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going up to random girls just like "hey cutie i really like your teeth" |
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"Verily my dear, those ankles are scrumptious!" |
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Aug 21, 2020 14:13
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gosh,,, you're hair is really slimy today 😳😳😳😳 |
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Aug 21, 2020 14:14
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oh wow, the knees on that boy!!!! 🥺🥺 |
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Aug 21, 2020 14:15
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the way you kicked that confused old man off your lawn? *whistles*
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Aug 21, 2020 14:15
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aye girl whats that scapula do |
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Aug 21, 2020 14:21
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they have a wonderful digerydoo, if you know what i mean 
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Aug 21, 2020 14:22
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bunion? more like bun-yum!
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Aug 21, 2020 15:10
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i like your verbs |
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Aug 21, 2020 15:11
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Good Morning, Sharon, I see that the ghost of P'tlug is haunting you today, how wonderful! |
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Aug 21, 2020 15:15
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Oh, Mark, you look fresh out of a dimensional meat portal! Keep it up buddy! |
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Aug 21, 2020 15:16
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Melissa, I can't even begin to explain how exuberant your dorsal parasite is this morning! |
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Aug 21, 2020 15:18
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Delores, your chin wart hairs are so straight today! 
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Aug 21, 2020 15:47
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did your brown eye just give me a wink? because, girl, we have the exact same butthole so lets make em kiss |
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Aug 21, 2020 16:45
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That dinner you made last night was awesome, I had the biggest poo poo this morning! |
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Aug 21, 2020 16:49
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Jill, you have really good grammar. I like that you know how to use an apostrophe.
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Aug 21, 2020 17:24
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I have never seen anyone dangle their past participles so seductively! I bet you know how to use YOUR subjunctive!
https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Aug 21, 2020 17:35
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sweet yams
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Aug 21, 2020 17:36
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:I have never seen anyone dangle their past participles so seductively! I bet you know how to use YOUR subjunctive! Hah. Good one. ---------------- |
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Aug 21, 2020 17:38
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Well aren't you a cunning linguist 
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Aug 21, 2020 18:01
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Sorry, I just have to know- do you need a mirror to put your hair clips in so perfectly or is that just free hand?
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Aug 21, 2020 18:22
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You really know your way around a left turn signal 
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Aug 21, 2020 18:25
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WHOA do you see that other family walking that dog way over there? The kid is wearing a hat that TOTALLY MATCHES your dogs collar. Except I mean its not quite the same shade of purple. Oh, shoot its blue? Its so hard to tell from this distance.
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Aug 21, 2020 18:25
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Haha, 3XPG233? where did you think up that license plate, its so random!
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Aug 21, 2020 18:27
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I don't care that you look like you're a prostitute, you're beautiful to me. |
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Aug 21, 2020 18:32
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love how you leave all that mustard under the cap to get crusty
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Aug 21, 2020 18:32
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Is that your new perfume or did someone leave the lid on the dumpster open again
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Aug 21, 2020 18:33
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nut posted:love how you leave all that mustard under the cap to get crusty
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Aug 21, 2020 19:24
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You're really pretty for a BYOB poster 
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Aug 21, 2020 20:10
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girl, if u were a life savers flavor you'd be yellow
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Aug 21, 2020 20:14
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Your fingernails are like super smooth 
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Aug 21, 2020 20:17
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Wow, I could almost tolerate the sound of your voice as long as it isn't for more than a few minutes! You're so brave going out in public looking like that, there's no way I could pull it off but you NAILED it! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Aug 21, 2020 20:25
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really dig that deathly pallor, you must not get out much |
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Aug 21, 2020 20:28
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The Voice of Labor posted:really dig that deathly pallor, you must not get out much and may I just say, you'd make a beautiful corpse
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Aug 21, 2020 20:32
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I'm so into thicc knees girl 
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Aug 21, 2020 20:38
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I’d make a whole thread for you, post in it for months, maybe years, even if u just lurked once
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Aug 21, 2020 20:40
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Your personality isn't nearly as repugnant as everyone says it is Why, I'd say you're drat near tolerable
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Aug 21, 2020 20:44
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your thoughts taste like pickles |
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Aug 21, 2020 20:51
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I like to think about you sneezing
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Aug 21, 2020 20:57
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eheheheheheheh i just stuffed more iguanas in this apartment than there are in any other apartment on earth. anyway you're cool |
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