 2020 07:55 |
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Just wear two of the larger sized shoe instead of two of the smaller size shoe. The difference between an 11 and a 10 isn't that much.
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# ? Jul 11, 2020 07:57 |
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Giraffe posted:This seems extreme. Surely you can just trim down your toes with a deli slicer or something so they fit in a drat size 10? I got one order for long pork on rye!
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# ? Jul 11, 2020 08:02 |
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Giraffe posted:This seems extreme. Surely you can just trim down your toes with a deli slicer or something so they fit in a drat size 10? This is a weirdly good comment. When I was like 5 years old, I had to go in for the first surgery to lengthen my Achilles tendon. On the way to the hospital I overheard my mom talking to my dad about the fact I'd need to wear an expensive brace with a fixed shoe for a while. She was concerned about the fact that I was growing so quickly (and how soon I'd grow out of the expensive brace + shoe). She was telling my pop that the doctor recommended "well, if it comes to it, we can cut off the toe" - I asked sheepishly if they were going to cut off my toes.
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# ? Jul 11, 2020 08:06 |
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Jeffrey Dahmer posted:Just wear two of the larger sized shoe instead of two of the smaller size shoe. I know homie - that's what I do now, but I need better fitting shoes.
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# ? Jul 11, 2020 08:07 |
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its all nice on rice posted:Now the entire world knows you watch MILF stepmom stepsister cuck porn. I like what I like.
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# ? Jul 11, 2020 08:08 |
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can we put meat in the shoes?
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# ? Jul 11, 2020 08:10 |
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Start the business small, OP. Buy the two different-sized pairs yourself and sell the leftover singles on ebay or something.
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# ? Jul 11, 2020 08:11 |
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Fake toes Jeffrey Dahmer fucked around with this message at 08:19 on Jul 11, 2020 |
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