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AARD VARKMAN: May 17, 1993

haven't seen one of these in a while so ROLL THE DICE

Celine Dion - All By Myself (Official Video)
Listen on Spotify: http://smarturl.it/Celine_Spotify_EN
Listen on Apple Music: http://smarturl.it/Celine_AM_EN
Amazon: http://smarturl.it/Celine_Amazon_EN
Listen on Deezer: http://smarturl.it/Celine_Deezer
Listen on YouTube Music: http://smarturl.it/Celine_YTM

Facebook: https://www.facebook....

# ? Mar 12, 2021 20:48

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# ? May 26, 2024 13:09

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

im gay

# ? Mar 12, 2021 20:49

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

hunting by running down prey

# ? Mar 12, 2021 20:51

Bronze Fonz: Feb 14, 2019

D:\Kerbal\GameData\Firespitter

# ? Mar 12, 2021 20:52

Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006; by Azathoth

rear end. Titties. rear end 'n titties. rear end rear end titties titties rear end 'n titties

# ? Mar 12, 2021 20:52

Fluffy Bunnies: Jan 10, 2009

So my wife and I have a puppy that we may or may not train to be her service dog. My wife faints a lot (up to 10 times a day in the summer) so I was wondering if anyone knows how I can train our dog to lift her legs up when she does, since it helps her wake up sooner

^^^^^ It's from a service dog training group on Facebook. I really hope that poor lady is able to have an awesome partnership with their pup.

# ? Mar 12, 2021 20:54

AARD VARKMAN: May 17, 1993

I have no idea why my phone's clipboard has the copied description of a Celine Dion video for a song I absolutely can not stand

# ? Mar 12, 2021 20:56

Mycroft Holmes: Mar 26, 2010; by Azathoth

You have inherited a small duchy through a series of complicated family trees and inheritances. Located within the foreboding forests of Ostland, it is in disrepair. Can you overcome beastmen, chaos, and scheming nobles to rebuild your birthright? Or will you fail and be cast into an unmarked grave?

This is a Warhammer game using the GurpsHammer fan expansion. We will use roll20 for combat and Discord for RP. I will provide all required PDFs. I look forward to adventuring with you!

# ? Mar 12, 2021 20:56

Lil Swamp Booger Baby: Aug 1, 1981

JVC HR-S9900U

# ? Mar 12, 2021 20:59

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

So my wife and I have a puppy that we may or may not train to be her service dog. My wife faints a lot (up to 10 times a day in the summer) so I was wondering if anyone knows how I can train our dog to lift her legs up when she does, since it helps her wake up sooner

^^^^^ It's from a service dog training group on Facebook. I really hope that poor lady is able to have an awesome partnership with their pup.

would me being forcibly gay on you or your wife improve things?
If I was straight and did hypnotic hip dances that punched either of your eyes out would THAT help? I'm determined.

# ? Mar 12, 2021 21:02

incoherent light: Aug 15, 2014

Fatal error!

Unhandled Exception: EXCEPTION_ACCESS_VIOLATION reading address 0x000001a6ca690200

0x000001a5d67c001d UnknownFunction []
0x00007ff7110dd3a9 Medieval_Dynasty-Win64-Shipping.exe!UnknownFunction []
0x00007ff71122af85 Medieval_Dynasty-Win64-Shipping.exe!UnknownFunction []
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0x00007ff71336ddae Medieval_Dynasty-Win64-Shipping.exe!UnknownFunction []
0x00007ffd55b57c24 KERNEL32.DLL!UnknownFunction []
0x00007ffd56f2d721 ntdll.dll!UnknownFunction []

# ? Mar 12, 2021 21:11

Meme Poker Party: Sep 1, 2006; by Azathoth

This just means hit CTRL+V and then reply, right? Well here was my last copy.

# ? Mar 12, 2021 21:12

Zybourne Clock: Oct 25, 2011; Poke me.

postilion

# ? Mar 12, 2021 21:14

Fluffy Bunnies: Jan 10, 2009

Big Beef City posted:

would me being forcibly gay on you or your wife improve things?
If I was straight and did hypnotic hip dances that punched either of your eyes out would THAT help? I'm determined.

haha it's not my post but if you want to be forcibly gay with me so I don't have to train my own service dog, I dunno if it'd work but I-

# ? Mar 12, 2021 21:15

Malcolm Excellent: May 20, 2007; Buglord

https://youtu.be/muXwWqNr9vg

# ? Mar 12, 2021 21:17

kumba: Nov 8, 2003; I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

enjoy the ride; Lipstick Apathy

Thanks so much for being flexible!

# ? Mar 12, 2021 21:30

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

MLYEE-QQIQ5-FWTD2

# ? Mar 12, 2021 21:48

AARD VARKMAN: May 17, 1993

Mozi posted:

MLYEE-QQIQ5-FWTD2

thanks i just stole your cd key

# ? Mar 12, 2021 21:49

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

elicit

# ? Mar 12, 2021 21:49

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

https://www.crunchyroll.com/

# ? Mar 12, 2021 21:50

Meme Poker Party: Sep 1, 2006; by Azathoth

low key sex master posted:

https://www.crunchyroll.com/

This is where teh anime is.

# ? Mar 12, 2021 21:52

Fartington Butts: Jan 21, 2007

# ? Mar 12, 2021 21:52

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

Aardvark! posted:

thanks i just stole your cd key

keep your dirty paws off my Bard's Tale!

# ? Mar 12, 2021 21:53

Nascardad: Oct 22, 2009; "Racing is in my blood, I can't quite get out of it yet"

https://youtu.be/j4mZYmlS95A

# ? Mar 12, 2021 21:54

flubber nuts: Oct 5, 2005

# ? Mar 12, 2021 21:57

Dumb Sex-Parrot: Dec 25, 2020; Absurd Pox Term
Rad Buxom Strep

Retard Ox Bumps
Borax Dumpster

Dares Box Trump

# ? Mar 12, 2021 22:07

OMFG FURRY: Jul 10, 2006; [snarky comment]

G�del's incompleteness theorems

# ? Mar 12, 2021 22:29

Combo: Aug 19, 2003

Temperature Loop Controller
BASE Menu COMM Menu
oFS1 r485 AddR 1
oFS2 none bAUd 9k6
INPt PT.dN dATA 8bit
Unit �C PARI none
dP 1-dP StoP 1bit
SP1L -25.0
SP1H 15.0 Out Menu
FILt 0.5 oUt1 diRt
Pb 0.0 o1ty RELy
RAMP none o1Ft oFF
oFtL 0.0 o1Hy 1.0
oFtH 0.0 oUt2 none
CALo 0.0
CALH1 100.0
SFt oFF

Work computer, enjoy some temperature parameters that are poorly spaced/parsed.

# ? Mar 12, 2021 22:32

teen phone cutie: Jun 18, 2012; last year i rewrote something awful from scratch because i hate myself

/pi/request.js 443 bytes {3} [built]
[33] ./dist/whg/request.js 448 bytes {4} [built]
[35] ./dist/isg/request.js 340 bytes {1} [built]
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[37] ./dist/pi/offering.js 2.98 KiB {3} [built]
[38] ./dist/pi/users.js 13 KiB {3} [built]
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# ? Mar 12, 2021 22:34

bewbies: Sep 23, 2003; Fun Shoe

https://twitter.com/CoachFParks/status/1370389926903226369

(was sending this absolutely WTF clip to people)

# ? Mar 12, 2021 22:34

appropriatemetaphor: Jan 26, 2006

https://open.spotify.com/track/5Jx7COhtLXEAnMKFfbq0Sb?si=IbFWR4qTRZy0ZdJqqkVHjg

# ? Mar 12, 2021 22:45

Mr.Acula: May 10, 2009; Billions and billions of fat clouds

bewbies posted:

https://twitter.com/CoachFParks/status/1370389926903226369

(was sending this absolutely WTF clip to people)

I can't even hear what they are supposed to be saying over that horrendous song blaring on the speakers, but I am on a phone right now so maybe that doesnt help.

# ? Mar 12, 2021 22:56

PIZZA.BAT: Nov 12, 2016

Only registered members can see post attachments!

# ? Mar 12, 2021 23:51

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Meme Poker Party posted:

This is where teh anime is.

I was trolling my friend on a work website :shobon:

# ? Mar 12, 2021 23:52

Edgar: Sep 9, 2005; Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!; Wedge Regret

Here we go, gotta love discord.

"The latest entry in the Dynasty series takes you to the Wild West. Found a settlement, become mayor, and build a town amid the trials and tribulations of the 19th century American West. Wishlist it on Steam here: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1329880/Wild_West_Dynasty/"

# ? Mar 12, 2021 23:55

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

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# ? Mar 13, 2021 00:05

13Pandora13: Nov 5, 2008; I've got tiiits that swingle dangle dingle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qj5fuDpQkVU

p. good.

# ? Mar 13, 2021 00:07

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop