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I got my W2 a week or two ago, and figured I should file early if only to expedite any further stimulus payments. I filed on February 15th, and with lightning speed I got my Federal refund direct deposited on February 18th. gently caress yeah! My Federal refund was $3. What should I do with my newfound wealth? Should I invest it? Go in with a couple other people on a pack of cigarettes? I guess if others have experiences to share about taxes this year that would be fine, too.
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Lol op congrats on giving the government an interest free 3 dollar loan for like a year, that money could of been working for you this whole time
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Supreme Allah posted:Lol op congrats on giving the government an interest free 3 dollar loan for like a year, that money could of been working for you this whole time gently caress! This really puts the $4 refund I'm expecting from my State taxes in a different light. 
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Feb 22, 2021 04:19
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get a $3 scratcher, win one million dollars, and then go on the HGTV show My Lottery Dream Home with an all-in budget of five million dollars.
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Feb 22, 2021 04:22
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Mines not back but it's allegedly filed. I used the same shady free filing site as last year I dunno what's taking so long
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Feb 22, 2021 04:25
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Harold Fjord posted:Mines not back but it's allegedly filed. I used the same shady free filing site as last year I dunno what's taking so long I used the same free filing site I did last year, although it's more shady now. I even turned down their new app (which was presented in a way that almost made it seem like you had to install it to get your refund electronically. I have no idea why it processed so fast.
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Feb 22, 2021 04:31
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Im gonna owe like 400 bux like a chump
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Feb 22, 2021 04:35
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Invest in dogecoin
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Feb 22, 2021 04:35
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low key sex master posted:Invest in dogecoin I'm allergic to crypto.
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Feb 22, 2021 04:46
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i was on unemployment all last year so im absolutely about to get a lot of money back from uncle sam. all thanks to urbo tax the only FREE tax return software i trust for free tax returns. see you fuckers at the bank. 
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Feb 22, 2021 05:17
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BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:i was on unemployment all last year so im absolutely about to get a lot of money back from uncle sam. all thanks to urbo tax the only FREE tax return software i trust for free tax returns. see you fuckers at the bank. I used Credit Karma which was acquired by Intuit in December so it is getting more and more like TurboTax.  Tip to others using Credit Karma - you don't have to get the dumb Cash App they are pushing, or at least I didn't.
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Feb 22, 2021 05:24
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40% of all US dollars in existence have been printed in the last 12 months. Capitalism is just so far advanced that the hyperinflation is first manifesting as a stock market rally. catastrophic increases to consumer prices comes next when the house of cards falls down that TSLA isn't actually real. the sole saving grace is that america exports so much money to other countries that little money that is printed actually remains in the country. spend your refund while you still can op
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Feb 22, 2021 05:27
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Methanar posted:40% of all US dollars in existence have been printed in the last 12 months. I think I have a line on some purestrain gold - that should be secure.
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Feb 22, 2021 05:28
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My wife didn't get any money from either stimulus, and I only got money from the first. That coupled with the student loan payments I made gave us a pretty good return.
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Feb 22, 2021 05:30
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4 years ago my taxes were 110 pages long. I sat there and went through every page because I was like "how the gently caress could these taxes be 110 pages long?" My accountant really earned his $350 that year.
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Feb 22, 2021 05:32
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lmao if you report any cash earnings. why would you do this. your taxes go to complete bullshit and being honest means youre a fuckign idiot. what im saying is cheat on your loving taxes because gently caress EM report big poo poo but lmao wtf are u doing being completely transparent about how much money you made
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Feb 22, 2021 05:33
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Chinatown posted:lmao if you report any cash earnings. why would you do this. your taxes go to complete bullshit and being honest means youre a fuckign idiot. It's unironically unethical to give money to the government
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Feb 22, 2021 05:36
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why am i reading this thread i live in loving england
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Feb 22, 2021 05:37
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Methanar posted:It's unironically unethical to give money to the government hbag posted:why am i reading this thread i live in loving england you give your hard earned quid to a bunch of inbred shitheads who should be fed into a industrial shredder
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Feb 22, 2021 05:38
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Methanar posted:It's unironically unethical to give money to the government
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Feb 22, 2021 05:40
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IRS tells me my check regarding 2019 is in the mail. I highly recommended submitting in paper format during a pandemic.
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Feb 22, 2021 05:48
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Chinatown posted:you give your hard earned quid to a bunch of inbred shitheads who should be fed into a industrial shredder yeah but the difference is i dont have a say in it the tax is automatically applied to literally every transaction only people who have to manually file taxes here are business owners also your sign up date is loving powerful
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Feb 22, 2021 05:49
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Turrurrurrurrrrrrr posted:IRS tells me my check regarding 2019 is in the mail. I highly recommended submitting in paper format during a pandemic. Lol we got ours last week.
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Feb 22, 2021 05:52
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snort 2 dollars worth of cocaine with a 1 dollar bill
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Feb 22, 2021 05:57
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bossy lady posted:snort 2 dollars worth of cocaine with a 1 dollar bill thats a lil babby line for babbys do better
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Chinatown posted:thats a lil babby line for babbys Thanks for the encouragement, Dad.
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Feb 22, 2021 06:01
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i got almost all the way through my taxes this year but then i read a document i got from my brokerage on a form and there was a big red line on it saying "stop, do not file your income tax, we're still figuring poo poo out". which is as good an excuse as any to not give them the two grand more or so i owe them until my brokerage figures poo poo out.
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Feb 22, 2021 06:09
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last year i reported some bullshit income and had to pay deleted it and got ~$1000 refund. Don't be a mark. L I E
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Feb 22, 2021 06:11
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Chinatown posted:last year i reported some bullshit income and had to pay hell yeah.
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Feb 22, 2021 06:48
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Back in the early 2000s I ended up getting my paycheck garnished because Oregon wouldn't talk to California and I had to get all the drat paperwork to demonstrate that I had already paid taxes on the money in question. Now THAT was some bullshit. Fuckers ended up refunding the money they garnished but I can't remember if it was with interest or not.
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Feb 22, 2021 07:30
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Is the US revenue service notoriously light on billionaires? I just thought up a solution: Lycanthropy for all agents! No rich rear end in a top hat is safe from the ravenous beast until they pay their fair share. You're welcome America.
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Feb 22, 2021 10:05
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hbag posted:also your sign up date is loving powerful it used to be purchasable
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Feb 22, 2021 10:09
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Chinatown is truly the inbred royalty of GBS.
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Feb 22, 2021 10:11
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I make $40k a year and don't own any property so my taxes are pretty easy 
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By popular demand posted:Is the US revenue service notoriously light on billionaires? I just thought up a solution: Yes because the IRS has deduced that it's far easier to lay the hammer down on the poor with audits because they don't have the resources or the lawyers to fight it
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Feb 22, 2021 13:48
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The beauty of my suggestion is that werewolves are immune to lawyers and would not be sated even if the rich throw hundreds of lawyers at them in a pitiful attempt to escape.
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you'll never get congress to implement it though, they'll only care about being primaried and the billionaires will absolutely throw a shitload of money at that to stop vengeant IRS agents from becoming law-proof werewolves
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Feb 22, 2021 14:57
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So we should get a Vampire to enthrall the congress first, gotcha.
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Wizards duh
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I'm not so sure lycanthropic IRS agents are the best answer to making billionaires pay their taxes. Robots, on the other hand, sounds promising. T-1000s doing the audits might improve the situation.
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