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Post very simple things you absolutely understand, if not entirely, enough to get by when they come up. How to do trigonometry. What genes are. When to use commas. A no admitting ignorance allowed thread.
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Nov 9, 2020 20:58
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I can read
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Nov 9, 2020 21:08
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I can ride my bike with no handle bars
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Nov 9, 2020 21:12
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I can make a poopy in the toilet like a big boy.
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Nov 9, 2020 21:13
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I can do number one and number two... At the same time!
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Nov 9, 2020 21:16
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I totally know how to have sex and have done it a lot of times with a whole bunch of hot chicks.
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Nov 9, 2020 21:16
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Bases are used to neutralise acids.
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Nov 9, 2020 21:26
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Knormal posted:I totally know how to have sex and have done it a lot of times with a whole bunch of hot chicks. Knowing how do lie is a very useful skill, thank you for the demonstration
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Nov 9, 2020 21:26
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I dont know poo poo OP, basic or otherwise
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Nov 9, 2020 21:27
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U either know poo poo or you're poo poo 
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Nov 9, 2020 21:28
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Manhattan distancing.
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Nov 9, 2020 21:29
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I understand common core math
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Nov 9, 2020 21:31
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I can ride my wife with no handlebars
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Nov 9, 2020 21:31
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From trigonometry I actually remember sohcahtoa; sine cosine and tangent for calculating angles of a triangle. I use a comp or calculator to get the answer, but I know how to use the functions. For wood working I use it about 1-2 times a month to get an angle setting.
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Nov 9, 2020 21:34
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Eating rear end like it's Christmas Dinner real answer for what I consider to be 'basic poo poo'? I can drive a motorcycle. I can golf pretty good (well I used to, thought about getting a Q card when I was a teen). Now lmao but I can still tell you about the game, that counts? Uh, I know various computer stuff that I won't list out because that's lame more than most people. I can cook better than you unless you've been trained, I can almost guarantee it. Those are all technical "I can do this" abilities, though. I'm good at being empathic, fight me goons. I have extremely good hearing (not like, listening ability, I mean, I have like actually beyond average hearing abilities and it's weird) maybe I'll come up with more. Big Beef City fucked around with this message at 21:49 on Nov 9, 2020 |
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Nov 9, 2020 21:37
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i know how sausage gets made
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Nov 9, 2020 21:50
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Ultima online 1v1 swords mage dueling, no pots or magics, just straight up skill and reflexes
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Nov 9, 2020 22:02
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teh sex lol I'm very good at it
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Nov 9, 2020 22:03
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I can also convert crack cocaine into it's hydrochloride form in order to dose it intravenously
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Nov 9, 2020 22:03
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I can also open a beer with a piece of paper which has so far gotten me three (3) dates
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Nov 9, 2020 22:05
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I can 100% super mario world without a guide and i also make really good clam chowder
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Nov 9, 2020 22:07
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the human body needs water for nourishment this knowledge has served me well for many a year
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Nov 9, 2020 22:10
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How to use a map and a compass.
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Nov 9, 2020 22:14
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Earwicker posted:i know how sausage gets made Ooh yea, I shoulda done this one too. I know how to make actual sausage and do cured meats and stuff and have a wine fridge that I converted into a curing and pickling chamber specifically for these reasons as well as fermenting various things. So literally that, too.
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Nov 9, 2020 22:14
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How to throw a classy, spared-no-expense dinner party to serve as a backdrop for when I accuse the supposed guest of honor of his (or her, these days) shocking and outrageous crimes
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Nov 9, 2020 22:40
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I'm really good at using The Microwave
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Nov 9, 2020 23:11
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TheAardvark posted:I'm really good at using The Microwave Please tell me about your microwaving techniques
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Nov 9, 2020 23:12
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ikanreed posted:Please tell me about your microwaving techniques Two words: half power
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Nov 9, 2020 23:14
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how to post good 
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Nov 9, 2020 23:18
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Iambic pentameter is a Mornington Crescent style inside joke that every English teacher is perpetuating.
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Nov 9, 2020 23:19
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I understand the basics.
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Nov 9, 2020 23:20
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TheAardvark posted:Two words: I bet the middle of your food is so not frozen
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Nov 9, 2020 23:35
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asymmetric arctic warfare
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Nov 9, 2020 23:37
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Son of Rodney posted:I can also open a beer with a piece of paper which has so far gotten me three (3) dates If you show me how to do this I will also go on a date with you.
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Nov 9, 2020 23:40
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I can wipe my own rear end most of the time.
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Nov 9, 2020 23:40
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i have a grasp of basic opening principles like controlling the center and developing pieces economically, knights before bishops kinda thing, getting my rooks on open files and preparing to castle and like that. i'm pretty boring to hang out with.
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Nov 9, 2020 23:42
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I can also likely cook better than you but I don’t know if I’m better than BBC. Does the cooking sub forum still do their Iron Chef thing? I haven’t been over there in years.
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Nov 9, 2020 23:46
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Oooh, I also understand tax brackets and stuff which I’m finding out a lot of people in the US really have no loving clue about.
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Nov 9, 2020 23:48
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- Galactic Basic - When the traffic light will turn green - Exactly where the double secret wall path to level 10 is in Wolfenstein 3D - how babby formed - Why the tide goes in, and why the tide goes out - The attribute multiplier in Morrowind and Oblivion - Lamia physiology - What one Astronomical Unit represents - Self checkout lanes
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Nov 10, 2020 00:00
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I can count to 5
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