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TheJayOfSpade
Jun 21, 2012

The Thread was destroyed,
but hey, what can you do?


What the is "What the Golf?"!?

Released by Triband, WtG (What the Golf?) is a silly game that has some similarities to the meat sport of golf. Golf for the uninitiated is essentially the ball and cup game but played from a farther distance, so you have to worry about wind and stuff. WtG likes to take your knowledge of watching your uncle play Golden Tee and flip it on your head. The goal of the game is to get the player to say "What the Golf?" out loud. This is a 100% run, so I had to do this for every hole. Luckily for viewers I have edited this out and replaced it with commentary.

Who the Golf?

I'll be playing through the game and doing post commentary with my caddie TheRecognitionScene



Where the Golf?



























TheJayOfSpade fucked around with this message at 00:51 on Feb 24, 2022

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TheRecogScene
Aug 22, 2010

I'm gonna miss you when you're gone.
I'm looking forward to seeing how the rest of this LP goes as a total stranger who definitely has no inside knowledge!

mercenarynuker
Sep 10, 2008

What the golf is happening in this game

TheOneAndOnlyT
Dec 18, 2005

Well well, mister fancy-pants, I hope you're wearing your matching sweater today, or you'll be cut down like the ugly tree you are.

mercenarynuker posted:

What the golf is happening in this game
I don't know, but I'm enjoying it.

TheJayOfSpade
Jun 21, 2012

The Thread was destroyed,
but hey, what can you do?

Carbon dioxide
Oct 9, 2012

Does scoring a goal with the footballs in the overworld do anything?

TheJayOfSpade
Jun 21, 2012

The Thread was destroyed,
but hey, what can you do?

Carbon dioxide posted:

Does scoring a goal with the footballs in the overworld do anything?

Unfortunately the goal is a solid mass, you can't even get your ball inside it.

TheJayOfSpade
Jun 21, 2012

The Thread was destroyed,
but hey, what can you do?


TheJayOfSpade
Jun 21, 2012

The Thread was destroyed,
but hey, what can you do?


Carbon dioxide
Oct 9, 2012

This is a good game and I'm enjoying this LP.

Anyway my bowling story is that one time I went bowling with coworkers and I had a bad day and managed to finish last.

The folks from the bowling place gave me a frisbee as a participation prize. "Maybe you should try this game instead".

kurt phillips
Feb 1, 2014


I've never seen a pro golfer and a pro bowler in the same room together

mercenarynuker
Sep 10, 2008

I may have been out-bowled by a 5 year old, but I've never been out-golfed by one :smug:

Carbon dioxide
Oct 9, 2012

Why do professional golfers always bring an extra pair of pants?

They're afraid of getting a hole in one.

sincx
Jul 13, 2012

furiously masturbating to anime titties
Wow, uh... what an interesting game

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
I think the "float around as a sphere and absorb other spheres" game you were thinking of was Osmos? I didn't know it had multiplayer though-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDORuAw-mZQ

TheJayOfSpade
Jun 21, 2012

The Thread was destroyed,
but hey, what can you do?

C-Euro posted:

I think the "float around as a sphere and absorb other spheres" game you were thinking of was Osmos? I didn't know it had multiplayer though-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDORuAw-mZQ

This is the game I was thinking about https://agar.io/#ffa

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe
This goofy-rear end game was released on Steam a couple of days ago: https://store.steampowered.com/app/785790/WHAT_THE_GOLF/ and is currently on sale for roughly nothing. It also comes with an early version of a level editor.

TheJayOfSpade
Jun 21, 2012

The Thread was destroyed,
but hey, what can you do?


Episode 5 is hear, thanks for waiting everyone, I've been in the middle of moving.

White Coke
May 29, 2015

TheJayOfSpade posted:

Episode 5 is hear, thanks for waiting everyone, I've been in the middle of moving.

I hope it went well.

TheJayOfSpade
Jun 21, 2012

The Thread was destroyed,
but hey, what can you do?

White Coke posted:

I hope it went well.

Well enough, thanks

White Coke
May 29, 2015
I too once dreamed of being able to run into walls as fast as I could. I got a pretty neat forehead scar out of it.

mercenarynuker
Sep 10, 2008

Eagerly awaiting Untitled Goose DLC for this game, it would fit in so good

wiegieman
Apr 22, 2010

Royalty is a continuous cutting motion


That's the most innovative golfing I've seen in years.

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
You joke about taking hunting classes at school in the southern US but in my home state of Michigan there are a number of school districts where there's no school on the first day of deer hunting season :eng101:

mercenarynuker
Sep 10, 2008

You forgot to mention that the legislature also adjourns for 2 weeks for it

White Coke
May 29, 2015

C-Euro posted:

You joke about taking hunting classes at school in the southern US but in my home state of Michigan there are a number of school districts where there's no school on the first day of deer hunting season :eng101:

When my grandfather was a teacher, which was many decades ago, none of the students would come to class for turkey fluffing day, which was when the kids had to go around and make sure the newly hatched turkeys wouldn't smother each other. It apparently consisted of stirring them around like you would a pot of soup to make sure it's evenly heated.

TheJayOfSpade
Jun 21, 2012

The Thread was destroyed,
but hey, what can you do?


Reccy Christmas everyone! Be sure to put up your golfing over the fire place.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe
Oh hey there's a wintertime update for this game, bonus

TheJayOfSpade
Jun 21, 2012

The Thread was destroyed,
but hey, what can you do?

IMJack posted:

Oh hey there's a wintertime update for this game, bonus

gently caress

Now I gotta record more

Carbon dioxide
Oct 9, 2012

Those first person levels gave me an idea.

What if you take baseball - or any other ball sport really - and gave all the players VR headsets which is hooked up to a camera embedded in the ball and that's how they have to see what's going on?

TheJayOfSpade
Jun 21, 2012

The Thread was destroyed,
but hey, what can you do?

Carbon dioxide posted:

Those first person levels gave me an idea.

What if you take baseball - or any other ball sport really - and gave all the players VR headsets which is hooked up to a camera embedded in the ball and that's how they have to see what's going on?

I'd save that for baseball players who are criminals

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
"I love a Bulbasaur, but a bulbous sore is awful"

TheJayOfSpade
Jun 21, 2012

The Thread was destroyed,
but hey, what can you do?


Sorry to keep everyone waiting, one too many rainchecks have happened the past few months!!

Carbon dioxide
Oct 9, 2012

I keep thinking you're forgetting to get a crown on some stage but then at the end you go back for it.

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
That was the best Dashboard Confessional joke I've ever heard.

Also the movie you were trying to think of is Close Encounters of the Third Kind :eng101:

TheJayOfSpade
Jun 21, 2012

The Thread was destroyed,
but hey, what can you do?

C-Euro posted:

That was the best Dashboard Confessional joke I've ever heard.

Also the movie you were trying to think of is Close Encounters of the Third Kind :eng101:

That must of been the sequel to Independence Day

TheJayOfSpade
Jun 21, 2012

The Thread was destroyed,
but hey, what can you do?


Sorry for the long wait, I hope you enjoy the update!

TheJayOfSpade fucked around with this message at 06:21 on Aug 18, 2021

Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.
I did!

OneWingedDevil
Aug 27, 2012
I would provide fanart, but it'd probably be classified a sin by the Roman Catholic Church because of how bad it'd be.

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Ignatius M. Meen
May 26, 2011

Hello yes I heard there was a lovely trainwreck here and...


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