- darthzeta88
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by Pragmatica
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I recently have died and do not know how to be chill after hearing the news. Any advice on how to be a cool dead man? ( This is not a joke)
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Aug 28, 2020 16:56
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- Khanstant
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trying RIPing OP
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Aug 28, 2020 17:08
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- Prof. Crocodile
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normal approach is to appear in dusty sepia-toned photos that are dramatically discovered in the 3rd act. have you tried this op?
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Aug 28, 2020 17:29
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- darthzeta88
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by Pragmatica
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normal approach is to appear in dusty sepia-toned photos that are dramatically discovered in the 3rd act. have you tried this op?
Which act did I die in? I need to know what part of my story I am currently in.
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Aug 28, 2020 17:36
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- darthzeta88
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by Pragmatica
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https://youtu.be/qVkSESLGagM
This is my death report,anyone know how to make it Sepia for the third act?
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Aug 28, 2020 17:43
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- nut
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two things are guaranteed in this world. death and getting mega freaking cheesed off over dying
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Aug 28, 2020 17:53
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- Khanstant
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lmao you know how i know this is russian propaganda - it hinges on an American going to eastern europe on purpose lol
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Aug 28, 2020 19:09
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- Evil Bob
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've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.
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Just haunt houses but dont bother the inhabitants, just lock the doors or turn off the lights if they forget when they leave
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Aug 28, 2020 20:41
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- darthzeta88
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by Pragmatica
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My wife died and came back, so you could try that I guess.
I can come back as your wife? That is pretty chill.
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Aug 29, 2020 04:30
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- darthzeta88
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by Pragmatica
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lmao you know how i know this is russian propaganda - it hinges on an American going to eastern europe on purpose lol
Apparently I am a complicated person with a Estonian passport with a different face because all us white people look the same. Now that I am a ghost I am even whiter now.
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Aug 29, 2020 04:32
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- nut
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put "turnt" on my gravestone
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Aug 29, 2020 04:39
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- PHIZ KALIFA
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#mood
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(me, floating through doors) CRAP!!!!!! (passing thru cabinets) SHITTTT!!!!!!!!! (phasing through a wall in such a way that it disrupts my cat's naptime, i attempt to console him with pats yet he flees my incorporeal hands) FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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Aug 29, 2020 04:56
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- STING 64
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when i die im putting it into my will that a shaman needs to bond my spirit to the mr met costume so i can give it sentience
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Aug 29, 2020 05:03
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- deep dish peat moss
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Hey boss, I'm going to need the day off. No, no, I'm fine, it's just a mental health break. I got some bad news today, yeah. Well, I found out that I died today and I'm really not taking it very well
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Aug 29, 2020 05:25
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- PHIZ KALIFA
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#mood
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getting transferred from the dick sucking factory to the ghost dick sucking factory, FMuL
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Aug 29, 2020 05:29
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- darthzeta88
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by Pragmatica
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Hey boss, I'm going to need the day off. No, no, I'm fine, it's just a mental health break. I got some bad news today, yeah. Well, I found out that I died today and I'm really not taking it very well
I did ask for my life insurance, they said no.
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Aug 29, 2020 06:17
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- Escape From Noise
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Take a page out of the Ghostbusters playbook and give Dan Aykroyd a ghostly beej
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Aug 29, 2020 06:27
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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Drink some boos
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Aug 29, 2020 08:33
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- freezingprocess
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just go with it.
be chill
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Aug 29, 2020 09:26
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- Star Me Kitten
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Being dead is cool. Now you can haunt people. Focus on that.
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Aug 29, 2020 15:36
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- Macnult
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treat it like an eternal vacation. you have nowhere to be, no obligations, and now you have until the end of time to make yourself okay with it
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Aug 29, 2020 16:53
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- Macnult
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when i died i was losing my poo poo for like half a century or something until i finally chilled out
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Aug 29, 2020 16:53
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- define_byte
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if you’re having a hard time bein chill ad a ghost OP you can haunt me and we can be chil together
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Aug 29, 2020 18:26
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- magic cactus
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We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
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meditate on this image OP. let it suffuse your being until all else falls away and u accept the true nature of being, namaste
Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!
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Aug 29, 2020 19:38
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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I am surprised, OP, All the euphamisms for getting killed sound chill AF.
Taking a dirt nap
Sleeping with the fishes
Getting iced
The big chill
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Aug 29, 2020 19:39
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- Macnult
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I am surprised, OP, All the euphemisms for getting killed sound chill AF.
Taking a dirt nap
Sleeping with the fishes
Getting iced
The big chill
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Aug 29, 2020 22:35
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- PHIZ KALIFA
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#mood
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charon asking me for two coins to cross the river, im just shakin my ghost nards at him
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Aug 30, 2020 00:39
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- PHIZ KALIFA
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#mood
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sighing, floating back downstairs on account of i left the cursed mannequin i possess to allow me to bustle about the house in the kitchen
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Aug 30, 2020 05:59
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- darthzeta88
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by Pragmatica
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Spelling out "Lol, u mad?" on my Ouija board to own some freakin' dead nerds
I think maybe as a spirit I will write "jealous" on Ouija boards everywhere.
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Aug 30, 2020 11:50
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