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Ed Sheeran looks like the kind of guy who'd jack off naked in a park to some pigeons.
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I agree, OP
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Nov 14, 2020 19:35
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He’s really talented at busking in stadiums filled with a million tweens.
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Nov 14, 2020 19:40
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One eye on the tweens one on those pigeons mhm
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Nov 14, 2020 19:50
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Cum pig(eon)
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Nov 14, 2020 19:51
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I was confused why his cameo in game of thrones was just him jacking off to pigeons while holding a sword but now it all makes sense
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Nov 14, 2020 19:57
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He died and is being tortured in hell
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Nov 14, 2020 19:59
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is that the guy from the game of thrones
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Nov 14, 2020 20:03
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He’s very grody
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Nov 14, 2020 20:11
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dude looks like he thinks about tortoises just constantly
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Nov 14, 2020 20:12
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every night carefully zipping himself into a sleeping bag shaped like a prawn (with an extra blanket that looks like mayonnaise)
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Nov 14, 2020 20:14
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Looking like a goon is now an attractive quality.
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Nov 14, 2020 20:15
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a full quartet of guys just hired to follow him around mumbling "Ed Ed Ed Ed Ed Ed"
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Nov 14, 2020 20:16
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overnight, a blossom has grown. in the morning, a flower opens. inexplicably, the flower is Ed Sheeran's face
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Nov 14, 2020 20:18
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he mispronounces "tacos" but can't hear the difference when you explain his mistake
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Nov 14, 2020 20:19
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any justice in this cold world and he and Ginger Baker would have each other's names
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Nov 14, 2020 20:20
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I have no idea who this is and don't want to.
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Nov 14, 2020 20:20
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Big Beef City posted:I have no idea who this is and don't want to. he did some song with Taylor Switft
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Nov 14, 2020 20:21
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He use to come into the store my son worked at on Sunday afternoons after picking his wife up from hockey. My son said he seemed like a chill dude and would sign and take selfies with what ever was put in front of him.
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Nov 14, 2020 20:21
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"Canned Hams" by Ludacris (feat. Ed Sheeran)
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Nov 14, 2020 20:23
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his creation was a mistake. he is a misbegotten oaf who should never have been allowed out of the laboratory
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Nov 14, 2020 20:23
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like a sentient tangle of sisal twine
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Nov 14, 2020 20:24
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looks like when he retires from music, he's going to sell sheds
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Nov 14, 2020 20:26
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His songs are made specifically for mass appeal or something and I think they've broken some records. So it's funny when goons have never heard of him.
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Nov 14, 2020 20:27
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mumset's greatest
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Nov 14, 2020 20:29
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if you ask him, he'll tell you about that vivid dream he had about owning an ice cream truck
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Nov 14, 2020 20:30
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Going shopping with ed sheeran, he keeps trying to sneak poptarts in with the rest of the shopping
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Nov 14, 2020 20:30
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only has Velcro shoes
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Nov 14, 2020 20:36
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"and now, the celebrity spokesman for Overalls Month"
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Nov 14, 2020 20:38
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the man has definitely paid for a fart in an envelope before
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Nov 14, 2020 20:38
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imagine a cotton swab, but instead it is a man
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Nov 14, 2020 20:39
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Ed Sheeran patiently waiting his turn on the monkey bars
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Nov 14, 2020 20:41
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Empty Sandwich posted:Ed Sheeran patiently waiting his turn on the monkey bars Always falls off when reaching for the 2nd bar
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Nov 14, 2020 20:43
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"no, Ed, I'm not sure why they didn't call it Burger Time 2"
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Nov 14, 2020 20:45
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i would absolutely 100% do what edward sheeran does if it meant all the money goes to me
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Nov 14, 2020 20:45
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accidentally loses the keys to his perfectly spherical car
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Nov 14, 2020 20:47
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"ASMR for sleep (Ed Sheeran whispering 'sheepskin') 10 hours"
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Nov 14, 2020 20:48
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using crutches and saying "whee!"
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Nov 14, 2020 20:48
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Ed Sheeran signature products: - scented crayons - dried herbs (lavender and dill only) - fashion smocks - bookends - creme caramel (under the Sweet Flantasy label)
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Nov 14, 2020 20:57
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all the other kids pull out Ninja Turtles lunchboxes; I am visibly sweating at the thought of having them see my Ed Sheeran lunchbox
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