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chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

quote:

Stanford scientists saved drops of the COVID-19 vaccine destined for the garbage can, reverse engineered them, and have posted the mRNA sequence that powers the vaccine on GitHub for all to see.
(from Vice)

In a world that has been very cyberpunk indeed lately, this seems like a new high watermark. It's like half a page of GATACA each for Phizer and Moderna. Too bad I don't have a wet printer to print that poo poo out on, I guess. Someone probably does, though.

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Natty Ninefingers
Feb 17, 2011
Cool and good, but the really important stuff is the lipid envelope apparently.

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



It's super neat but it's not cyberpunk until some independent hacker did it and is now on the run from Phizer and Moderna corporate reclamation teams. Seeking to disappear, he flees to South America, embarking on a series of exciting and erotic adventures as he makes his way to Peru...

a starchy tuber
Sep 9, 2002

hi yes I'm very normal
So uhh who wants to make some vaccine

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015

promising carl posted:

So uhh who wants to make some vaccine

U n Me bb

chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

Just found this rad article where they go through them character-by-character, and also apparently someone has actually printed it on a DNA printer, which is not only a thing but it looks like a HP:

hbag
Feb 13, 2021

how long until we get domestic DNA printers tbh
i'd loving love to print poo poo like meds to stop my weird dairy allergy (that's been done before but its pretty complex) or print a vaccine

hbag
Feb 13, 2021

honestly this is probably going to make me sound dumb as gently caress but im tired so im posting it and then going to bed

since DNA "code" seems... idk, fairly similar to binary, almost, i wonder if we'll ever get something that's like a programming language but for DNA instead of software
because i mean all a programming languge really is is an abstraction of machine code instructions to make it easier for humans to write complicated programs
to me, it seems fairly possible that such a thing could also exist for DNA at some point

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Busy programming a retrovirus that makes you grow dongs, like, everywhere. Peace out nerds

ante
Apr 9, 2005

SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS

hbag posted:

honestly this is probably going to make me sound dumb as gently caress but im tired so im posting it and then going to bed

since DNA "code" seems... idk, fairly similar to binary, almost, i wonder if we'll ever get something that's like a programming language but for DNA instead of software
because i mean all a programming languge really is is an abstraction of machine code instructions to make it easier for humans to write complicated programs
to me, it seems fairly possible that such a thing could also exist for DNA at some point

tbh from my layperson's understanding/reading a whole bunch, that's basically what the whole mRNA technology is starting to do

chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

hbag posted:

honestly this is probably going to make me sound dumb as gently caress but im tired so im posting it and then going to bed

since DNA "code" seems... idk, fairly similar to binary, almost, i wonder if we'll ever get something that's like a programming language but for DNA instead of software
because i mean all a programming languge really is is an abstraction of machine code instructions to make it easier for humans to write complicated programs
to me, it seems fairly possible that such a thing could also exist for DNA at some point

you ain't dumb pal, this is very much a thing

there's even work being done on DNA-based computers that would be dog slow but essentially free and insanely parallel

Ignatius M. Meen
May 26, 2011

Hello yes I heard there was a lovely trainwreck here and...

the end of the world will come when somebody designs a virus that turns the human brain into a bitcoin mining rig

somehow it'll become airborne and we won't find a cure in time to stop critical masses of workers from spending their days calling out arcane series of numbers instead of eating/sleeping/etc

the stupidest apocalypse imaginable

chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

Ignatius M. Meen posted:

the end of the world will come when somebody designs a virus that turns the human brain into a bitcoin mining rig

somehow it'll become airborne and we won't find a cure in time to stop critical masses of workers from spending their days calling out arcane series of numbers instead of eating/sleeping/etc

the stupidest apocalypse imaginable

yes, they call that "capitalism"

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



promising carl posted:

So uhh who wants to make some vaccine

I've got my 3D printer on it but so far I don't think I've got the resin settings right, I keep getting Baby Yodas.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Reading the RNA source code, looks like Bill Gates did hide some malware in there.

froste
Mar 19, 2003
:actually: as a full-stack developer, this is very poor programming code, no comments. Poor supportability

Zlodo
Nov 25, 2006
did they hide any easter egg or cheat code in there

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Zlodo posted:

did they hide any easter egg or cheat code in there

do a CTRL-F for 5G ;)

Flannelette
Jan 17, 2010


chaosbreather posted:

Just found this rad article where they go through them character-by-character, and also apparently someone has actually printed it on a DNA printer, which is not only a thing but it looks like a HP:



There are vending machines for your enzymes and proteins too

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




i got some measuring jugs, spoons and some scales. gonna make myself a vaccine.

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
I figured that would be the sequence but actually there's a typo: that C there in the middle should be a G. If you inject that thing you'll be growing big veiny dongs everywhere.

SRQ
Nov 9, 2009

u ever think about how much junk data is in DNA and then also that if you had to store a bunch of data on the long term, making a bunch of self-reproducing organic molecules with error-correcting code built in would be the perfect way to do it?

SRQ
Nov 9, 2009

what I'm saying is life is some energy aliens porn collection and it developed bit rot.

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
All DNA is junk, it's just loving trash, all of it.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Shaman Tank Spec posted:

I've got my 3D printer on it but so far I don't think I've got the resin settings right, I keep getting Baby Yodas.

Yeah that's the injector. You're supposed to boof the virus, get it right in there mucus membranes

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

SRQ posted:

u ever think about how much junk data is in DNA and then also that if you had to store a bunch of data on the long term, making a bunch of self-reproducing organic molecules with error-correcting code built in would be the perfect way to do it?

there's 1.5gb in the human genome op. it's also not junk data, necessarily

humanoid zip disks

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Nah man it's 40% dead viruses and your deadbeat cousin Earl

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i think it's cool that viruses predated cellular life (is my understanding). just a bunch of strands of whatever floating around in goop and they're still almost literally everywhere

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

Ignatius M. Meen posted:

the end of the world will come when somebody designs a virus that turns the human brain into a bitcoin mining rig

somehow it'll become airborne and we won't find a cure in time to stop critical masses of workers from spending their days calling out arcane series of numbers instead of eating/sleeping/etc

the stupidest apocalypse imaginable

it'll be curable with household ingredients, but doing so without paying a $10,000 per-dose licensing fee to Pfizer will get actively prosecuted as piracy. The next presidential campaign will revolve around a prospective $5000 tax rebate on the licensing fee

A Wizard of Goatse fucked around with this message at 15:43 on Mar 30, 2021

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
I think I've read a really good scifi story about something like that. Activist releases a retrovirus that turns people green and lets them generate approximately 2000 calories per day from photosynthesis and it breaks capitalism lol

hbag
Feb 13, 2021

chaosbreather posted:

you ain't dumb pal, this is very much a thing

there's even work being done on DNA-based computers that would be dog slow but essentially free and insanely parallel

cant wait until the day i program a living being and it does nothing but beg me to kill it

hbag
Feb 13, 2021

i have maybe watched too much lain but god drat its fuckin weird how similar living beings and computers are in some regards

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

hbag posted:

cant wait until the day i program a living being and it does nothing but beg me to kill it

That's just called having kids lol

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

hbag posted:

cant wait until the day i program a living being and it does nothing but beg me to kill it

poo poo, reading your posts pretty much does that to living beings currently

hbag
Feb 13, 2021

Big Beef City posted:

poo poo, reading your posts pretty much does that to living beings currently

good
suffer bitch

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

chaosbreather posted:

Just found this rad article where they go through them character-by-character, and also apparently someone has actually printed it on a DNA printer, which is not only a thing but it looks like a HP:



I carried this thing over a mile and a half to her house and printed her a vaccine but then her boyfriend came into the room and I didn’t even get a hug.

der ruhige
Nov 12, 2020

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

SRQ posted:

u ever think about how much junk data is in DNA and then also that if you had to store a bunch of data on the long term, making a bunch of self-reproducing organic molecules with error-correcting code built in would be the perfect way to do it?
Might be wrong but I thought junk dna was a kind of old misunderstanding?

https://www.advancedsciencenews.com/that-junk-dna-is-full-of-information/

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

der ruhige posted:

Might be wrong but I thought junk dna was a kind of old misunderstanding?

https://www.advancedsciencenews.com/that-junk-dna-is-full-of-information/

this is saying that there may be some function to some parts of the 98% of the genome not directly involved in protein coding, not that say 98% of that 98% isn't still nonsense left by a virus sixteen million years ago or vestigial scraps of the genome for prehensile tails

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
At the very least it is load bearing comments. If you take out the junk DNA from production you will have a very bad support day.

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yoloer420
May 19, 2006
How does a DNA printer work and what exactly do you get as output? Is it a single DNA molecule in a vial? What is it suspended in? How does this get used?

I have many questions and I'm too dumb to use Google.

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