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So I work construction, I spend a lot of time during the day in the truck with my boss. Tomorrow it is gonna be all day. I threatened him that I was gonna bring a sock puppet to annoy him and keep us company, and I totally am going to. I just cant think of a good name for it. I am gonna hide it in the truck and bust him out every now and then for shiggles. Truppet (truck/puppet), came to mind but I dont think it is good enough. All help is welcome.
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# ? Jun 11, 2024 02:11 |
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Do you have a theme in mind OP or will the name dictate the puppets personality?
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I am kinda thinking Jake.
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Like, if I choose a name like Sir Sockington would he have a british accent?
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Literally A Person posted:Do you have a theme in mind OP or will the name dictate the puppets personality? I guess that depends. Kinda a little of both? It will bitch about the work we have to do, and sometimes it will make dick joes and talk about DnD.
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Literally A Person posted:Like, if I choose a name like Sir Sockington would he have a british accent? Ooooh! good call, Yes he would.
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Kit Fisto
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What's it look like
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a few DRUNK BONERS posted:Kit Fisto He would not get it and I really dont feel like spending the time to sew tentacles, good name, good joke.
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Sifl and/or Ollie
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Boss Fucker
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HOMO ERECTUS posted:What's it look like Dunno, just gonna bust a sock out of my purse while we are going down the interstate and glu some googly eyes on it. I will then have it talk to him. I might put some eyelashes on it made out of a cigarette pack.
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Frank Frank posted:Sifl and/or Ollie A big influence.
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Poop worm
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Applesnots posted:A big influence. Following the same thread, Zapho is also a solid choice.
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Call him Lou and when you bust him out make him end jokes with "...it's a livin'!!!" edit; put a tiny hardhat on him
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Mr. Sock
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Did you at least wash your cumsock before you decided to do this with it op Sock's name is Rosy Palmer.
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Hairy Right Hook posted:Call him Lou and when you bust him out make him end jokes with "...it's a livin'!!!" The hard hat made me laugh, but I just remembered I had to buy a new car battery and I threw the things they use to cover the terminals in my bag, they look just like tiny plastic top hats. It might have a hat.
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Frank Frank posted:Following the same thread, Zapho is also a solid choice. Wait? is there a Siffl and Olli thread?
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Just because. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yt8KHLsMBAk
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Uncle Burp
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OP, you have yarn for hair? You got some buttons for them eyes?? Can we get an idea of what we're working with so we can conceptualize??
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Vladimir Linen. Stupid goatee mandatory.
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What’s your boss’s name OP? The puppet should be a grotesque mockery of your boss.
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cum
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Sir. Cumsockington IV
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Sounds like OP is sort of rushing things needing to go on this road trip tomorrow. That said, with there being regular trips, I'm feeling like this is something that can develop over time and become more and more absurd with each trip.
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Sweet Little Meatball
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Mr. Hands
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Crusty M. Jizm
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jizzy gillespie and give it a trumpet and you can make trumpet sounds with your mouth
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mr free handjobs
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rupert
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You're going to record the antics of this creation for our entertainment I hope OP.
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Pierre or Sonny Jim https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JY69kb64M_8
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God.
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Soup. "Why soup?" (Have the puppet slowly turn to you and stare) ANYWAY...
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![]() The logical choice is Truckler (a portmanteau of "truculent" and "Hitler"), but the name is less important than the tomfoolery. You should have some fun. Spice it up, you lovable goofball -- tomorrow's Friday! Here's what you do: 1) Put a MINIMUM of 200 hits of liquid LSD into your boss' morning gin before you two knuckleheads hit the road. Don't be stingy. 2) Get into the truck. You should drive. Have your boss hold the puppet in their lap. 3) Once you notice the acid is starting to kick in, detonate the small explosive charge located in every sock monkey. 4) Laugh! Now your boss has mangled genitals! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!! 5) Use a megaphone to scream "You got served motherfucker! I pranked you good! I'm going to post this on the DARK WEB so that everyone on the internet can laugh at you!" 6) Profit
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# ? Jun 11, 2024 02:11 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmsbP13xu6k
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